What the Hell Theatre - 11/30

The Fall Rivers, Massachusetts police recently arrested Michael Monahan for placing his children in the trunk of his Trans Am while he ran errands. The 35 year-old told cops he was browsing the aisles of a sailing shop while his 3 and 6 year-old gleefully played in the trunk. The children now are in the custody of their mother

London's Leeds University is hiring a lap dance researcher. They want their new hire to determine where dancers are recruited from and what their working conditions are like. The researcher will interview 300 erotic dancers from two northern English towns


The Dade City, Florida police recently arrested Robert McCray for stealing 19 packages of antiperspirant in order to pay off a drug debt. CVS employees detained him until cops could arrive. Robert said the $84 in merchandise would have satisfied his dealer

Tiger's GIRLFRIEND!?

Tiger's Girlfriend!?
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A girlfriend with a wife that looks like this!?

7-10 Split... to the head..

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Sobriety Test FAIL!

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/25

The Austin, Minnesota police recently arrested Robert Christgau for driving while under the influence and child neglect. The 56 year-old got bombed before he allowed the 7 year-old he was babysitting to ride on the roof of his car while he drove around in circles in his apartment parking lot. Police found an open can of beer and discovered that Christgau had a blood alcohol level of 0.14.

A 39 year-old trucker was recently arrested outside of an Indianapolis strip club. He left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he went for a drink. The unidentified father then called 911 to report that his truck had been stolen and his child was missing. Police found the boy watching cartoons inside the cab and said his dad was too drunk to remember where he had parked. The keys were in the ignition, and the doors were unlocked.

Katie Couric Dance Machine...

Paula Dean takes ham to face

Tila Tequlia Eats It.... no not that.

Tila Tequlia is suing over a webcast she did... probably because
she looks ridiculous. Take a peek here... fast forward to 1:50 to see
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What the Hell Theatre - 11/24

Australian Chris Rickard is recovering from being attacked by a kangaroo. He was walking his dog on his farm when he stunned the sleeping beast. His dog followed the roo into a dam where the roo grabbed it and began drowning it. When Chris came over to break up the melee the roo slashed his stomach with his back feet and tried to drown him. He escaped by elbowing it in the throat.


A 41 year-old L.A. DJ, named Matthew Roberts, recently found out that Charles Manson is his long lost father. He says he used social services to locate his real mother. She then told him the truth. "I didn't want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It's like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father. He sends me weird stuff and always signs it with his swastika. At first I was stunned and depressed. I wasn't able to speak for a day. I remember not being able to eat.My hero is Gandhi. I'm an extremely non-violent, peaceful person and a vegetarian "

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Parking Brake FAIL!

What the Hell Theatre - 11/23

Ronald Hunt was recently sentenced to 200 hours of community service and ordered to pay $180,000 in restitution for filing a false disability claim. He said he was injured and collected $150,000 in benefits, while earning $400,000 as an interior designer. Hunt got busted when someone from his insurance company saw him working on a Home and Garden Television program.


A man, who calls himself SAL9000, married his virtual girlfriend this past weekend. The man fell in love with a computer girl, named Nene Anegasaki, while playing the video game Love Plus. He took his Nintendo DS to Guam for a legal ceremony and honeymoon, and plans to livecast the upcoming wedding reception online.

Hockey = Awesome

Help!

Classy Ink

No they're not... yes it's....

Back Boobs

What the Hell Theatre - 11/20

A compulsive gambler from Shanghai recently chopped off one of his fingers in order to kick his gambling habit. During the first 8 months of this year, the 40 year-old lost $147,059. His wife unsuccessfully tried to stop him from injuring himself.


The Conway, Arkansas police recently arrested Hector Chavez for beating another man with a squeegee. The victim was waiting in line for gas when Chavez cut in front of him. When he confronted him, Chavez used his squeegee against him

Nice...

Show off gets KNOCKED OUT!

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/19

d'Armond Speers only spoke Klingon to his son for the first three years of his life. The Minneapolis native says he's not a huge Star Trek fan, but wanted to try a language experiment on his boy. "I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language. He was definitely starting to learn it."


