Wednesday, November 4, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 11/4

The Innisfail, Australia police recently arrested a 38 year-old man for shoplifting. The suspect stuffed sausages down his shorts before trying to flee. Police said the sausages were recovered but were not returned for sale in the store.




A Polish man recently tried to rob a Lublin, Poland bank with a spoon. The redhead burst into the lobby and yelled, "This is a stick up" as staff and customers threw themselves to the ground. When they realized the suspect was holding a spoon they got up and laughed as he fled.

51-year-old Lau Siu-wah was recently arrested for dressing in drag so he could exercise at a females-only gym in China. Club employees called the police after wah walked in and swiped his dead wife's membership card. He dressed in drag for his court hearing and was released on bail.

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