Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/26
A Crestview, Florida woman was recently arrested for shoplifting chocolate milk from a Publix grocery store. A loss prevention officer called for help after watching the woman place cosmetic items in her purse. As she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, a cold bottle of Nesquik chocolate milk fell out of her pants.
A 32 year-old Memphis woman was recently arrested for running though her child's elementary school with a sword. The unidentified mother downed a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before trying to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day. Officers found the blade concealed inside a black cane.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/25
The West Virginia police recently arrested Richard Lee Craddock for caring for a child while under the influence of alcohol. The 30 year-old purchased beer from a convenience store before pushing his son in a stroller down a busy interstate. Deputies arrested him after they saw him stumble across a 5 lane highway with the child and beer. A preliminary breath test showed Craddock's blood-alcohol level to be .167 or twice the legal limit. He was charged with felony child neglect
The Marriot Beachside Resort, in Key West, Florida, recently called a bomb squad after a housekeeper came across a small black box that had "a battery and wires." Cops found the owner of the box who told them it was a homemade sexual stimulating device that was accidentally left behind.
The Netherlands police are looking for a 35 year-old woman who used a spoon to escape from jail. She dug a tunnel from her cell to across the street from the prison. She is considered a violent offender and is still on the run.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/24
Donna Louise Greenwell was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Monday for trading two children for a cockatoo and $175 in cash. The buyers, Paul James Romero and Brandy Lynn Romero, each plead guilty to the same charges. Both children were in Greenwell's care after their biological parents had left them with her.
An Indian groom was recently shot dead during his wedding reception. Pankaj Karotia was about to take his new bride home when his uncle fired off several celebratory gunshots. One of the bullets pierced his brain. The uncle was arrested for culpable homicide.
Samantha Lynn Frazier's love handles recently saved her life. The 35 year-old was walking into an Atlantic City bar when she saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. She was an innocent victim in a drive-by shooting. Sam says, "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/23
A collection of the world's most fattening recipes has been posted on Thisiswhyyourefat.com. They include the chocolate covered bacon maple doughnut bar, Burger King funnel cake fries with icing dip, and the double coronary burger. The 15 pound Porkgasm is the worst dish because it features pork belly stuffed with bacon, sausage and minced pork
Dan Eberhardt was recently arrested for breaking into a German jail to have sex with his girlfriend. The 33 year-old got busted after other female prisoners complained about he and his lover's "grunts and groans". The inmates said the sex noises kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated." Eberhardt climbed a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to enter the jail.
Monday, February 22, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/22
Swiss customs officials recently busted a Nigerian man, who was carrying 123 cocaine filled balloons in his stomach. The unidentified drug mule coated the condoms with wax so they'd be easy to swallow. Put end to end, the condoms would stretch out to a length of 18 feet.
Joseph Stankiewicz was recently fired from a Des Moines, Iowa Napa Auto Parts because he was dealing drugs. He was on medical leave when he left the company's human resources director, Carolyn Miller, a voice-mail. Joseph thought he had hung up when he began a conversation with a man named Donny. The two discussed trading 22 OxyContin or Percocet pills. Miller listened to her voicemail before firing Joseph for violating a company policy that prohibits the illicit sale of drugs.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Romanian Cop
This Romanian cop is arresting this woman for abuse of a child... after she slaps him, he becomes my hero.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/18
A Dubai college student was recently arrested because he owes $97,000 in unpaid traffic tickets. The unidentified man eluded officers for two years. He had 400 outstanding tickets and lost his license because of his stupidity.
An Italian food writer has been suspended from Italy's top rated cooking show for recommending a recipe for stewed cat. Beppe Bigazzi told viewers, "I've eaten it myself and it's a lot better than many other animals. Better than chicken, rabbit or pigeon." He later insisted he was joking about the recipe, and had been misunderstood.
Igloo Update
On Tuesday I gave you this story: Jimmy Grey recently built a four room igloo, complete with a flat-screen TV and surround-sound stereo, in his front yard. The 25 year-old Aquilla, Ohio native has been out of work for a year. He says he ran cable to his new home and lights candles for ambiance.
Now here's a video to go with it:
Now here's a video to go with it:
| Giant Igloo |
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/16
Jimmy Grey recently built a four room igloo, complete with a flat-screen TV and surround-sound stereo, in his front yard. The 25 year-old Aquilla, Ohio native has been out of work for a year. He says he ran cable to his new home and lights candles for ambiance
Buy Her Panties!
This is U.S. Olympic Snowboarder Hanna Teter.
She's selling her panties... for charity.
OK, maybe not HER panties, but panties she designed.
Buy them here and $5 goes to Doctors Without Borders
Monday, February 15, 2010
Creepy Kid from Back 2 the Future...
Just keep your eye on the creepy kid.... did you notice this the first time you saw it!?
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/12
A Lexington, Kentucky man was recently arrested after telling cops that someone stole his drugs. Stephen M. Bosch told officers that an armed man forced his way into his apartment and took $180 before fleeing. Officers smelled marijuana and got Bosch to confess that the suspect had also taken 10 grams of pot.
Mario Duane Porter was recently arrested for telling a police dog to sit. Gainesville, Florida Police Officer David Blizzard requested a K9 unit because he thought there might be drugs in his car. While the dog was searching the vehicle, Porter kept distracting him and telling him to sit. A small plastic bag of marijuana was found underneath the front seat.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/11
The Greeley, Colorado police recently charged Andrew Charles Donahue with arson for placing a bag of flaming dog poop on his neighbor's porch. Wayne Pickens called 911 because the 18 year-old and his University of Northern Colorado friends were holding a loud party next to his house. When cops left, the students placed a flaming newspaper on his porch. Pickens extinguished the burning paper before waiting for Donahue to strike again. When he did, he detained him and called the police. Cops took the dog poop in as evidence.
