Monday, August 2, 2010
Why doesn't Canada have an Airforce?
Sidenote: Pilot is ok and in stable condition.
Side Sidenote: Canada shouldn't have an airforce.
Friday, July 30, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/30
A 54-year-old Destin, Florida woman was recently arrested for attacking her husband. He had just returned home from a business trip when she looked at his hotel bill and saw that he purchased an in-room pornographic movie. The two began to argue before she tore off his shirt.
Richard Coerber claims his dog caused him to crash into the front of Woodbury Liquors in Woodbury, Minnesota. The 72 year-old says he was pulling into a parking spot when his Daschund puppy got between his feet and the gas pedal. The dog became wedged against the accelerator, as the car lunged into the door of the liquor store. No one — including the puppy — was injured in the accident.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/29
The Paducah, Kentucky police recently arrested two women for leaving their kids, ages 3 and 9, at Chuck E. Cheese while they went shopping. Marilyn Thomas and Kimberly Cali both plead guilty to second degree endangerment and now owe $200 in fines.
A Rock Hill, North Carolina woman recently took her car to her mechanic because it was stalling. Technicians were stunned when they found a cheeseburger and pickle in the gas tank. The lunch cost about $4, but caused about $1,000 in damage to the car.
Whale VS Boat
Anyone else creeped out that they watch a whale CRUSH a boat, then they laugh, and sail away...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/28
Housrou Kedji recently swallowed 85 condoms full of cocaine. The 42 year-old was trying to smuggle them from Houston to France aboard an Air France flight. Security at Bush Intercontinental Airport detained him after he started acting nervous. His hands were shaking, his heart was racing, and he gave conflicting stories of what he'd been up to while visiting Houston. It took Housrou five hours and four minutes to pass the drugs in front of federal agents and doctors.
A Barrie, Canada woman was recently arrested for shoplifting. The unidentified woman had just applied for a job at a store when security cameras caught her stuffing several items into her purse. The suspect was easy to catch because she left her resume with the store manager.
A 43 year-old British Columbia, Canada man recently held up a Starbucks while two uniformed police officers were in the store. The unidentified thief cut in front of the cops in line before splashing a clerk with a drink and demanding cash. The officers looked at each other in astonishment before quickly arresting the man.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/27
A 16 year-old Owen Sound, Ontario teen was recently charged with reckless driving after he ran into a parked car while texting. The unidentified boy flew off his bike and smashed the vehicle’s rear window.
Booker T. Bradley recently tried to steal sausage links from a Louisville, Kentucky grocery store by stuffing them down the front of his pants. An alert security guard stopped the drunk 64 year-old after he saw the meat sticking out of his underwear. Four more packages of sausage were found after a subsequent search.
Monday, July 26, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 7/26
Alexander M. Lemke was recently arrested for stealing his neighbor's car and then trying to trade drugs for McDonald's cheeseburgers. The 20 year-old Palm Harbor, Florida native drove his neighbor's Toyota Solara to McDonald's where he tried to trade marijuana and prescription drugs for the burgers. Clerks immediately called 911. Lemke was busted a short time later.
A Saudi boy has spent the last six years chained up in a basement because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie. The father, identified only as Turki, says he detained his son after a failed exorcist. "When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white. Then the voice of a woman can be heard coming from him. He does not talk and is now unable to harm anyone."
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