The Wichita, Kansas police recently arrested a 32-year-old man and a 29-year-old woman for marijuana possession. They called 911 and said that five armed men came to their apartment late Monday night and took their marijuana. The suspects fled in a white Cadillac after one of them accidentally discharged his gun. Police found more marijuana inside the apartment and booked the couple.

Worth waiting for the end.... trust me.

Penalty Kick Fail

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/16

An Elizabethtown, Tennessee woman was recently charged with a DUI after she mistook a police officer for a Sonic car hop. The woman was swerving all over the road before she pulled into the fast food restaurant and passed out behind the wheel. When Elizabethton Police Officer Sarah Ellison woke her up, she handed her a $20 bill and tried to place an order.

Customs officials in Spain recently confiscated $1.5 million worth of fake cigarettes. Twelve smugglers replaced the expensive tobacco with rabbitt droppings. One of the officials says, "They stunk. They smell just as you'd imagine burning poo to smell. They not only smell bad, but the toxic chemicals they give off are pure poison."

Deer VS Concrete Elk...

Four years ago, 58-year-old Mark Brye put a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of his home in Viroqua, Wisconsin.

--It was basically a lawn ornament, and Mark just thought it looked cool.

--Anyway, last week, a seven-point buck wandered into Mark's backyard and mistook the statue for a real elk.

--So, in order to defend its territory, the 180-pound buck rammed the concrete statue with its antlers and SHATTERED ITS SKULL. (!!!)

--The deer staggered about 20 feet from the statue before collapsing and dying.

--Not one to be wasteful, Mark butchered the buck and its meat is now in his freezer.

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Stealth Cat

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/13

19 year-old Vallejo, California woman recently went into labor just as she was robbing a home. Shanae Harston was coming out of a house with some stolen goods when she began having contractions. The police, who were already in the area investigating a string of break-ins, rushed her to the hospital before placing her under arrest.




The Tampa police recently arrested Josh Basso for crank calling a 911 dispatcher. The 29 year-old asked the female operator if he could come over and have sex with her. She hung up and called the police, who went to Basso's home. At first, he denied making the calls, but later admitted he did it because he was horny and out of minutes on his cell phone.

Women's Soccer + MMA

New 979X Vehicle Idea...

Chicks try "Risky" maneuver FAIL!

What the Hell Theatre - 11/12

Sanitation workers from Parsippany, New Jersey recently found a wedding ring buried uder 10 tons of garbage. Bridget Pericolo placed the ring in a cup before her husband, Angelo, accidentally threw it out with the garbage. Dump Supervisor Michael Brotons and sanitation workers Edgar Lopez and Joseph McGee dug through the refuse until they found the garbage bag that Angelo had thrown away.

The Chicago police recently arrested Jorge Murillo for making a false police report. The 39 year-old was drunk when he called 911 to say he had been kidnapped and robbed. When officers arrived, he told them he was blasted and just wanted a ride home.

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$200,000 in beer.... gone.

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MJ Reborn?

What would you do if you saw the SAME guy dancing like MJ @ a bus stop, everyday?
Damn right you would video tape him!

What the Hell Theatre - 11/10

A Starkenberg, Austria brewery has opened its own spa. They claim whirlpools filled with beer can treat skin conditions, improve blood circulation and can even cure wounds. Brewer Markus Amann says, "It opens up the pores. The yeast penetrates the skin and after 15 minutes your skin feels softer everywhere."

London subway riders recently heard a couple making love over the P.A. system. A spokesperson for train company says, "He was grunting loudly and she sounded like she was having a great time.

White Men Can't Jump(cars)

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/9

Calvin Hoover recently called the Salem, Oregon police to report that someone had stolen his marijuana. He told the 911 dispatcher that he while he was partying at the Freeloader Tavern, a thief broke into his truck, stole $400 cash, a jacket and about 3/4 of an ounce of marijuana, valued at $180. Deputy Ryan Clarke arrested the 21 year-old after he called back to complain that no officers had arrived on the scene.

