What the Hell Theatre - 12/19

Kills Gingevitis and Brain Cells!
The Jacksonville, Florida police recently arrested Robert Joseph Barie for getting drunk on Listerine. The 56 year-old locked himself in a Wal Mart bathroom before guzzling the mouthwash. Employees dialed 911 after he refused to exit a stall and pay for the Listerne. Cops forced the stall door open before dragging Barie to a squad car and then off to a detox facility.

Don't Dial Angry
An Ottawa judge has ordered Marie-Ève Dean to undergo anger management counseling after making 10,000 crank calls to Montreal's 911 emergency line. Her former brother-in-law, Salim Omar Sheik Abuu, also made calls because he was angry about his lack of progress in a child-custody battle and wanted revenge against the legal system.




Goth Kitty
A Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania pet groomer is in trouble for selling gothic cats on eBay. Humane officers launched an investigation after a man saw the ad and then went to the home to see the kittens, which had ear, neck and tail piercings. All of the animals were removed. Charges are likely.



Grand Theft Funeral
The West Park, Florida police recently arrested Johnny Silfrain for stealing a hearse during a funeral. The 18 year-old took a joyride before stopping at his house and asking relatives if they wanted to go for a ride. When deputies tried to take Silfrain into custody, he drove toward one of them before getting shot in the leg. Silfrain was taken into custody while trying to return the hearse to the funeral home.