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The St. Petersburg, Florida police recently arrested Deloris Holley for stabbing her husband seven times. Cops say a fight over a TV remote led to her slashing him in the back of the head, his face, his shoulder, his back, and ultimately, his chest. Holley wanted to watch The Closer on Monday while David Marion wanted to watch Monday Night Football. She was charged with attempted murder. Police believe alcohol may have been a factor in this incident.

A Kennesaw State University instructor was recently arrested for exposing himself to students. Raymond Taylor was in the middle of teaching a course when he casually began removing his clothes for no apparent reason. Students complained immediately following the course. Taylor was charged with public indecency.

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The Czech Republic recently tried to slow down speeders by posting life-sized cardboard cut-outs of mini-skirted policewomen on the side of the road. The police removed the 'women' because accident rates soared as men took their eyes off the road. The cardboard cutouts were installed in leiu of stoplight cameras with radar guns.

Elvis is being credited with saving a woman's life. Claudio Palma, a San Francisco doctor who was dressed as The King, performed CPR and resuscitated a Las Vegas Rock n' Roll half-marathon runner at the Mandalay Place following the race. He says the woman gave him a weird look and told him she was OK. Palma also got married at a run-thru chapel during the race.

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A 17 year-old Sydney, Australia teen was recently arrested for selling laxatives at a dance party. The unidentified teen was trying to pass the laxatives off as ecstasy. He had 94 tablets on him when he was arrested.


The state of Florida revoked Mariah Barnes' driver's license last week, and less than a day later she proved the wisdom of that decision, causing a car accident on US Highway 1 in the Florida Keys as she shaved her private parts while driving.  She rear-ended a pickup truck because her focus was below the equator, and not on the road.  *****
 
*****Thanks to listener Grant Pawlik for sending in that story!

More Scary or Sad?

Jackolantern found on the steps at my friend Amanda's house... is this more SCARY looking or SAD looking?

*picture taken on Friday December 3rd (33 days after Halloween)

Top Secret Show #30 w Finger 11

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A herd of 70 elephants recently got drunk on a fermented rice-based drink before going on a four-day rampage in India. The beasts killed three people and smashed dozens of homes. Villagers had been stockpiling the drink for a festival.

 

 

 

 

A drunk New Jersey man locked himself inside a porta potty and then had to be rescued with bolt cutters. A pedestrian walking by heard the man's cries for help and called the police, who rescued him within minutes.

Say hi to the D-Bag in the MiniVan!

Came into work today, apparently those lines are REALLY hard to park between!

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An Irish Diocese has banned "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" from being sung in church. They say its lyrics are inappropriate and are also reviewing "Frosty the Snowman" to see if its contents are in line with their principles.

 

Daniel Clarke was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison for shooting a 12-year-old boy in a tree. The 22 year-old was firing an air rifle near his London home when he spotted some boys in a tree. He asked if they were pigeons before shooting one of them in the head. The boy was hit less than an inch from his eye. The boys left the tree and ran home.

Janitor ROCKS! Then Falls.

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Victor Benavidez is lucky to be alive after shooting himself in the face with a nail gun. He was fixing a roof when the gun accidentally discharged and fired a nail into his mouth. It stopped just 1mm from his brain. Vic didn’t realize what had happened until he saw blood running out of his mouth. The California native says, "I felt something with my tongue. When I got to the hospital and the doctors saw the X-ray, they thought I’d tried to kill myself. It was a total freak accident."

A British company, known for making the world's largest panties, has launched a new "super-super size" range for women with waistlines up to 105 inches. Dianne and Laura Mannering, the owners of Big Bloomers, expanded their line to include XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (15XL) sizes for women weighing up to 630 pounds. Dianne says they have sold about 100 pairs in the new sizes and are getting many orders from Australia, New Zealand and France.

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James Stevens Jr. was recently arrested for mooning a Walgreens manager. The 48 year-old Manatee County, Florida man was drunk when he pushed past a manager who told him the store was closed. He grabbed some beer out of the cooler before moonring her. Stevens was charged with battery.

Thomas Drummond was recently acquitted of drunken driving after claiming that he consumed alcohol to keep warm after he lost control of his vehicle on an icy Jackson, Missouri road. He says he was not intoxicated while driving, but was by the time emergency workers arrived more than two hours later. Thomas says he drank to stay warm.

Best Interception You'll Never Make

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