I heard he's hung. No seriously.. his name is HUNG.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/23
David Stepp was recently arrested for driving a forklift while under the influence of alcohol. After he and his friends got both of their trucks stuck in a Fairbanks, Alaska, ditch, he went to his job and 'borrowed' a forklift which he used to try and free the trucks.
The Malaysian government recently confiscated 900 boxes of coffee that were laced with Viagra. A Kuala Lumpur company was marketing the java as an energy booster. The boxes had a street value of close to $25,000.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/22
A 23 year-old Benxi, China man was recently arrested for trying to rob a restaurant. The unidentified suspect downed a meal before grabbing the owner's daughter and demanding money. When employees approached, he opened his shirt and threatened to blow up the restaurant with the explosives pack he was wearing. An eyewitness says the police quickly ended the standoff. "When they experts arrived, they laughed out loud as they quickly realized the explosives were actually sausages."
Monday, December 21, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/21
Nick Harris is being hailed as a hero for lifting a car off of a 6 year-old Kansas girl. The 32 year-old says he was dropping his daughter off at school when he saw a driver run over the girl. "Somehow, adrenaline, hand of God, whatever you want to call it, I don't know how I did it. I didn't even think. I ran over there as fast as I could, grabbed the rear end of the car and lifted and pushed as hard as I could to get the tire off the child." Everyone is now calling Nick "Superman"
An 18-year-old man was charged with sexual misconduct and animal larceny in Goshen, NY last week. Erick Rivera was caught sneaking into the Goshen Historic Racetrack stable and having his way with several female horses.
Italy's highest court has ruled that it is illegal to stick your tongue out at someone. A farmer, named Carlo O., was ordered to pay his neighbor's court costs of $1,863.81 after he was caught on camera sticking his tongue out at him during a dispute. He will also have to pay damages.Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/18
Catherine Cartwright will be sentenced on January 18th for having loud sex. Her neighbors have described her actions as “unnatural,” “murder,” and capable of drowning out nearby televisions. When the city of London measured her moaning they found she was screaming at a whopping 47 decibels. Catherine says, “I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it was normal.”
A Florissant, Missouri, man recently saw Jesus in his kitchen sink. Charles McDonald says left a Brillo pad in his sink for several days. When he finally picked it up, the face of Jesus appeared in the sink. He says he won't be cleaning it off any time soon.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/17
Lo Wung was recently attacked by his pack of trained monkeys. Each primate knows Tae Kwon Do and entertains shoppers outside of a mall in Hubei, China. When Lo tried to stop the monkeys with a staff they grabbed it and beat him over the head with it. He eventually stopped the attack by tying the primates up with some rope.
Mohamed Abukar Ibrahim was recently stoned to death for having an extra marital affair within the limits of Somalia. His mistress received 100 lashes and was allowed to live because she was single at the time of the affair.
A 24-year-old woman, from Chongqing, China, wants to divorce her husband because she dislikes the way he brushes his teeth. The unidentified woman approached a local court where she said, "I cannot stand the way he brushes his teeth. I've asked him to brush properly but he never listens."
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/16
An 11 year-old student, from Yunnan China, recently lost her finger during a game of Tug of War. Xiao Jia and her friends were playing at recess when she saw her finger dangling from the rope. She was rushed to a hospital, where doctors were unable to save her finger.
A Cambodian man recently burned down his home after his wife refused to give him money to buy cigarettes. The unidentified father downed a bottle of wine before his wife became upset and yelled, "Go ahead! Burn down the house if you want to." The couple and their seven children are now homeless.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/15
A Milwaukee elementary school teacher is in trouble for cutting one of her student's braids in class. Seven year-old Lamaya Cammon was playing with one of her beads when her teacher offered her candy to come to the front of the class. She took the bait before her teacher reached for some scissors and lopped off her long braids. The teacher was charged with disorderly conduct and allowed to keep her job
The Arizona police recently arrested Joey Wallace for exposing himself to a Sonic employee. He ordered food in his boxer shorts before another car hop found him naked when she returned with his condiments. The 20 year-old told police he stripped to cheer up a friend who was having a bad day. Cops hauled him off after they found him under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Monday, December 14, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/14
Jason Barker, of St. Clair Shores, Michigan, was recently robbed while he was on a MySpace date. He and 24-year-old April Evelyn were dining at a Chili's restaurant while her boyfriend, Vernon Henderson, was stealing from his home. Barker says Evelyn arrived at his house early and asked to use the bathroom. While in there, she unlocked a window for Henderson. As soon as he was done cleaning out the home he called Evelyn who ended the date. Sunday, December 13, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tiger's Mistress is busy...
