What the Hell Theatre - 2/27

Londoner Kim Swann was recently fired from Ivell Marketing and Logistics for posting a message on Facebook that described her job as boring. She says her boss terminated her after he surfed the Web and found a passage that read: 'first day at work. omg [oh my god]!! So dull!!'. "He called me into the office and said "I have seen your comments on Facebook and I don't want my company being in the news."

A Frankfort, Illinois babysitter has been arrested for stealing from her neighbors. Ginger A. Nakvosas was arrested after surveillance tapes showed her entering the home and stealing booze and cash. Frankfort Township, Will County Sheriff's Lt. William Carlisle says, "She'd been watching the kids using their entrance codes to the house so she could get access herself."

The Nort Port, Florida police recently arrested Robert Leonard Harnum and Nathan Lee Guara for drug possession and tampering with evidence. Arresting officer Miguel Segura stopped the 19-year-olds because they failed to dim their high beams when approaching oncoming traffic. As he was checking their identification he smelled weed and saw them devouring marijuana. Both were having trouble, swallowing.

Rock on young man!

Ben Stiller shows how completely NUTS Joaquin Phoenix really is

Who's the hottest cartoon vixen?

Who's hotter, Ariel, Erin E-Surance or Jessica Rabbit???

Isn't myspace great?

Myspace might be annoying by now to some of you... but it's great for at least 1 thing.
Myspace got all of my aunts to scan and post pictures from my childhood.
Rarely will I sit around and "check out some old pictures" from a box or album. But for some reason, when they're on my aunts myspace page (yes, my aunt has a myspace page) I take a look... and there I found this great picture of my brother and me.

What the Hell Theatre - 2/26

Steven LeClair recently won a $650,000 Vermont lottery after going dumpster diving with his wife. His mother unknowingly gave him a winning Tri-State Megabucks ticket for Christmas before he discarded it in the trash. Steven's wife begged him to start dumpster diving after she found out the winning ticket was sold near their home in Richford. Sure enough, they won the money.

A topless coffee shop has opened in Vassalboro, Maine. The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop has a sign on its front window that reads: "Over 18 only. No cameras, no touching, cash only."



The Bradenton, Florida police recently arrested Mary Angela Southwick for breaking into a home to do her dirty laundry. Neighbors called 911 after seeing the 49 year-old inside the vacant home. Officers found wet clothes in the washer and dryer. Southwick was found hiding in a closet.

Pet peeve of the Day

Seriously? Everyone knows you're not in front of a photographer... you're shooting your myspace profile pictures yourself... but WHY are you always looking at the corner of the room away from the camera!? WFT people!?

Rock for Humanity

Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, Green Day, U2, Switchfoot and Gavin Rossdale have all signed hard hats to go up for auction to help benefit habitat for humanity.

Bid on your helmet here

What the Hell Theatre - 2/25

Spokane Community College coach Erik Anderson recently died while trying to fix a problem with the school's bowling alley. The 38 year-old was in the middle of teaching class when he went behind the lane to free several stuck pins. The alley machinery began to move and instantly trapped and killed him.

An Evansville, Indiana woman is recovering from lighting herself on fire. The victim was washing her hair in gasoline when a water heater ignited the fumes. She was rushed to the hospital where she told doctors she was using the gas to get rid of her lice.

The city of Green Bay says people are stealing street signs that read: Mullet Place. City officials Chris Pirlot says, "We've gone through a lot of Mullet Place signs. My only guess is that people are still in love with the '70s and '80s when the mullet haircut was prominent. " Pirlot said it costs $100 to replace each sign.

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Woman with NO ARMS is now a PILOT!

Jessica Cox, who was born without arms, recently earned her sport pilot license at Ray Blair Airport in San Manuel. She flies this Ercoupe plane the way she does most other things in her life — with her feet. She also has started her own motivational-services company.
Greg Bryan / Arizona Daily Star

What the Hell Theatre - 2/24

Australia's ASM Liqueur claims they have created a new whiskey that does not produce hangovers. Naked Scot has no side effects because it has no herbicides, pesticides or fungicides. The Scotch Whisky Association is angry with ASM for implying other whiskies do contain these chemicals, which health experts warn have no hangover impact anyway.

The London police recently arrested a marijuana grower after he posted a video of himself and his operation on YouTube. The 25 year-old's tape included his real name and documented the stages of growth at his home in Bridgwater, Somerset. Each of his plants had a street value of $1,000.

A German dentist was recently found guilty of assault for extracting a pair of dentures from a woman, who failed to pay her bill. The unidentified doctor apologized, saying he just blew a fuse because he was under a lot of stress. The woman appeared in court with no teeth and said she didn't want to wear dentures again because of the distress the incident had caused.

Mardi Gras is here... enjoy Burbon Street from the comfort of your own computer chair... you perv

New Orleans Live Streaming Video

Honesty in Advertising...

Micro Maniac

You've always wanted to know what stuff would do in the microwave, but you didn't want to clean it up... now you can have the best of both worlds!

Who the hell is Burn Halo? This is all you need to know.

Who the hell is BURN HALO? Click HERE and you'll see... trust me.

Burn Halo will be playing TOP SECRET SHOW #13 @ Hardware Bar on Tuesday 2/24... I can't tell you where, because you don't have the 979X Unfair Advantage... if you did, you would already have your free ticket in your cell phone... Oh, NOW you want the Unfair Advantage?! Click here

Stick save and a beauty!

What the Hell Theatre - 2/23

David Kocmit is facing 6 months in jail for filing a false police report. The 27-year-old Clevelander recently told detectives he was the victim of a hate crime outside of a strip club. A surveillance video showed that he incurred his injuries after he fell on his own.


