A British soldier recently proposed to the wrong woman. The unidentified man, who is currently serving in Afghanistan, meant to propose to his pregnant girlfriend, but instead, dialed the wrong number and left a message on Diana Potts' voicemail. He said, "Dont ever forget I love you with all my heart and I was going to ask you - don't answer, obviously you can't answer - but will you marry me?"
A Turkish man recently took out a restraining order against his sex-crazed wife. He told police he has slept on a sofa for the past four years in an attempt to escape her insatiable appetite for sex. The exhausted man has moved out of his home and is now seeking a divorce. 
The Greenwood, Mississippi police recently arrested Andrew Lee Nash for sexually assaulting four hogs. Cops set up surveillance cameras and busted the 52 year-old after the hog's owners suspected foul play had been taking place. Each of the hogs contracted an STD from Nash, who was charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse. If found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail. 
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