Apparently one of Tiger's Ladies, Holly Sampson was in a few
things you might have seen... besides porn.
Accoring to IMDB.com she was in the Christian Slater movie
Pump Up The Volume (about a rogue Pirate Radio DJ!)
and an episode of The Wonder Years - Where she played Fred
Savage's lady friend.
Check out her resume here.
What the Hell Theatre - 12/11
The Boutte, Louisiana police recently arrested a 44 year-old woman for pouring a pot of boiling grits on her sleeping boyfriend. Carolyn Brown became enraged after her man came home from work, told her he was leaving her and fell asleep. He suffered second-degree burns on his face and arms.
Wayne Spring's friends and family recently shot his 60-inch HD TV. He told them that if New Orleans beat the Washington Redskins on Sunday, anyone who wanted could come to his house and shoot his television. Spring says a dozen gun-toting fans showed up and blasted his flat panel following the Saints win.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/10
A Ukranian college student blew his head off earlier this week with a piece of chewing gum. The 25 year-old was trying to create a Willy Wonka-like long-lasting chewing gum when his creation exploded after mixing with his saliva. A police spokesperson says the man, who was a student at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, had experimenting with food and citric acid. "A loud pop was heard from the student's room. When his relatives entered, they saw the lower part of his face blown away. They were absolutely horrified."
Two female teachers from New York's James Madison High School are in trouble for having sex in a classroom. Janitor Robert Colantuoni went to school officials after he found Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro naked and in the middle of a hot, sexual encounter. Their students were attending a talent show while they were making love. The two teachers have been reassigned pending the outcome of an investigation.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/9
The Pennsylvania State Police recently arrested an Amish man for driving his horse and buggy while drunk. Elmer Stoltzfoos Fisher was sound asleep as his buggy straddled the center line in East Lampeter Township. Quarryville police officer Jesse Blank was driving home when he and his friend got out and stopped the horse. His friend pounded on the buggy door until Fisher woke up. A breath test showed his alcohol level at 0.18 percent.
A 34 year-old Pascagoula, Mississippi man was recently arrested for driving while under the influence. The unidentified suspect got drunk before he wandered into his neighbor's home and fell asleep on their couch. They told him to leave after they found him cuddling a teddy bear. The drunk then took off in his Silverado before mowing down some mailboxes.
I've lost count!
I think we're on #8 of "Chicks Tiger was doing while married"
but by the time I type this, and push enter, it may be more...
This one is another porn star, Joslyn James. Who even
went so far as to get a TIGER TRAMP STAMP!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 12/8
George Floyd was recently arrested for carjacking an off-duty Chicago police officer. The 17 year-old walked up to the woman at a stoplight and demanded her keys before hitting her in the face. He then led cops on a high speed chase that ended when he crashed into a parked car.
The makers of the "Go Fast" energy drink could be in serious trouble with the Dutch police for gift wrapping 250 speed cameras. The festive boxes prevented the devices from issuing automated tickets. Many of those involved dressed as Saint Nick as they went about their work
Breaking Benjamin Video
Remember a few months ago, 979X got some winners into an "invite only" Breaking Benjamin concert @ The River St Jazz Cafe? Here's some video from the show. Enjoy!
Monday, December 7, 2009
Lets Review... Tigers Gal's
We're now up to SEVEN ladies that lay claim to getting laid by Tiger Woods...
For his wife, that's 7 over par...
What the Hell Theatre - 12/7
The Pennsylvania State Police are looking for a man who robbed a bank while dressed as Santa Claus on Friday. The suspect, who wore black sweatpants, a sweatshirt and a fake "Santa Claus" beard, walked into a TD Bank before whipping out a silver revolver and demanding cash. He fled before cops arrived.
Wagner Aragon was recently arrested for trying to smuggle a cocaine-filled chicken through customs. Security at Dulles International Airport was stunned when they found the drugs stuffed inside a fully-cooked bird. The cocaine had a street value of $4,300 and was found inside two plastic bags. Aragon brought the drugs from El Salvador
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