A stretch of Interstate 44 in Springfield, Missouri was shut down over the weekend after a tractor-trailer crashed and spilled 20 tons of mayonnaise onto the road. Crew spent hours cleaning up the 40,000 pounds of mayo. Cops said walking on the spilled mayonnaise was like walking on ice.
Clarell Jamar Colbert was recently arrested after a drug sniffing dog detected crack cocaine hidden in his butt. A St. Lucie County, Florida Sheriff's Deputy stopped him after he was obstructing traffic with his bike. Colbert pulled away during a patdown before the drug sniffing dog was brought in, and started barking at his butt. A deputy extracted 12 crack cocaine rocks from Colbert's rear end. 
I wonder what it would be like if you Mayo'd the floor of someones kitchen before they got home setting up the booby-trap like they do when someone butters the floor... probably be stinky after a few hot hours...
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