Friday, July 30, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/30
A 54-year-old Destin, Florida woman was recently arrested for attacking her husband. He had just returned home from a business trip when she looked at his hotel bill and saw that he purchased an in-room pornographic movie. The two began to argue before she tore off his shirt.
Richard Coerber claims his dog caused him to crash into the front of Woodbury Liquors in Woodbury, Minnesota. The 72 year-old says he was pulling into a parking spot when his Daschund puppy got between his feet and the gas pedal. The dog became wedged against the accelerator, as the car lunged into the door of the liquor store. No one — including the puppy — was injured in the accident.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/29
The Paducah, Kentucky police recently arrested two women for leaving their kids, ages 3 and 9, at Chuck E. Cheese while they went shopping. Marilyn Thomas and Kimberly Cali both plead guilty to second degree endangerment and now owe $200 in fines.
A Rock Hill, North Carolina woman recently took her car to her mechanic because it was stalling. Technicians were stunned when they found a cheeseburger and pickle in the gas tank. The lunch cost about $4, but caused about $1,000 in damage to the car.
Whale VS Boat
Anyone else creeped out that they watch a whale CRUSH a boat, then they laugh, and sail away...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/28
Housrou Kedji recently swallowed 85 condoms full of cocaine. The 42 year-old was trying to smuggle them from Houston to France aboard an Air France flight. Security at Bush Intercontinental Airport detained him after he started acting nervous. His hands were shaking, his heart was racing, and he gave conflicting stories of what he'd been up to while visiting Houston. It took Housrou five hours and four minutes to pass the drugs in front of federal agents and doctors.
A Barrie, Canada woman was recently arrested for shoplifting. The unidentified woman had just applied for a job at a store when security cameras caught her stuffing several items into her purse. The suspect was easy to catch because she left her resume with the store manager.
A 43 year-old British Columbia, Canada man recently held up a Starbucks while two uniformed police officers were in the store. The unidentified thief cut in front of the cops in line before splashing a clerk with a drink and demanding cash. The officers looked at each other in astonishment before quickly arresting the man.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/27
A 16 year-old Owen Sound, Ontario teen was recently charged with reckless driving after he ran into a parked car while texting. The unidentified boy flew off his bike and smashed the vehicle’s rear window.
Booker T. Bradley recently tried to steal sausage links from a Louisville, Kentucky grocery store by stuffing them down the front of his pants. An alert security guard stopped the drunk 64 year-old after he saw the meat sticking out of his underwear. Four more packages of sausage were found after a subsequent search.
Monday, July 26, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/26
Alexander M. Lemke was recently arrested for stealing his neighbor's car and then trying to trade drugs for McDonald's cheeseburgers. The 20 year-old Palm Harbor, Florida native drove his neighbor's Toyota Solara to McDonald's where he tried to trade marijuana and prescription drugs for the burgers. Clerks immediately called 911. Lemke was busted a short time later.
A Saudi boy has spent the last six years chained up in a basement because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie. The father, identified only as Turki, says he detained his son after a failed exorcist. "When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white. Then the voice of a woman can be heard coming from him. He does not talk and is now unable to harm anyone."
Friday, July 23, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/23
A cheating German couple is recovering from falling out of an apartment window. The victims were making love on the window sill when they slipped and fell. Each suffered broken bones and head wounds and denied they were having sex. The lovers were taken to the same hospital where the woman’s husband is recovering from a fall. She told him, “We weren’t having sex. We were just fooling around. I can’t remember the fall anymore.”
Shawn Martines was taken to jail in his own handcuffs on Tuesday night. The 25 year-old Port Richey, Florida native flagged down a deputy and asked him to remove his handcuffs. He said he allowed a woman to put the cuffs on him because he thought they were fake. The deputy arrested Martines after he found a hypodermic needle and nine Xanax pills in his pockets.
