Wednesday, May 27, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 5/27

Trahan Pires was recently fined $500 for assaulting a Chuck E Cheese mascot from Fairhaven, Mass. The 34 year-old ripped off the mascot's head because he thought he had pinned his 11-year-old son against a video game. Jessie Carvalho, the man inside the mouse suit, told police he extended his arms to get through a crowd of children that were trying to knock him over.

Divorce lawyers and suspicious spouses are now using GPS tracking units to monitor cheaters. Many are concealing them in a glove box or a seat pocket. Placing a GPS tracking unit in a vehicle is legal as long as you own it. 88% of divorce attorneys rely on electronic data as evidence.

The Tampa police recently arrested Adrian Kegler for allowing his 12-year-old son to be his designated driver. The fifth grader crashed his GMC Yukon into another car as he was making a right turn. The driver of the other vehicle is 8 months pregnant and was taken to a hospital as a precaution. Kegler was charged with child neglect and allowing an unauthorized operator to drive his vehicle.

China's Lichang Middle School is helping students relieve stress by allowing them to attack punching bag dummies that look like their teachers. Vice principal Meng Fanxiang says, "Adolescent students may have a lot of problems and be under great pressure from studies. It's better for them to release it within the school than other places. I don't care if they beat up my dummy."

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