What the Hell Theatre Stories - 12/15

A 73 year-old Australia man recently had to call for help after getting his manhood caught in a pipe. Firefighters used a pneumatic saw to free him. The crew couldn't remove the pipe by normal methods because of the extent of the swelling. The critical operation took more than 90 minutes.

(Not Actual Pipe)
Shirley Good was recently arrested for assaulting a Port St. Lucie, Florida police officer. Detectives went to her home after a 911 dispatcher received a hang up call. Good was drunk when she answered the door and began yelling at the cops. She kicked Officer Tony Elliott before violently twisting his manhood. Good's parents said they called 911 because she was intoxicated and out of control following a breakup with her boyfriend.

Sonia Ringoir has been arrested for selling her newborn twin boys to pay for her $18,000 liposuction surgery. The Belgian police busted her after her estranged husband found out she sold their kids to a friend. Since Belgium has no law banning the sale of children, Ringoir has been charged with “degrading treatment” of the twins. If convicted, she could face between one month and five years in jail. Sonia used the cash to purchase a gastric band.

(Not actual twins)

Guitar Hero: Metallica will allow players to jam on drums, guitar, vocals, bass as well as double kick pedals. Songs to be featured include:

"Enter Sandman"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls"
"Fuel" * "Hit The Lights"
"King Nothing"
"Master of Puppets"
"No Leaf Clover"
"Nothing Else Matters"
"Sad But True"
"The Unforgiven"
"Where I May Roam"