The Cincinnati police recently arrested Lespaul Stuckey for disorderly conduct and for humping a police car. When cops asked the 27 year-old to settle down he ignored them and began vigorously humping the front of their car while cursing.
A Fruita, Colorado woman is blaming her weekend car crash on a vampire. She told cops she was traveling down a dirt road when a vampire appeared in front of her car. She slammed on her brakes, reversed and crashed into a canal. State Troopers say the woman's husband took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, let her get away. Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
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