Wednesday, August 31, 2011

What the Hell Theater - 8/31

A Miami International Airport passenger is in trouble after being caught with snakes in his pants while trying to board a flight. The Transportation Security Administration said the seven cold-blooded reptiles were discovered on the male passenger by security scanners on August 25th. It was not clear where in the man's pants the snakes were hidden or if the snakes were venomous. The unidentified passenger didn't stop at sneaking snakes on a plane. He also had three tortoises hidden in a nylon bag concealed in his pants. The exotic animals were confiscated by the U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife and the man was arrested for trafficking illegal wildlife.


A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his trousers. Carlisle police said 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22nd at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness. Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.



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