What the Hell Theater - 9/30

An Ocala, Florida man was arrested yesterday for biting off his brother's ear. The two were drinking when they began arguing and fighting. The victim's left eye was swollen shut and covered in blood and the bottom part of his right ear was detached and hanging by the skin. The brothers told authorities they got into a fight over one brother's dog.

China paramedics recently rescued a drunk named 'Pan' after he fell into a porta pottie pit and passed out. The 24 year-old was asleep for five hours before he woke up and began screaming for help. He was covered in human waste when medics pulled him to safety.

Kids + Acoustic + Everlong

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What the Hell Theater - 9/29

A 20-year-old South Bend, Indiana woman was arrested last weekend for leaving her 2-year-old daughter at a Martin's Super Market. The girl, who was crying, was unable to tell store employees or the police where she lived. Her grandmother eventually came and picked her up. The girl's mother told police she left the child at the store after she refused to leave with her.

A Richmond Township, Pennsylvania farmer is recovering from falling into a manure pit. Michael Martin was removing manure from his dairy barn when the loader he was operating fell into the pit. He was launched into two feet of cattle waste before firefighters used an aerial ladder truck to pull him to safety.

Girl SUCKS @ Bike Riding

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What the Hell Theater - 9/28

Robert Ziegler had to call for help after his GPS unit sent him up a remote mountain footpath in Switzerland. Rescue workers used a heavy lifting helicopter to carry his van to safety. Robert says, "I was lost and I kept hoping that each little turn would get me back to the main road. In the end it told me to turn around but of course I couldn't by then."

Graham Paul Brown plead not guilty yesterday to charges of animal cruelty, assaulting the police and disorderly conduct. The Auckland, New Zealander stood on a street corner, held a rabbit by its ears and swung it at people passing by. He spit on two police officers as he was being arrested and the rabbit was being taken to an animal rescue.

Jimi Heselden, who 10 months earlier purchased the Segway company, died over the weekend after he fell off a 30-foot cliff while riding one. A witness reported seeing him fall into a river north of London.

The best trick you'll never pull off

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What the Hell Theater - 9/27

A 24 year-old Boston man was recently arrested for stealing a pair of earrings, which he hid in between his butt cheeks. A female employee was showing him the earrings when he stuffed them down his pants and left the jewelry store. She chased after him and brought him back to the store before calling the police. After a couple of questions, the man admitted to taking the earrings and removed them from his cheeks.

Edeilson Nascimento is recovering from surgery to remove a 4-inch blade that had been stuck in his head for three years. The 29-year-old Brazilian tire repairman says he was attacked during a bar fight. At the time, doctors only removed the knife handle, fearing that pulling the blade from his head would cause brain damage. Edeilson had the knife recently removed because he was suffering from intense headaches.

Player Eats Goalpost...

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What the Hell Theater - 9/24

Matthew Freudenberg recently spent 13 hours digging through 13 tons of garbage after he accidentally tossed his $3,000 mortgage payment into the trash. The 56 year-old New Yorker eventually found the money in a crumpled bag. He says, "I couldn't believe it. I didn't even have to launder the money -- it didn't smell at all."

A toilet flush recently led to two Middletown, Connecticut burglars being arrested. The victim pulled into her driveway and heard the sound of a toilet flushing. She then backed out, waited around the corner and followed the burglars as she talked to the police. Cops quickly arrested Said Oruczadeh and Derek Mandeville for stealing $9,905 worth of jewelry.

Mascot on Mascot Action....

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What the Hell Theater - 9/23

Brandon Markey is recovering from being punched in the face by another inmate at Florida's Hernando County Jail. He and Ricardo Cleveland Sellers wagered bear claws and honey buns on a football game. When Markey's team lost, he went to Sellers' cell and gave him the bear claws, but was short four honey buns. Sellers punched him before being arrested for battery.







Eric Chambers was arrested after trying to smuggle a cell phone into a North Carolina prison. Guards strip-searched him after he set off a pair of metal detectors at Central Prison. They found the red-and-silver flip phone hidden in his butt. Investigators said he was using the phone as part of a drug-dealing operation.

Canada + Football = FUMBLE!

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Fumble Failure to F-ing Fantastic

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What the Hell Theater - 9/21

A former daycare worker at a Cincinnati, Ohio church has been sentenced to six months in jail for placing melatonin in children's candy to get them to sleep. Donna Scott was convicted of three counts of child endangerment. She plans to appeal her sentence



Tourists are flocking to a Brazilian zoo to see a 26-year-old chimp, named Jimmy, paint. The primate carefully dips his brush into plastic paint containers and uses broad, bold strokes to create his art. Jimmy stops painting if he feels too many people are staring at him.

Dance Fail

What the Hell Theater - 9/20

Three grade schoolers from Cambridge, Massachusetts are recovering from pepper spraying themselves. The 9 year-olds found a can of mace on the playground before mistaking it for cologne. They sprayed their heads and necks before realizing they had doused themselves with pepper spray. The third and fourth graders were treated and released from a local hospital.

Sheryl A. Urzedowski was so drunk during her September 9th DUI stop that she thought she was modeling again and proceeded to strut as if she was on a catwalk. An Orland Park, Illinois police officer says, "She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times. Urzedowski also offered to perform a gymnastics maneuver." Sheryl pleaded with the arresting officer to read her “the Amanda rights."

