Thursday, December 17, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 12/17

Lo Wung was recently attacked by his pack of trained monkeys. Each primate knows Tae Kwon Do and entertains shoppers outside of a mall in Hubei, China. When Lo tried to stop the monkeys with a staff they grabbed it and beat him over the head with it. He eventually stopped the attack by tying the primates up with some rope.


Mohamed Abukar Ibrahim was recently stoned to death for having an extra marital affair within the limits of Somalia. His mistress received 100 lashes and was allowed to live because she was single at the time of the affair.




A 24-year-old woman, from Chongqing, China, wants to divorce her husband because she dislikes the way he brushes his teeth. The unidentified woman approached a local court where she said, "I cannot stand the way he brushes his teeth. I've asked him to brush properly but he never listens."

Charlie Weis not the ONLY problem at ND

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 12/16

An 11 year-old student, from Yunnan China, recently lost her finger during a game of Tug of War. Xiao Jia and her friends were playing at recess when she saw her finger dangling from the rope. She was rushed to a hospital, where doctors were unable to save her finger.


A Cambodian man recently burned down his home after his wife refused to give him money to buy cigarettes. The unidentified father downed a bottle of wine before his wife became upset and yelled, "Go ahead! Burn down the house if you want to." The couple and their seven children are now homeless.

Orignal TMNT

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 12/15

A Milwaukee elementary school teacher is in trouble for cutting one of her student's braids in class. Seven year-old Lamaya Cammon was playing with one of her beads when her teacher offered her candy to come to the front of the class. She took the bait before her teacher reached for some scissors and lopped off her long braids. The teacher was charged with disorderly conduct and allowed to keep her job

The Arizona police recently arrested Joey Wallace for exposing himself to a Sonic employee. He ordered food in his boxer shorts before another car hop found him naked when she returned with his condiments. The 20 year-old told police he stripped to cheer up a friend who was having a bad day. Cops hauled him off after they found him under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

Santaaaaa !!!!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Fail!

What the Hell Theatre - 12/14

Jason Barker, of St. Clair Shores, Michigan, was recently robbed while he was on a MySpace date. He and 24-year-old April Evelyn were dining at a Chili's restaurant while her boyfriend, Vernon Henderson, was stealing from his home. Barker says Evelyn arrived at his house early and asked to use the bathroom. While in there, she unlocked a window for Henderson. As soon as he was done cleaning out the home he called Evelyn who ended the date.


Friday, December 11, 2009

Tiger's Mistress is busy...


Apparently one of Tiger's Ladies, Holly Sampson was in a few
things you might have seen... besides porn.

Accoring to IMDB.com she was in the Christian Slater movie
Pump Up The Volume (about a rogue Pirate Radio DJ!)
and an episode of The Wonder Years - Where she played Fred
Savage's lady friend.

Check out her resume here.

What the Hell Theatre - 12/11

The Boutte, Louisiana police recently arrested a 44 year-old woman for pouring a pot of boiling grits on her sleeping boyfriend. Carolyn Brown became enraged after her man came home from work, told her he was leaving her and fell asleep. He suffered second-degree burns on his face and arms.



Wayne Spring's friends and family recently shot his 60-inch HD TV. He told them that if New Orleans beat the Washington Redskins on Sunday, anyone who wanted could come to his house and shoot his television. Spring says a dozen gun-toting fans showed up and blasted his flat panel following the Saints win.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 12/10

A Ukranian college student blew his head off earlier this week with a piece of chewing gum. The 25 year-old was trying to create a Willy Wonka-like long-lasting chewing gum when his creation exploded after mixing with his saliva. A police spokesperson says the man, who was a student at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, had experimenting with food and citric acid. "A loud pop was heard from the student's room. When his relatives entered, they saw the lower part of his face blown away. They were absolutely horrified."

Two female teachers from New York's James Madison High School are in trouble for having sex in a classroom. Janitor Robert Colantuoni went to school officials after he found Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro naked and in the middle of a hot, sexual encounter. Their students were attending a talent show while they were making love. The two teachers have been reassigned pending the outcome of an investigation.