Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman, Dead @ 42


Did anyone see this coming?... oh, oh you did.

What the Hell Theatre - 5/28

A Tampa second grader received the shock of her life after she received a DVD in class that contained hardcore home porn. Dana Hill says her daughter, Skyler, received the teacher's husband's porn collection instead of her second-grade class' digital yearbook.



The Milton, Vermont police recently arrested Georgia Castleman for leaving her children home alone while she went tanning. Police went to the home of the 27-year-old after receiving an anonymous tip. When they arrived, they found Georgia’s 1-year-old and 2-year-old locked in separate rooms in the dark. She now faces up to ten years in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Ozzy at his BEST!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 5/27

The London police are looking for a man, who threw his pit bull at a cab driver. Bill Smith says the unidentified suspect became enraged when he told him he could not take his pit bull along for the ride. He tossed the dog at him before he was able to escape out a side door. Smith was able to jump back in his car and take off when the man pulled back on his dog's leash.


London's King's Lynn Library recently hired bouncers to keep the peace. Drunks, teens and homeless people began using the library after it expanded its hours. They had been verbally and physically harassing the staff until a group of hardcore doormen were hired. Since then, no incidents have been reported.

Best Video Ever!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 5/26

A truck, carrying 17 million bees, overturned on Monday outside of Lakeville, Minnesota. Rescue crews used fire hoses to disperse the angry bees. The 7,000 hives were bound for Bauer Honey in northwestern Minnesota.




The Owensboro, Kentucky police recently arrested Benjamine A. Simmons for shoplifting. The 38 year-old stuffed a rack of ribs down his pants before leaving a Kroger grocery store. When confronted outside,Simmons jumped on his bike and peddled away until cops caught up with him later.


Four Wheatland, New York teens are recovering from a car crash. They were taken to the hospital after the driver passed out while holding his breath as part of a game. Their car ran off the road, hit a tree and then hit a large boulder. Alcohol was not involved in the crash.

US Pole Dancing Highlights... you're welcome.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 5/19

Nicole April Kelly escaped from police custody last week. She hid inside a casket at the Brown Funeral Home in Mifflintown, Pennsylvania before being discovered. The funeral home owner held Kelly until police arrived and re-arrested her.


A Washington D.C. substitute teacher is in trouble for throwing a chair at seventh grader Tyrone Woods Jr.. The teacher thought he tossed jelly beans at him so he picked up a chair and tossed it at him on the gym floor. The student ended up with a fractured ankle.

Relax... he's ok.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 5/18

A student from China's Chongqing Technology and Business University recently got his arm stuck in a toilet while trying to retrieve his mobile phone. He was playing with it on the toilet when it accidentally dropped in.




A Hendersonville, Tennessee woman was arrested on Saturday for calling 911 to get a ride to Nashville. Jacqueline Gail Alexander told authorities she didn't need medical attention, but rather a ride because it was damp out and because she needed to go to bed. Alexander was charged with filing a false report.