The Midwest City, Oklahoma police are looking for a woman who robbed a McDonald's drive-thru while wearing a pair of women's panties on her face. Security cameras caught the woman running up to the unattended window before stealing cash out of the register
Thursday, July 22, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/22
Boston police officer Richard P. Bennett was forced to resign last week for leaving his patrol to watch Bridget the Midget, a 3-foot, 9-inch porn star, perform at a local strip club. He says, “A part of me wants to say, ‘Where was the news when I pulled someone out of a burning car last year?’ You know all the good things you do, and I’m going to be remembered for one stupid decision. It just sucks.”
A 12 year-old Chinese boy, with 12 fingers and 12 toes, won't be having surgery to remove his extra digits because they are not affecting the functions of his hands and feet. Ouyang Guangchun's mother says no one notices his extra fingers and toes. "If people don't look at his hands or feet carefully, they can hardly tell any unusualness, as the extra digits are growing so naturally with the others."
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/21
Londoner Peter Cox may sue his local police department for accidentally tasering him. He was on his way to do some landscaping work at a friend's home when he noticed a patrol car following him. Cox pulled over and asked officers why they were tailing him. One of the officers removed his taser before it accidentally discharged into Cox's groin. The taser probes missed Cox's penis by three inches. Cops stopped Cox because his car didn't have insurance.
An Air France flight attendant was recently arrested for stealing cash, credit cards and jewelry from business class passengers. The 47-year-old would ply her victims with large amounts of food and alcohol before going through their belongings as they slept. 'Lucie' was finally arrested when she got off a Tokyo to Paris flight last Friday. Her colleagues assisted in the sting and knew something was wrong because she was regularly showing up for work in expensive sports cars.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/20
A 17 year-old Amish teen, from Leon, New York, was arrested after leading police on a slow speed chase. The teen ran a stop sign on his horse and buggy before the slow speed chase ensued for almost a mile. The teen crashed and was captured after he tried to flee on foot. He was charged with underage possession of alcohol, reckless endangerment, failure to stop at a stop sign and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle.
Security at Mexico City's international airport arrested Roberto Cabrera yesterday after they caught him trying to smuggle 18 monkeys into the country. He was searched after a guard noticed a bulge under his shirt. The 38 year-old hid the tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle. Two of the monkeys were dead. Cabrera was arrested on charges of trafficking an endangered species.
Monday, July 19, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/19
The Roberts, Wisconsin police converged on a home early Friday after a man began shooting up his mother's house because he thought he was being attacked by clowns. The 40-year-old man fired 22 shotgun rounds into the walls and ceiling of the home before cops coaxed him onto the patio. When he slipped, they jumped on him and took him to the hospital for a mental evaluation. The unidentified man told doctors he had taken a hallucinogenic drug. He said he believed that people dressed as clowns were attacking his mother's home and that he had shot and killed a number of them.
Benny the Bull was attacked while playing with kids at Odyssey Fun World. The Chicago Bulls mascot was dancing during a personal appearance when a man approached him and told him to get out of his way. Benny did before the man became enraged and pushed him down. Benny injured his wrist while the suspect fled
The Princeville, Illinois police recently arrested Christopher Colvin for jumping on cars in his underwear. The 34 year-old threw a chainsaw at the rear window of a deputy's car. After he was cuffed, he was taken to St. Mary's Hospital in Galesburg for evaluation..
Friday, July 16, 2010
Tonight @ Runcos in Olyphant...
This is one of the games we'll be playing tonight with Coors Light @ Runcos in Olyphant!
What the Hell Theatre - 7/16
Dwayne Lamont Moten recently died after hiring his friend to shoot him. The 20 year-old's plan was to have Jacob Wheeler injure him before blaming the shooting on his wife's boyfriend so he could gain custody of his three-year-old son, Dwayne Jr.. The bullets that struck Moten accidentally killed him. Wheeler was charged with murder.
