The Senate has killed the auto bailout bill. Warren, Michigan strip clubs have slashed their lapdance prices by 50%. The clubs, which are located down the street from GM and Chrysler, were forced to lower their prices because of layoffs and the poor economy. Drink prices have also been slashed since the bailout was announced.
A Dearborn, Michigan man had to call the police after he handcuffed his wife to a bed and then lost his keys. Cops used a universal key to free the woman. Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
The Joliet, Illinois police recently arrested four teens for robbing a pizza deliveryman. When the driver approached a snow-covered home the teens brandished bats and took his pies and $200. Police followed their tracks to a house and found two pizza bixes, the pizza man's debit card and a baseball bat.
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