Do you, Black Ops?

Hi, My name is McKay... and im an Ops-Aholic.
That's how we start these meetings, right?

My PS3 gamer ID: McKay979X
Clan: 979X

I'll see you out there, Happy Hunting.

Collection of Fail - November Edition

What the Hell Theater - 11/30

A 100-year-old Milwaukee Walmart greeter is recovering from being assaulted by a customer. Lois Speelman was shoved after she tried to stop a woman to determine if she'd paid for items that were in the lower part of her shopping cart. She says, "I'm bruised a little, but I'm able to go back to work Thursday." Speelman started greeting at the store when she was 90. She retired at 95, but came back at 97 after her only living son died. Speelman continues to work an average of 34 hours a week.

An army of Brazilian cops recently raided the Rio headquarters of one of the country's most notorious drug lords. They found 10 tons of pot, assault rifles, a missile and a Justin Bieber mural. Sources say the drug kingpin loves his music.

Leslie Nielson Died!? Surely you can't be serious!

What the Hell Theater - 11/29

Two University of Colorado graduates have launched a new company called Hangover Helpers. Marc Simon and Alex Vere-Nicoll deliver breakfast burritos and Gatorade the morning after a party and also clean up any garbage or messes. They charge $15 per roommate.

Paul Bechtel was recently arrested for giving his soon-to-be-ex-wife Rebecca the middle finger during a court appearance in Sacramento. The two were attending a court hearing when deputies placed him in cuffs for violating a restraining order that called for no communication with Rebecca. Giving someone the finger, authorities said, is a form of communication.

What the Hell Theater - 11/24

The NYPD recently arrested Salvatore LaRosa and a friend for stealing dough from the owners of Brother's Pizzeria. They followed the owners home before donning masks and confronting them in their driveway. The owners handed over a bag of dough before LaRosa ran off with what he thought was loads of cash. He was later arrested.

A 22-year-old exotic dancer, named Sasha Siganoff, called the LAPD after a customer demanded a refund for a poor lapdance. When she and her bodyguard tried to leave the unhappy client's home he brandished a crowbar and demanded his money. Although police say that no crime was committed, Siganoff was arrested on an outstanding warrant for not having an escort services permit.

Green Lantern looks good...

What the Hell Theater - 11/23

Londoner Dave Ismay recently spent his life savings on his Bucket List after he was told he was going to die. Eight weeks after his diagnosis and spending spree, doctors changed their minds and said he didn't have liver cirrhosis and was going to be fine. The 64 year-old splurged on a trip to Australia and a new Mercedes. He never had cirrhosis of the liver, but does have a treatable hereditary condition called haemochromatosis; which is an overload of iron in his blood.

A 25 year-old Fort Worth, Texas teacher may be pregnant with a student's child. Jennifer Riojas is in police custody and is accused of having sex with the 16 year-old Carter-Riverside High School student. She was arrested after the student came forward fearing he may be the father of her baby. He said they had sex in hotels and in a hospital bed as he was recovering from a football injury. The baby's paternity has not been established.

What the Hell Theater - 11/22

Dorothy Elam recently purchased a Samsung Smartphone for her grandson that was loaded with porn. She says she bought the phone from T-Mobile as part of a 'buy one get one free' promotion. T-Mobile may have accidentally sold a refurbished phone as 'new'.

Bobby J. Fawcett and his friend were recently hunting in Ohio's Buck Creek State Park when he shot another hunter after mistaking him for a squirrel. The victim was bow-hunting for deer. Fawcett and his hunting partner immediately called 911. When cops arrived, they smelled alcohol on his breath and tested his blood alcohol level. Fawcett blew a .12 before being charged with using weapons while intoxicated and negligent assault. The victim, who was not identified, was treated and released from the hospital the next day.

Things in the 97.9X studio...

97.9X's own, Marilyn Mannequin

What the Hell Theater - 11/19

Kristina Ross was recently arrested after she posed as a doctor and then tricked two women into having their breasts examined by her at a Boise, Idaho nightclub. Cops say she introduced herself as a plastic surgeon, named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, and gave out the phone number of a real plastic surgeon. The real doctor's office called the police after they began receiving tons of calls from Ross' victims. If convicted, she could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

The Vancouver police recently arrested a thief after he tried to rob a Duffins Donuts store. Officers were called to the store at 2 a.m.. When they arrived the found the unidentified thief drunk and bleeding on the floor. He fell on a butcher knife during his robbery attempt and injured himself. Cops took him to the hospital, then quickly hauled him over to jail.

What the Hell Theater - 11/18

Firebox.com is selling replicas of the 1960's Batmobile. The $200,000 car features 'rocket exhaust' flame throwers, custom leather seats, a push-button ignition, working lights, roll-top dashboard doors, a flashing red beacon, an automatic Batbeam antenna grid and a glowing Detect-a-Scope radar screen. Newer accessories include a six-speaker sound system, a dash-mounted DVD player and electric actuators that open the hood and trunk.

A Russian woman was recently arrested after she called the police and told them her daughter was a suicide bomber. Cops descended upon a Morocco-bound jet where they arrested the young woman. After being questioned, she was released and permitted to continue on her way. The mother was arrested amd told cops she lied because she didn't want her daughter eloping.