Zaver Rathod is lucky to be alive after swallowing a poisonous snake. The 35 year-old Indian man killed the reptile after it bit his friend. He then made a $2 bet with another friend that he could consume it in one swallow. Zaver was rushed to the hospital yesterday with severe nausea and vomiting. Doctors managed to remove the contents of his stomach before the snake's venom could enter his blood stream.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/15
A paralyzed London man staved off death on Tuesday by moving his eyes. Richard Rudd blinked just as doctors were ready to turn off his life-support machine. The 43 year-old lost the use of his limbs after he was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident last October. On Monday, his family believed he didn't want to live in his current state and gave doctors permission to withdraw treatment. Asked by doctors if he wanted to live, Rudd replied "Yes" by moving his eyes.
The U.S. Coast Guard picked up a Cuban man who floated into American waters aboard a homemade styrofoam boat. The unidentified man survived at sea for 25 days without any food or water. The Coast Guard says the man is dehydrated, but otherwise in good health. Government officials are now trying to decide whether or not to send the castaway back to Cuba.
Alan Henry recently spent 3 days in an Ontario, Canada jail for telling police his last name was 'Moron'. The 20 year-old gave cops the fake name after they busted him for drinking beer in a public parking lot. He was taken into custody because he was under a court-ordered curfew and alcohol ban.
Dog HUMPS until he passes out...
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/13
Demetrio Gutierrez-Vasquez was recently arrested for concealing cocaine in the front of his pants. The Fort Pierce, Florida police stopped him for speeding before he told them he had just come back from picking watermelons. A drug-sniffing dog, named Punky, began barking at his crotch. The drugs were found during a patdown. Gutierrez-Vasquez was charged with felony possession with intent to sell.
James Hatfield was recently arrested for concealing 7 bags of heroin in between his butt cheeks. The 26 year-old Waterford, Connecticut native got busted during a traffic stop. He was searched after two other passengers got nailed for possession.
Monday, July 12, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/12
Nicola Paignton died after suffering a heart attack while using an adult toy. An X-rated movie was playing on her laptop when she was found dead in her bed. An autopsy revealed that the Londoner died from a sudden heart arrhythmia.
Six workers recently drowned to death after falling into a giant vat of marinara at a tomato sauce factory in India. A female employee was walking alongside the vat when she slipped and fell in. Five co-workers jumped in to try and save her, but were overcome by fumes from fermenting vegetables.
A 47-year-old man's friends recently set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet. The 47 year-old Texas victim suffered severe burns to his butt and lower back. He told cops whoever drank the least among his friends would be set on fire. His friends were going to take him to the hospital, but got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.
Friday, July 9, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/9
The Des Moines, Iowa police recently arrested Robert Grimstad for riding his lawn mower while drunk. Deputies stopped the 38 year-old after they caught swerving all over the road. He told them that he was out on his mower picking up cans because he has great community spirit.
Antisa Khvichava turned 130 yesterday. She lives with her grandson in the former Soviet republic of Georgia and celebrated her big day with folk music , a cake, corn porridge and spiced chicken. Antisa says, "I've always been healthy, and I've worked all my life — at home and on the farm." She has a son, 10 grandchildren, 12 great grandchildren and six great, great grandchidren.
Mike Morateck won this year's world cricket spitting contest by spitting a dead cricket 21 feet and 2 inches. He says spitting a cricket is a science. "Pick a big cricket -- the heavier the cricket, the further it goes. Put the cricket in your mouth, feet first on its back with the head pointing out because you don't want the legs dragging on the way out. Then take a big breath through the nose -- otherwise you eat the cricket -- and let it fly."
Thursday, July 8, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/8
A Massachusetts high school custodian recently found a 3 foot snake while cleaning out some student lockers. Ed Reardon says at first, he thought it was a change purse. Then, he thought it was a rubber snake. When it went into attack mode Ed grabbed it by the neck and took it to a pet store where it was identified as a ball python. Ed thinks a student left the snake in the locker as a prank.
