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Cascade Regional Blood Services, in Tacoma, Washington, is offering free beer to get more people to donate. Donors receive a complimentary pint every time they give blood. Their coupon can be redeemed at local pubs and restaurants




A busy intersection in the German city of Kassel recently turned into a frozen lake of beer after 1,600 bottles fell off of a delivery truck. The driver lost most of his load on a sharp left-hand turn at the bottom of a hill. The beer instantly froze because the temperature was four degrees below zero. It took an hour to clear the intersection.

First Tiger, Now SHAQ!?

Shaquille O’Neal has been having a steamy affair with a 25-year-old Swedish model named Dominica Westling. The couple met 18 months ago and not only exchange steamy Emails but also have cybersex using a Webcam.

Global Warming Proof

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Jamie Wert was recently attacked for wearing a Tony Romo jersey. The 27 year-old Bethlehem, PA woman was walking to a convenience when two men wearing Philadelphia Eagles jerseys jumped her. She says they hit her in the face with a sharp object. "I had blood running down my neck, all down the front of my shirt. It was scary."


A man from Zhengzhou, China recently got his head stuck in a trash can following a night of drinking. The unidentified drunk was about to vomit when he became stuck. It took rescue crews 30 minutes to free him.

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own billboard!

Beer Armor

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The Olympia, Washington police recently arrested a 33 year-old woman for assaulting her husband. She was upset that he left her so she switched the wires on his saw so he would receive a shock. The husband got knocked to the ground, but did not require medical treatment.


The St. Cloud, Minnesota police recently arrested a man for smashing a big-screen TV with a baseball bat. The unidentified suspect was shopping at Target when he told employees he "wanted to get into trouble". He picked up the bat, went into the electronics department and smashed the 50-inch plasma set.

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A Park Forest, Illinois dog, named Caine, recently lost his tongue in a paper shredder. Pat Taylor was watching her daughter's puppy over New Year's weekend when he began to lick to the shredder. It caught his tongue and pulled all 3 inches of it in. Caine bit down on his tongue to release himself.


A Barrie, Ontario, Canada man was recently charged with snowblowing while under the influence. Commuters called for help after the 41 year-old began plowing the middle of a busy intersection.

Next time you fly, hope you don't sit next to her...

Think about it...

Woman - Panties + Kazoo = Awesome

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The Secret Service arrested a naked jogger on Wednesday after he disrobed near the White House and took off running. The unidentified man ignored the 25-degree windchill factor as well as the Secret Service and D.C. police officers who were chasing him. The Secret Service cordoned off the area because the man left a suspicious package near the White House. The package was a bag that contained the streaker's clothes.

Andrea Parrish and Peter Geyer are collecting cans to pay for their wedding. They have more than 18,000 cans in their living room and have set a goal of collecting 400,000. The 5 tons of aluminum will be worth $3,800 when recycled. Parrish and Geyer hope to meet their goal by their planned wedding date of July 31st.

The Enfield, Connecticut police recently arrested Candy Ann Rock for leaving her two young children in her car while she tanned in a salon. The kids, ages 3 and just under 1 year, were left alone in freezing temps for 18 minutes. The wind chill was 19 degrees at the time.

A 35 year-old women, from Wuhan, China, almost jumped to her death the other day because her husband forgot her birthday. She climbed to the seventh floor of her residential building where she threatened to jump because her husband left for work without wishing her a happy birthday. The police pulled the woman to safety by distracting her for a second. Her husband promised to make good by throwing her a lavish party.

The Oklahoma City police recently arrested Chad Anthony Logan for smashing his girlfriend's 72-inch high-definition television with his butt. The couple had a fight before the 25 year-old kicked in a door and ran butt first into the set. He was not seriously injured, but was arrested several minutes after the fight began.