Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/30
A slew of transvestite escorts have descended upon Tampa for the Super Bowl. They say many of the trannys are hitting mainstream clubs and parties in hopes of snagging a date and a wallet. Detectives say before men decide to 'hook up' they should check to see if their date has an Adam's Apple or a deep voice.
Boulder County Colorado sheriff's deputies recently caught a fugitive, who was hiding in a suitcase. The officers went to a motel room where they greeted by a woman who had a restraining order against the man. She let the officers in and watched as they walked around the room looking for her ex. As the men were leaving one of them saw a suitcase start to move. 54-year-old Wayne Pierce tumbled out of the case as the deputies unzipped it. He was arrested for violation of the restraining order as well as other offenses.
An 88 year-old North Platte, Nebraska man was recently arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road. The senior took cops on a 40 mile journey before stop sticks flattened his tires. The man's wife sent him out for some groceries before he became disoriented and started driving in the opposite direction.Thursday, January 29, 2009
Dance team disbanded over racy routine!
A high school dance team in Jonesboro, Georgia has been disbanded after parents complained about a provocative dance routine that was performed at a January, 13th basketball game. What? Every high school girl should have "stripper" skills. Right?
What the Hell Theatre - 1/29
New Yorker Amy Borkowsky is trying to raise $3 million so she can buy a Super Bowl commercial and find Mr Right. She has raised $6,000 and says if she doesn't reach her goal she will donate her money to the United Way.
100,000 men have signed up for a new service called PMSBuddy.com. The Website sends out a monthly message that warns men when their lady's PMS is about to begin. The Website also features a "national alert level" indicator for the U.S., showing how many women have PMS each day as well as the "overall threat index" on a scale of 1-4.
A Detroit-area man was recently arrested after he broke into a gas station and called 911 on himself. He told cops he wanted to be arrested so he could spend time with his brother in jail.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/28
Canon has instituted a new policy that allows staffers to leave work early twice a week so they can go home and make love. The camera maker says they created the new rule in response to Japan's falling birth rate. Spokesman Hiroshi Yoshinaga says, "Canon have a very strong birth planning program. Sending workers home early to be with their families is a part of it." One reason for the low birth rate is Japan's 12-hour working day.
Sisters Jenny and Crissy Slaughter have launched a pet toupee company called Total Diva Pets. They got the idea after dressing one of their dogs as a Hugh Hefner's blonde bombshell girlfriends. We came up with our own creative design for dog wigs that turned out so cute. We have evolved and the company now offers eight pet wig designs, in five sizes, from Chihuahua size to Great Dane size.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/27
This year's Super Bowl means big business for exotic dancers. Tampa is the Strip Club capital of the U.S. with 1 club for every 11,300 residents. Escort services are charging $250 an hour or $1,800 for a whole night.
A bottle of whiskey recently saved Joe Galliott's life after he got trapped under a sofa that toppled over on him. The senior was face down for 60 hours before he was rescued. He had no food or water and survived by drinking his favorite whiskey. "I tripped in the darkness and did a somersault over the settee. It tipped on top of me and I was trapped by the coffee table. I could not crawl and the phone was out of reach. I never had anything to drink except from the bottle of whiskey and I sipped on that."
A 39 year-old German man recently got stuck in a trash can while trying to retrieve his lost keys. The unidentified man thought he tossed them in the garbage with his newspaper so he opened the top of the can and dove in. His friend had to call for help after he got stuck. Firefighters spent 30 minutes trying to free him.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Top 16 Senior Picture No-No's
The "Game Boy" pose: When you wanted to remind people
that you've never seen a naked girl.
(Click for the whole list)
Friday, January 23, 2009
Tiime iis runniing out to wiin
Contest ends tonight (1/23) @ 11:59pm...
Enter to win.
Text: Wii To: 64636
Thursday, January 22, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/22
An 18 year-old German shoplifter was recently arrested for lying to the police. Not only did the teen lie about stealing he also gave the officer a fake home address, which turned out to be his. A police spokesperson says, "It was complete coincidence. The thief gave that address because he'd once lived in the house. The policeman was the guy who moved in afterwards."
A White Rock, British Columbia man was recently arrested after his son accidentally dialed 911. Cops were sent to the home after the 11-month-old hung up on the dispatcher. They found the boy holding a cordless phone while his father tended to his 500 marijuana plants. The father was arrested while the son was given back to his mother, who does not live at the home.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Jim Bone in D.C.
Jim Bone's video of his trip to D.C. for the Presidential Inauguration with U2's Pride as the soundtrack.
What the Hell Theatre - 1/21
A Shanghai woman recently received the shock of her life when a mouse fell from a ceiling and into her soup. The Shanghai Morning Post says the woman and her co-workers were dining at a fine restaurant when the rodent crashed landed on her head before falling into her bowl. The mouse ran off before the restaurant staff could catch it.