New Yorker Donna McPherson says someone recently mugged her Terrier while she was in a grocery store for two minutes. She tied Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, to a pole before she heard him make a funny bark. When Donna went outside she was stunned to see that someone had stolen the dog's $25 green wool coat and leather belt. She couldn't find the thief and was glad Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry coat
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/10
The Virginia police recently charged Charles Gill and Ryan Knight with felony snowball throwing. The James Madison University students nailed a snow plow truck before the driver called 911. When cops arrived, Gill and Knight attacked them and their car.
Thomas Scott Vandegrift has filed a lawsuit against a number of Virginia deputies. He claims they beat him because of his burping. Vandegrift, who was brought in on a DUI charge, says he burps because he has acid reflux.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/9
This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back - and she didn't even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova's shoulders and blood pouring from the wound. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety.
Joshua Ryan Tabor was recently arrested for waterboarding his 4 year-old daughter. The Yelm, Washington Army sergeant, who served in Iraq for 15 months, held his daughter under a bathroom faucet because she refused to recite her ABCs. Cops were called to Tabor's house after someone in his neighborhood reported a disturbance. They found the girl hiding in a locked bathroom.
London's Newnham College recently asked students to be quiet during sex. They made the request after 30 students complained that they could hear moaning and screaming through the walls. One female undergraduate blogged; 'It's just so embarrassing to think that people have been listening in. I was blushing when I got the email. You try to keep it down, but it's easy to forget the walls are so thin if you get a bit carried away."
Monday, February 8, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/8
A 21 year-old Milwaukee man was recently shot in the groin by his mother. The unidentified victim put on a ski mask before confronting his mother behind their home. She whipped out a .357 Magnum and opened fire because she thought she was being robbed.
The Arizona police recently arrested Daniel Greene for stripping at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. The 27 year-old jumped out of a moving car before running to a ticket counter and disrobing. Several airport employees stopped Greene's car before it could strike anyone. He told cops he stripped because he forgot to take his medication.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/5
The Texas police recently arrested Inequa Rushing for robbing a bank with her 4-month-old baby. Her boyfriend acted as a lookout while she demanded a teller hand her a bag of cash. While trying to escape in the get-away car, a dye pack exploded on Rushing causing her to toss the cash and her purse out the window. Cops found them and quickly made an arrest.
The Crestview, Florida police recently arrested a 51 year-old woman for misusing their 911 system. She called four times in 90 minutes to report that her husband had taken her cell phone and would not return it. When an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy went to the caller's home after her third call, he dialed her cell phone and heard it ringing. When the women was searched prior to being placed in the patrol car, the phone was found in her jacket pocket.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/4
Sho Lau says his pit viper snake is addicted to cigarettes. "He is very tame and one day when I threw a cigarette butt away he went for it and seemed to enjoy having it in his mouth. One thing led to another and before long he was having one cigarette in the morning and another at night. He gets very agitated if I don't have any to spare.
Claus' German Sausage and Meats is selling blue bratwurst this week in honor of the Colts. The Indianapolis butcher says the special sausages will be available until Saturday. They're priced the same as traditional white brats and need to be special ordered.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/3
A 62 year-old Detroit man is recovering from blowing himself up. The man was sledding with friends when he strapped a motorcycle muffler to his back that was stuffed with gunpowder, matches and gasoline. He hoped the homemade rocket would propel him down a hill at record speeds. The muffler blew up and ignited the man before his friends rushed him to the hospital.
The Brownsville, Texas police recently arrested Leticia and Alfredo Ines for keeping their 12 year-old daughter locked in a closet for a year. She was only let out to go to school, eat, or use the bathroom during the day. Leticia says she locked her daughter in the closet because she needed to stop her from stealing food from the fridge. The girl's brother finally broke down and told a teacher, who in turn called the police.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Tara is the WINNER!
Tara from Bloomsburg, PA is the new Coors Light 979X
Girlfriend Congrats... see more pics of her here.
What the Hell Theatre - 2/2
A 30-year-old Fort Pierce, Florida man was recently arrested for attacking a relative with a knife. Fransisco Yanez-Mejia became enraged when cousin turned off the TV. He grabbed a knife, chased him around the house and threatened to kill him. The cousin eventually ran into a bathroom and called 911. Yanez-Mejia told cops he had a knife to cut lemons and had no intentions of hurting anyone
A Fresno, California man is recovering from being shot in the back by his dog. He was hunting with a friend when they decided to call it a day and collect their decoys. The victim was bending down when his Labrador retriever stepped on his loaded shotgun and discharged a bullet. The 53-year-old was hit in the upper left back before being rushed to a hospital where he was treated and released.
Monday, February 1, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/1
Eric Gremm is ok after crashing his lumber truck into a Massachusetts home. The 59 year-old says he blacked out after choking on chili from Wendy's. Police say he could be cited for eating while driving.
Samuel and Brittainy Labberton were recently arrested for starving their baby daughter and putting laxatives in her bottle in order to prevent her from getting fat. Doctors ordered the Bellevue, Washington couple to make sure their daughter was well fed because she was born underweight. As soon as Brittany saw that she was gaining signifigant, healthy weight, she began witholding food and spiking her bottle with laxatives.
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