Thursday, October 1, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 10/1

A Pasadena, Texas woman recently ate her boyfriend's goldfish. Upset by the fact her man took back the jewelry he had given her, the woman went to his apartment while he was at work and fishnapped his fish. She then fried them before cops arrived and told her boyfriend there was nothing they could do.

Crystal Newsome and Robert Vickrey recently exchanged vows in the lawn and garden department of a York, Nebraska Wal-Mart. She is the store's deli manager while he manages the grocery department. Crystal says none of their co-workers believed they would tie the knot in the store. “We put an invitation up near the time clock for a while. We both work here, we met here, it all started here, why not?”

Rick C. Musgnung, of Hellertown, PA, was recently sentenced to 11 to 22 months in prison for making love to a gumball machine. The 32 year-old was inside a 48 Hours Video store when he began rubbing his body against several inanimate objects. He was also busted for illegally entering a home.

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