A Pizza Hut delivery driver from Cleveland recently went wild while delivering pasta. The unidentified man drove up on a customer's lawn before calling him a fat **** and threatening to fight him after he called him an idiot for destroying his property. The driver turfed the lawn a second time after the customer complained he'd been overcharged.

A South Carolina man claims he was recently assaulted by a dancer at a Myrtle Beach strip club. The 29 year-old victim was enjoying a lapdance at the Masters Club when the 19-year-old Conway woman bit his nipple. She also slapped him after he asked her to buy him a drink. The stripper told police she bit the man's shirt before walking away with a $1 tip.

Parenting...

Got a co-worker who's a "model parent"? Print
this baby out and hang it next to their desk... they'll get the hint.

Diver Eats It

Female Diver Slams Face On Diving Board - Watch more Funny Videos

What the Hell Theatre - 2/20

Briana Bonds' hair weave recently saved her life. She pulled into the Country View Market in Kansas City when a man walked up to her car and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her. When Bonds said she didn't love him her ex walked up and opened fire. One of the bullets got stuck in her weave before cops arrived and arrested the two men. Bonds says, "I know believe the weave paused the bullet, and didn't let it go any further."


The principal of California's Corona del Mar High School, Fal Asrani, is being accused of trying to cancel a production of Rent because it features gay characters. Senior Ryan Wilson says, “We went to a lunch meeting for drama class and our teacher told us the show was canceled. He said it was because Ms. Asrani did not want homosexual characters portrayed on stage — but that’s kind of the point of ‘Rent.’”

Hot Chicks with Douche Bags!?

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Really Subtle

This is how my girlfriend tells me that I play too much Nintendo Wii. Subtle.

What the Hell Theatre - 2/19

A new study by the Japan Family Planning Association reveals that teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal. Researcher Kunio Kitamura studied 1,500 people and found the average age of first-time sex for those who said they ate breakfast every day was 19.4, while for those who skipped breakfast, the average age was 17.5.

The Buena, New Jersey police recently arrested Lorenzo Salazar after he jumped naked on top of a squad car and began gyrating. Officer Matt Molnar says the 28 year-old was screaming obscenities and pressing his naked body against the driver's side door. Salazar was eventually subdued and arrested.

Abby Road Time Lapse

You've got to hand it to this guy, instead of bitching about all of the idiot tourists that cross Abby Road in England everyday and INSIST on imitating the famous Beatles photograph, this guy uses time laps photography to show how stupid they all look doing it.
But to be honest, if I dragged my ass all the way there, I would pose for the picture too.

Brutally Honest Beer Labels...

What the Hell Theatre - 2/18

Yvonne Morris recently used a wedgie to subdue a thief. She was working at the Brickyard Animal Hospital in Salt Lake City when she saw a man steal an iPod and a debit card out of a co-worker's car. She eventually grabbed him from behind before pulling up on his underwear as he tumbled to the ground.




A 14-year-old Wauwatosa East High School girl was recently arrested because she refused to stop texting during a high school math class. The unidentified teen told a school security officer she didn't have a phone. The Wauwatosa, Wisconsin police then arrived and searched the girl before the Samsung Cricket was recovered "from the buttocks area".


Epigmencio Garcia was recently arrested for lighting his best friend on fire because he refused to go home. The 24 year-olds were downing Tequila when Garcia asked his friend to leave because he wanted to go to sleep. When his friend refused, he doused him with Tequila and lit him on fire. The victim suffered second-degree burns on his face, ears, neck and hands.

Worlds Longest Ear Hair...

Ladies... don't try to hide it.. you love it.

Beer Bottle Dominos

This video is a paradox. You'd have to drink a lot of beer to get all those bottles. You'd have to drink a lot of beer to want to build this. You'd have to be totally sober to pull it off.

What the Hell Theatre - 2/17

Thieves recently tried to ruin Valentine's Day for everyone in the town of Louisiville, Ohio. Burglars stole every rose from Catherine Elkins' florist shop, Cottage Floral & Gifts. Over 400 were taken on Friday morning. Elkins says Mother's Day and Valentine's Day are the two biggest holidays of the year for her business.



An Akron, Ohio high school math teacher was recently arrested after receiving her fourth DUI in the last six years. Elizabeth Douglas blew a .226 and now faces 18 months in prison, if convicted.




A 19 year-old Hawaiian girl was recently arrested after she got drunk and then drove through a house. The girl was at a party when someone called her boyfriend to come and pick her up. She sped off before he arrived and crashed through the first floor of Mark and Sylvia Tsuda's $340,000 home. No one was injured. The unidentified drunk told the couple, "Don't tell my mother." She was taken into custody after failing her field sobriety test.

THIS is what college is like..... kinda.

How to Fight: Video

Just trust me, this WILL save your life

I'm bad at math... but even I get this...

This guy takes Verizon to school

This little girl is...

New Green Day

New Green Day Due in May

What the Hell Theatre - 2/13

Inmates at the Des Moines County jail may have to begin paying for their toilet paper because the county is facing a $1.7 million deficit this year. County Budget Director Cheryl McVey says billing inmates for toilet paper could save more than $2,300.

A Chinese thief recently tried to throw off his pursuers by mooning them. The unknown suspect had just snatched a purse when he ran into a dead end alley. With nowhere to go he turned around and dropped his pants. The group of pursuers stopped in shock before grabbing the man. He told cops, "I thought that if they covered their eyes out of modesty, I could then grab the opportunity to escape."

The New Britain, Connecticut police recently arrested Edgar Montalvo for holding his family hostage. The 46 year-old became enraged when his son refused to stop playing his Wii. He smashed it and then threw it out the front door before using a billy club-type weapon to keep his family members inside.

Will you be my Valentine?