Tough Guy Ride FAIL!

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What the Hell Theater - 9/17

Joseph Milano has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for pistol whipping two men who complained about the taste of his calzones. The 42 year-old, who owned Goomba's Pizzeria in Palm Coast, Florida, is actually Joseph Calco, a former mob hit man turned federal witness.


A London real estate agent recently showed a home while its owner laid dead on a couch. The agent, Samuel Allfort, thought Katherine Frame was sleeping and left her alone as he showed a couple her $1.2 million house. After the prospective buyers left, he went back inside and called for help because Frame had turned yellow.

Bo Burnham.... WORDS!

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What the Hell Theater - 9/16

Debbie Plowman was left paralyzed after she fell headfirst from a stripper pole. The 32 year-old was taking a pole dancing class in London when she lost her balance. The accident happened while Debbie was hanging upside-down during a routine cross-ankle release. She is on a ventilator and is paralyzed from the neck down. Debbie communicates through a computer which reads her eye movements.





The Houma, Louisiana police are looking for Joshua Bickham. The 25 year-old is wanted for stabbing his young brother because he borrowed his clothes without asking. He stabbed him in the back before fleeing.

Stripper Fail!

What the Hell Theater - 9/15

A 17-year-old Pulaski, Wisconsin teen was arrested last weekend after he donned a clown mask and streaked a high school football game. The act happened during Pulaski’s 41-21 loss to Bay Port. Police say the student cooperated with them and believe he acted alone.


The London police had an easy time catching Anthony Gawthrop after he stole a laptop from a Cambridge home. The 24 year-old left his cell phone behind and then called the police to report it missing. They checked his phone photos, recognized him from his three previous convictions and waited for him to come and get his phone from the police station. Anthony fled once he realized the police were on to him. They later found him at his mother's home

What the Hell Theater - 9/7

The city of London has changed the name of Butt Hole Road to Archers Way. For years, American tourists visited the city just so they could have their picture taken near a Butt Hole Road road sign. One resident, who declined to be named, says. "We had had enough. We are much happier now. We just want to move on."




A Seattle hacker changed an electronic roadside sign over the weekend to read: "Eat my shorts!" Rick Sheridan, of the Seattle Department of Transportation, says the hacker could be charged with a felony if caught. "For us in Seattle, it's very rare. All the devices are locked with either a key lock or padlock so they're physically secured."

More info on what's up in WB this weekend!

Looking for something to do this weekend?
Run, Cycle, Float all in downtown Wilkes-Barre

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What the Hell Theater - 9/3

Ryan Burke is facing five years in jail for placing a hair in a policeman's breakfast sandwich. The 27 year-old was working at a Jersey Shore diner when he deposited one of his body hairs in the officer's turkey, egg and cheese bagel. Police believe the hair was in retaliation for traffic citations the same officer gave Burke in March of 2009. Burke will be arraigned on October 4th.



A Northwest Philadelphia man is in extremely critical condition after being run over by a car he was trying to push up a hill. The man's girlfriend was steering his disabled 1996 Volvo sedan when he got tired, lost his balance and the car rolled backwards over him. He was dragged 30 feet before his car hit another vehicle and came to a halt.


Penn State's Nittany Lion mascot, Clint T. Gyory, has been suspended for the first four games of the season for getting a DUI. Cops found the 20 year-old passed out in the bed of a truck. He blew a .187 and was cited for public drunkenness and criminal mischief. Gyory replaced James Sheep, after he was charged with a DUI.

Help Zack get on Track!

Just had MIKE SCHIFFER in studio talking about a motorcycle ride to benefit 2 year old ZACK STEIN from Dickson City.

Here's the ride info:

Saturday Sept 4th (rain or shine)

Starting and Ending at Palonial Park Dickson City with a Picnic @ 4pm with Zachary and his family.

Registration: $10 / rider $5 / Passenger

T-Shirts are available form $10

Registration begins @ 11am Ride starts @ 1pm

Pre-Registration contact MIKE @ 570-504-6031

All proceeds go directly to the Stein Family to help with medical expenses and travel costs

What the Hell Theater - 9/2

Vladislav Pavlenko won this year's "Bubble Baba Challenge," in which hundreds of people jumped on blow up sex dolls and raced down Russia's Vuoksa River. Pavlenko's time of 2 minutes 47 seconds was enough to beat out all of his competitors.



The North Carolina police arrested Don Lee Wade after they found him living with his dead mother. She died six months ago from natural causes while he did nothing about her death and contnued to collect and cash her federal pension checks. Wade is charged with concealment of death.

What the Hell Theater - 9/1

A Malaysian man was arrested yesterday after trying to smuggle 97 snakes and a turtle on-board a plane. He had the reptiles concealed in his luggage and got busted after his suitcase broke on a conveyer belt. 95 boa constrictors, two rhinoceros vipers and a mata-mata turtle sent
travelers running.


An Oregon State Police trooper recently arrested Gregory Holzer for mooning him. The 22 year-old was drunk when he dropped his pants in the eastbound lane of Highway 224 and mooned the trooper's approaching patrol car. Holzer told the officer he was on parole and wasn't supposed to be drinking.



The Southington, Connecticut police recently arrested Matthew William Findley five hours after he got out of jail. The 25 year-old stole a taxi from a gas station and was charged with use of motor vehicle without permission, fourth degree larceny and second degree criminal trover.