A Chicago man is recovering from being shot in the butt. The unidentified victim was walking down a South Side street around 3 a.m. when he caught in the middle of drive-by shooting. Police have no leads.
The Rogersville, Tennessee police recently arrested Matthew William Messina for stealing 20 packs of ExtenZe Male Enhancement, 42 containers of assorted energy drinks and 82 chocolate bars from a gas station. Cops tracked him down with the help of some surveillance video.
The Jacksonville, Alabama police recently arrested Roman Angel Salinas for breaking into a veterinary clinic. Cops found the 18-year-old sleeping soundly under a blanket in the clinic’s break room. He ate a meal, watched porn on a clinic laptop and then fell asleep after injecting himself with Xylazine, a drug used by vets to sedate large animals.
Kimberly Brewer has designed a new shield that covers 'Plumber's Cracks'. The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield is an adhesive fabric patch that's applied directly to the skin on the lower back. Made of hypo-allergenic denim and decorated with studs and rhinestones, the patches come in several colors and designs including butterflies, flowers, hearts and peace signs.
The Sacramento police recently arrested Aaron Gorman for trying to teach his 12 year-old daughter how to drive while he was drunk. An officer stopped him after they spotted him, his girl and his two sons in the middle of an intersection.
A group of Miami high school students recently held a 'Senior Prom' for residents at the Coral Reef Senior Nursing Home. Instead of dancing and post-prom drinking, seniors played alphabet bingo and dice games that included prizes like socks, candles and playing cards.
The grand opening of a new business in Los Lunas, New Mexico turned into a scary scene because of an alligator exhibit. The owners of Premier Rental billed their opening as a family-friendly event with rides and exhibits. Some kids got scared after they tossed live bunnies and rats into the gator pool.
A Naperville, Illinois dog is lucky to be alive after getting wedged inside his owner's motorized recliner. Firefighters sawed the chair apart because its controls stopped working after the dog became stuck. A nurse's aide was hanging onto the chair to relieve pressure on the dog.
Indonesia’s police force has banned officers from having their male organ surgically enhanced because a larger organ could be a ‘hindrance during training’. Many men perform their own enhancement by wrapping their penis in ‘gatal-gatal’ (itchy) tree leaves so that they swell up like they have been stung by a bee.
A Rosewell, Michigan teen recently spent four days living in the bedding section of a Bed Bath & Beyond store. The unideitified teen ran away from home before workers called the police after discovering him. The boy would hide in the store before it closed and would leave in the morning at its opening."
The New Haven, Connecticut police arrested Quandria Bailey yesterday because she called 911 looking for a ride home from a nightclub. She was arrested on six counts of misuse of the emergency 911 system. Bailey was released on a $1,000 bond and is expected to appear in court on May 5th.
The Albion police recently busted a 52 year-old meth head after he fell into a liquid manure pit on a farm in northeastern Indiana. He would have had a clean getaway had he not fallen into the tank of hog and dog feces. He was shocked twice with a stun gun after he became combative.
Brandi Warren recently stole her Internet date's car. She met Eric Rayford on a dating Website before they drove to his sister's house to pick up some money. Brandi drove off after Eric went inside. He spotted the car a week later and called the police. Brandi caused $2,000 worth of damage to the vehicle.
