Tuesday, March 24, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 3/24

Kurby and Krystal McDonald recently got married at a White Castle in Kentucky. The two met at the restaurant last year when they started working together. Kurby says Krystal's mother set them up. "I decided it would be a good idea. This is where we met and I asked her about it and she said no way." Burgers and fries were served.

A Denver parrot, named Willie, is being hailed as a hero for saving the life of a choking baby. Back in November, he and his owner, Megan Howard, were baby-sitting a toddler when he squawked, "Mama, baby". Howard ran to the bathroom where she saved the baby's life by performing the Heimlich maneuver. Yesterday, Willie received an Animal Lifesaver Award from the Red Cross.


Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for biting her husband's manhood. She invited her best friend over to watch a movie before she fell asleep leaving her and her husband alone on the couch. When Katya woke up, she found a half naked friend performing various sexual acts on her man. She smashed her with a floor lamp before biting her husband. Doctors were eventually able to stitch Mikhail back together.

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