What the Hell Theatre - 12/18
Catherine Cartwright will be sentenced on January 18th for having loud sex. Her neighbors have described her actions as “unnatural,” “murder,” and capable of drowning out nearby televisions. When the city of London measured her moaning they found she was screaming at a whopping 47 decibels. Catherine says, “I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it was normal.”
A Florissant, Missouri, man recently saw Jesus in his kitchen sink. Charles McDonald says left a Brillo pad in his sink for several days. When he finally picked it up, the face of Jesus appeared in the sink. He says he won't be cleaning it off any time soon.
Catherine Cartwright will be sentenced on January 18th for having loud sex. Her neighbors have described her actions as “unnatural,” “murder,” and capable of drowning out nearby televisions. When the city of London measured her moaning they found she was screaming at a whopping 47 decibels. Catherine says, “I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it was normal.”
A Florissant, Missouri, man recently saw Jesus in his kitchen sink. Charles McDonald says left a Brillo pad in his sink for several days. When he finally picked it up, the face of Jesus appeared in the sink. He says he won't be cleaning it off any time soon.
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