Thursday, February 12, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 2/12

The Ohio police recently arrested a 4th grade teacher for working as an escort. 35 year-old Amber Carter skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a Bellefontaine motel. She was arrested in the motel parking lot and is now on administrative leave.


India's Cow Protection Department is launching a new soft drink made from cow urine. Om Prakash, the head of the department, says the drink will be called "gau jal", or "cow water". "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too. It will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

A Chinese woman, identified only as Ms Zhao, is standing topless outside of her plastic surgeon's office to protest the work he did on her chest. She claims the implants she received were lopsided and forced her to retire early from her job as an exotic dancer. "If the hospital does not compensate me, I will tour the whole city nude to show everybody what they have done."


The Umea, Sweden police recently broke down a hotel door after guests called for help because they heard a woman screaming. Cops found an opera woman tuning her voice. Her singing resembled a woman's high-pitched screams

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