Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 4/23
Yakima, Washington's Apple Valley Elementary School has apologized to a 5 year-old student and his family for embarrassing them. A teacher, named Mrs Graham, bagged up a piece of human feces before sending it home with the boy. She attached a note that read: "This little turd was on the floor in my room." The school's superintendent says Graham and the school's principal are being questioned about the boy's classroom accident.
Victoria Thorpe was recently arrested for sneaking into jail. The 19 year-old Gainesville, Florida teen crawled through a window at the Santa Fe Work Release Center so she could have sex with her boyfriend, 18-year old Aquilla Wilson. When guards found the two he jumped out of a window and left her behind. Thorpe was charged with aiding a prisoner’s escape and introduction of contraband into a prison. 36-year-old Catherine Thomas of Bensalem, Pennsylvania was arrested monday at a motel after she offered to have sex with an undercover police officer --So why is that such a big deal? --Because Catherine's unnamed 7-year-old son was in the hotel room when Catherine was arrested. And, apparently, it was pretty normal for Catherine to turn tricks . . . while her kid WATCHED. Mom has been charged with prostitution, endangering the welfare of a child and possession of marijuana. Her poor kid has been handed over to the Children and Youth Social Services Agency. |
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 4/22
A 52 year-old Akron, Ohio stripper is recovering from being attacked by another dancer. Jo Ellen Nolan was changing in the basement of the strip club when her attacker snuck up and bashed her with a stiletto shoe. She was upset that she had been hired and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here.' The victim needed seven staples to close her head wound.
The Palm City, Florida police recently arrested Derick A. Culberson for filing a false police report, The 22 year-old claimed that two armed men robbed him of his GPS unit and some money last Friday. Cops found him bound and sitting by his truck. After scouring the area they found plastic zip ties in Culberson's truck and inconsistencies in his story. He eventually acknowledged making up the entire incident “in an attempt to make his girlfriend feel bad for leaving him.”
Nadia Williams recently slept through a carjacking. The 19 year-old Coconut Grove, Floridian was passed out in the back of her boyfriend's 2000 Chevy Tahoe when he pulled over to go to the bathroom. When he got out of the car, an armed man forced him to the ground and stole his car keys. The carjacker sped off with Williams sleeping in the back seat. Cops found her still asleep when they recovered the SUV.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Can I do it?
I just signed up for a "1/2 Ironman Triathlon"
70.3 miles of Swimming, Biking and Running... on my OWN!
So my question to you is... do you think I can finish it? (comment below)
I'm going to take a shot for the Leukemia and Lymphoma society
What the Hell Theatre - 4/21
Mario Visnjic is recovering from injuring his manhood. The 25 year-old had been skinnydipping on a Croatian beach when he returned to his lawn chair and fell asleep. When he woke up he yelled for help because his testicles had become stuck inside the chair's wooden slats. A beach attendant freed Mario by sawing the chair in half.
Daniel Duran's manhood was recently burned. The Houston thief had just robbed a Wachovia Bank when several dye packs exploded in his pants. He was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genitals. No weapon was ever found.
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