Saturday, May 9, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 5/11
The Chicago and Aurora, Illinois police are looking for two women who have been going door to door offering to perform Swine Flu tests. The $3 swab exams are fake. The University of Illinois-Chicago and other universities are banning handshakes from graduation ceremonies. The move is expected to reduce the outbreak of the Swine Flu.
Dairus Dugger is suing Burger King for failing to remove the pickles from a burger he bought two years ago. He wants $100,000 because the onions, pickles and tomatoes caused a 'severe allergic reaction' that forced him to miss work and resulted in large medical bills.
A groom from Chongqing, China almost missed his wedding after getting stuck in an elevator in his bride's apartment building. He was on his way to pick her up when he stuck. She and her family left for the chutrch and thought he had bailed on her until he came running in at the last minute.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 5/7
A 41 year-old Salem, Oregon father was recently arrested for using a dog shock collar on his four children. Salem Police Lt. Dave Okada says the father didn't do it as a punishment. Instead, he shocked his children because he thought it was funny. The children, all younger than 10, are now in the custody of their mother.
A naked Russian couple is recovering from plunging into an icy river. The two were making love when their car slid down an embankment and into the icy water. Rescuers pulled the driver and his 26-year-old girlfriend to safety before treating them for exposure.
Invisible Car!?!?
Nope, this isn't Photoshop. A British art student painted her car to exactly match the parking lot out front of her art studio. Here's the full article.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 5/6
A Wisconsin jeweler is giving away 100 pearl necklaces for Mother's Day. Eric's Diamonds and Fine Jewelry will distribute the $40 necklaces to Chippewa Valley residents who were laid off this year.
The Ft Lauderdale police recently arrested two brothers for stealing a Ford pickup truck. Kendrick and Marquise Pitts tried to avoid the police by ducking into an office building. Cops followed them in to a women's bathroom where they used falsetto voices to make them think they were women. It didn't work as the Pitts brothers were charged with resisting arrest and grand theft auto.
The parents of an 11 year-old Swedish boy have hired a bodyguard to accompany him to school. They say the guard will protect him against being bullied. "We are desperate, the boy is in a sensitive age. He is 11-years-old and he should be able to go to school without being scared. As long as he is there, then the boy won't be subjected to violence."
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 5/5
A woman made a color blind error @ the bank while attempting bank fraud. A black woman in Berks County, PA tried to make a transaction @ the Bank of America in Wyomissing, with a stolen ID from a white woman from Virgina. If you can ID this woman call Crime Alert @ 877-373-9913
A 7 year-old Swiss girl recently received the shock of her life when she found a condom in her McDonald's French fries. Her mother called the police, who are now investigating where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal.
The Portland, Oregon police arrested 7 people on Saturday after they brawled at a karaoke bar. Cops say the fight started after a man slapped a married woman on the butt as she was singing. Security used pepper spray to subdue the fighters. Those arrested were charged with disorderly conduct.
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