The Land O Lakes, Florida police recently arrested Heath Cannon for stealing a tractor to go on a beer run. The 43 year-old took the tractor from a roadside construction site. He was drunk when he was taken into custody.
The Villa Rica, Georgia police recently arrested a 29-year-old man for holding his mother hostage. The unidentified man became angry after she refused to iron his clothes. He pulled out a gun, took his mother's keys and cell phone and refused to let her leave for six hours. She eventually escaped and went to a police station.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/7
A 50-year-old man is facing multiple charges after allegedly crashing his car into a strip club on Tuesday. Police said Keith Rasmussen, was asked to leave Vision's Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area. He then got into his SUV slammed it into the front of the building. When police found Rasmussen, they asked him how he was doing. His response, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers." Cops say he then denied driving the SUV, telling police Martians helped get him to his current location.
91 year-old Jean Stevens was recently found living with her dead husband and her dead twin sister in a rural Wyalusing, Pennsylvania home. She had her husband's embalmed corpse dug up in 2000 after being married to him for more than 60 years. Her twin was dug up last October. Jean kept her dressed in her "best housecoat," and often sprayed her with expensive perfume. She placed her husband on a couch in the detached garage. He wore a dark suit, white shirt and blue knitted tie. An anonymous tip led cops to Jean's home.
Jason Graham was recently arrested for trying to smuggle drugs into Florida's Manatee County Jail. He was changing into his blue prison uniform when a deputy heard a rubber band snap as he pulled his pants up. The deputy found the blue pills attached to his manhood with a rubber band.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/6
London firefighter Julian Lawford is going on trial for manslaughter. His fire engine was responding to a call when he sounded his siren and scared a herd of cows. Harold Lee was milking the holsteins when he was trampled to death by the spooked beasts. His family says Lawford is responsible for his death because he sounded the alarm that scared the cows. They claim he could have waited until he passed the Lee farm.
Tom Moore's family stuffed his ashes inside some fireworks on Sunday before lighting the explosives. The Jacksonville, Florida senior died unexpectedly in May and was cremated. His family had planned to scatter his ashes over Lake Disston, but then remembered his love for Independence Day and fireworks. His wife, Anne says, "It just came to us, a 4th of July party, sending him off in a rocket or a burst."
A Pacific Beach, California man woke up on Sunday morning to find a naked stranger sleeping on his couch. The unidentified naked man got drunk, disrobed, and entered the home through an unlocked door before passing out on the couch. An officer says, “This gentleman thought he had been walking into his own home, which is in Mission Valley nearly 20 miles away. We think it was an honest mistake.” The homeowner declined to press trespassing charges against the intruder.
Friday, July 2, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/2
A 105-year-old Chinese man is set to marry a 50 year-old woman he recently met on the Internet. Gong Dunrua says it was 'love at first sight' when he saw his new bride on a Webcam. She says, "He is a good talker and a sensitive man who looks only 70. Apart from being hard of hearing, he is in good health."
A Tampa Bay Rays fan could be in trouble for allowing his 10 year-old son to drink an entire beer during a recent home game against the Arizona Diamondbacks. Eyewitnesses took pictures of the man handing his son a cup of beer. It took the tween less than 10 minutes to down it. An official said the team is aware of the photo and is looking into the matter.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/1
An 18 year-old woman recently walked naked through downtown Montpelier, Vermont without getting arrested. She told cops she was strolling around naked because she was hot. The Montpelier Police Department could not arrest the unidentified woman because 'she was not exhibiting any kind of overt gestures or communicating any kind of lewd act'. Vermont laws say you can be nude outside, but can't disrobe outside.
Alicia Hansley found a tooth after biting into her pepperoni Hot Pocket. The 17 year-old North Carolina teen says, “I used to eat them a lot, but not no more. I knew it had to be either a rock or a tooth, because it was so hard. And all my teeth are in my mouth.” When her father called the company, he offered was a $5 coupon to buy more Hot Pockets.
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