A 9 year-old Charleston, West Virginia boy is being hailed as a hero for breaking up a carjacking. His mother pulled into a convenience store where she left the engine running and her four children, ages 9, 3, 19 months and 4 months, strapped into their car seats. Jonathan Martin jumped into the car and tried to start it before the 9 year-old grabbed the keys out of the ignition and got punched in the head. Martin tried to flee but fell in the middle of the street where he was captured.

92-year-old James C. Kennedy has been elected to a fifth term as Mayor of South Coatesville, Pennsylvania. He won his re-election bid by an 85-59 margin. Kennedy says he is looking for grants that will help him avoid raising taxes.

Cat Boxing

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FAIL!

What the Hell Theatre - 11/6

The Australian government is considering enacting a new law that would require artists to let fans know when they are lip synching during a concert. Consumer Affairs Minister Tony Robinson says the law was proposed because Britney Spears, who lip syncs during most of her show, angered fans when she began charging $1,300 for VIP seats. "We believe it is good business practice for concert promoters to make it clear to consumers before they buy tickets whether the performer will be miming, and make this clear on advertising, posters and other promotional materials."

Two teens from Rhode Island's Woonsocket High School were recently charged with breaking and entering. The 15 year-olds left school so they could break into a nearby home and steal 52 video games. They were easy to catch because they left their homework assignments behind. Cops eventually recovered the stolen items and arrested the two boys.


A 53-year-old Ocean City, Maryland man has been arrested for throwing a knife at some children on Halloween. The unidentified drunk answered his door and encountered a child dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th. He made fun of his toy knife and told him he would show him a real one. The suspect threw a carving knife at the boy and his friends before they fled. Some parents called the police, who found the knife stuck in a wood deck.

What the Hell Theatre - 11/5

Rodell Vereen was sentenced to 3 years in prison yesterday for making love to a horse. In July, stable owner Barbara Kenley caught him entering her South Carolina barn where he seduced her 21-year-old horse. She used hidden security cameras to catch Vereen. He also was ordered to undergo additional mental treatment after he gets out of prison and was told to stay away from Kenley's stable.

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/4

The Innisfail, Australia police recently arrested a 38 year-old man for shoplifting. The suspect stuffed sausages down his shorts before trying to flee. Police said the sausages were recovered but were not returned for sale in the store.




A Polish man recently tried to rob a Lublin, Poland bank with a spoon. The redhead burst into the lobby and yelled, "This is a stick up" as staff and customers threw themselves to the ground. When they realized the suspect was holding a spoon they got up and laughed as he fled.

51-year-old Lau Siu-wah was recently arrested for dressing in drag so he could exercise at a females-only gym in China. Club employees called the police after wah walked in and swiped his dead wife's membership card. He dressed in drag for his court hearing and was released on bail.

Girls what WHAT in their mouths?

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What the Hell Theatre - 11/3

The California police are looking for several scam artists who conned 30 men out of $225 a piece. The men answered an ad to be security guards for the Playboy Mansion's annual Halloween party. They all pre-paid for their uniforms and security passes before being told to meet at a Denny's. The 'security organizers' never showed.

Epic Parking Lot Meltdown

Blind Dates... A Roll of the Dice!

Yours is on the LEFT!

What the Hell Theatre - 11/1

The Ocklawaha, Oklahoma police recently arrested Ron Martin for driving a lawn mower while under the influence of alcohol. The 29 year-old smashed the stolen mower into the back a school bus before he and his companion fell off. He became enraged when the kids aboard the bus began laughing and pointing at him. Martin then tried to board the bus as the driver called 911.

A Deltona, Florida Middle School employee has been suspended for allegedly trying to force a student to eat pizza. Daniel Marquis held the pizza to the student's mouth and told him he “was spoiled and his mother does not make him try any food." He then yelled at another worker in front of the students. Marquis denies the claims and says he was just trying to expose the student to new foods.

Anvil Launching Goodness

Duuuude, that sucks.

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