What the Hell Theater - 10/12



Nike Running ad,
"Already did it."

 Amber Miller accomplished two monumental feats last weekend. Days from her due date, the 27-year-old joined 45,000 other runners to participate in Sunday's Bank of America Chicago Marathon and then gave birth to a baby girl named June hours later. Miller, an avid runner, said she signed up for the 26.2-mile race before finding out she was pregnant. She said she never expected to finish the race, but she did. Miller and her husband started the run and just kept on going. They ran part of the race and walked the second half as her contractions started. It took them 6.5 hours to finish. At 7 pounds, 13 ounces, baby June entered the world just hours after mom and dad crossed the finish line.





(Not that kind of Semen)

 Unconfirmed reports coming from Wyoming County PA where a man is accused of injecting semen into coworkers yogurt containers.  Workers at the Proctor and Gamble facility in Wyoming County.  The people who's food was offended said they, "noticed pin hole sized openings and a smell." coming from their yogurt over several months.  Lab results confirmed that the secret ingredient was in fact, human semen.

Howdy Ho!

Police arrested Florida's alleged serial pooper late Saturday night after an approximately month long investigation into repeated incidents of feces left on the steps of a school classroom.  Police say Kenneth Martin Sorsony is the man who pooped on Ocala's Fort King Middle School property.  Reports show that Sorsony, 23, first struck on Sept. 14, and after four incidents on the classroom steps -- two of which included notes allegedly left by the suspect -- cops decided to install security cameras.

Video here