Thursday, April 23, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 4/23

Yakima, Washington's Apple Valley Elementary School has apologized to a 5 year-old student and his family for embarrassing them. A teacher, named Mrs Graham, bagged up a piece of human feces before sending it home with the boy. She attached a note that read: "This little turd was on the floor in my room." The school's superintendent says Graham and the school's principal are being questioned about the boy's classroom accident.


Victoria Thorpe was recently arrested for sneaking into jail. The 19 year-old Gainesville, Florida teen crawled through a window at the Santa Fe Work Release Center so she could have sex with her boyfriend, 18-year old Aquilla Wilson. When guards found the two he jumped out of a window and left her behind. Thorpe was charged with aiding a prisoner’s escape and introduction of contraband into a prison.



36-year-old Catherine Thomas of Bensalem, Pennsylvania was arrested monday at a motel after she offered to have sex with an undercover police officer --So why is that such a big deal? --Because Catherine's unnamed 7-year-old son was in the hotel room when Catherine was arrested. And, apparently, it was pretty normal for Catherine to turn tricks . . . while her kid WATCHED. Mom has been charged with prostitution, endangering the welfare of a child and possession of marijuana. Her poor kid has been handed over to the Children and Youth Social Services Agency.




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