
Kirsten Dunst - Spiderman
Miss California Carrie Prejean - who is a bit of a bible thumper, just had some not to bible-friendly pictures hit the net @ thedirty.com
A Peoria, Illinois bus monitor is in trouble for Duct Taping two students. The unidentified fourth graders were riding home on a charter bus when they refused to lower their voices. Bus monitor Mitchell Clack placed tape over their mouths and necks before being arrested on two counts of battery and two counts of disorderly conduct.
Walworth County, Wisconsin Corrections Officer Sgt. Howard Sawyers recently won the world's cop doughnut eating championship. The 3-time champ set a new record by downing 17 doughnuts in three minutes.
A Florida corrections officer was fired on Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day for tasing a group of children. Sgt. Walter Schmidt, who worked at the Franklin Correctional Institution in Carrabelle, wanted to give the kids an idea of what their parents do, so he took out the taser and zapped them with 50,000 volts of electricity. All screamed as one was taken to the hospital for treatment.
The Arvada, Colorado police recently cited Brian Drone for riding an animal under the influence. He received a $25 ticket before a stable owner eventually offered him and his horse a ride home.



Two tourists recently had sex on the front lawn of the Windsor Castle. The unidentified lovers ignored other tourists and made love for 15 minutes before the police arrived and charged them with outraging public decency. It is not known if the Queen of England was home at the time of the incident.
The Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania police recently arrested two sisters for selling heroin. The 65 and 70 year old women had been dealing out of their suburban home for six months. Each was making $10,000 a week and being supplied by a 28-year-old Allentown man