Wednesday, July 7, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 7/7

A 50-year-old man is facing multiple charges after allegedly crashing his car into a strip club on Tuesday. Police said Keith Rasmussen, was asked to leave Vision's Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area. He then got into his SUV slammed it into the front of the building. When police found Rasmussen, they asked him how he was doing. His response, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers." Cops say he then denied driving the SUV, telling police Martians helped get him to his current location.

91 year-old Jean Stevens was recently found living with her dead husband and her dead twin sister in a rural Wyalusing, Pennsylvania home. She had her husband's embalmed corpse dug up in 2000 after being married to him for more than 60 years. Her twin was dug up last October. Jean kept her dressed in her "best housecoat," and often sprayed her with expensive perfume. She placed her husband on a couch in the detached garage. He wore a dark suit, white shirt and blue knitted tie. An anonymous tip led cops to Jean's home.

Jason Graham was recently arrested for trying to smuggle drugs into Florida's Manatee County Jail. He was changing into his blue prison uniform when a deputy heard a rubber band snap as he pulled his pants up. The deputy found the blue pills attached to his manhood with a rubber band.

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