A trio of monkeys recently attacked their trainer during a performance in China. The chimps were riding mini bicycles when one of them jumped off and twisted his trainer's ear. Another then ripped out his hair and bit his neck. The third chimp grabbed the trainer's cane and beat him with it until the police arrived and broke up the melee. The chimps turned on their master because they were tired of being abused by him.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/20
Alan Hooley is planning to marry his dead fiance, Charlotte Simpson. She was killed in was killed in October in a car wreck and never got to experience her dream wedding. Hooley says he plans to recreate it while wearing a necklace full of her ashes around his neck. The wedding will feature pink and white colors, a horse-drawn carriage, pink flowers and 250 guests. “I’m going to do the day exactly how she had planned it. I want to get it as close to the wedding as possible.
A London man is recovering from being stabbed in the chest. The unidentified victim, who was knifed in a bar fight, refused medical treatment and opted to return to the bar to finish his beer. Police have yet to arrest any suspects.
Two 7 year-old Indian girls, named Vigneswari and Masiakanni, married frogs last week to "prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in their village". During the ceremony, a Hindu priest chanted prayers, tied the bride's hands with his on behalf of the grooms and pronounced them frogs and wives before a holy fire. The grooms were eventually thrown back into a muddy pond.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Our traffic girl sucks...
I've been bitching about our traffic girl for a few weeks now...
Can you do better? Email: McKay@979x.com if you think you can handle being my
traffic girl for a day. Good Luck... you'll need it
What the Hell Theatre - 1/19
The Tampa police recently arrested Carlos M. Ventura for groping one of his tenants. The 67 year-old Tampa landlord kissed and inappropriately touched the woman before offering her free rent in exchange for sex. He was charged with battery, extortion and attempted sexual battery.
Elbert Sparks was recently arrested for shoplifting a shark from a Long Island pet store. The 30 year-old placed the beast under his coat before walking out. He raced home and dumped it in a tank before using a stolen credit card to buy an eel. Cops tracked Sparks down at his job where they arrested him and confiscated his pets.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Bear Grylls
Bear Grylls is said to "stage" some parts of his show, Man VS Wild... I still think he's a bad ass... he served in the UK Special Forces Reserve. He survived a free fall parachuting accident. His canopy ripped at 1600 feet, partially crushing three vertebrae. Grylls spent the next 18 months in rehab before fulfilling his childhood dream of climbing Mount Everest.
Oh yeah and he bit the head off of a freakin snake...
Friday, January 16, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/16
A 10-year-old Indiana boy is recovering from getting his tongue stuck on a metal light pole. The 4th grader accepted a dare before licking the pole in 10-degree air. Just like in the movie "A Christmas Story," the boy got stuck to the pole prompting a call to 911. He eventually freed himself, but not before losing a fair amount of blood.
The Wisconsin police recently arrested Consuelo Guenther for running through an IHOP with no pants on. The 19 year-old was drunk when she dropped her jeans and started yelling throughout the restaurant. Cops busted her after they found her sitting in her car without a coat, shoes, or socks. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, she was charged with drunk driving and disorderly conduct.
American Idol Bikini Girl #2
And now... american idol proves that lightning CAN strike twice with Casey Carlson
Thursday, January 15, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 1/15
A group calling itself "Shoes for Bush" is planning to hold a shoe hurling demonstration on January 19th to protest George W. Bush's "unprecedented pardoning of crimes he authorized." Veterans are being encouraged to bring their combat boots to the White House. Organizer Jamilla El Shafei says after the demonstration, the shoes will then be donated to local homeless shelters.
The NFL has banned Ashley Madison, a Website that encourages married people to have affairs, from advertising in this year's Super Bowl program. The company's slogan is: "Life Is Short. Have An Affair." CEO Noel Biderman says, "I find the rejection to be ridiculous given that a huge percentage of the NFL's marketing content is for products like alcohol. That's a product that literally kills tens of thousands of people each year. So if the NFL is worried about legislating behavior it should start with a ban on all alcohol advertising, not AshleyMadison.com."
Those, planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration are being urged to bring their own toilet paper. MSNBC reports that only 5,000 porta potties are being made available to the 5 million who are expected to descend upon Washington next week. There will be no bathroom access for those attending the inaugural ceremony on the Capitol West Front.
Teacher / Student sex scandal - Not Again
Jessica Percifull, 26, a biology teacher at Northeast High School in Clarksville, Tennessee has been arrested on allegations of an inappropriate relationship with a student. Reportedly Percifull, in her second year at the school, has been under investigation for some time and according to a school system spokesperson she was placed on administrative leave with pay on November 1.
Following her arrest, Percifull who reportedly is married with a son, was released from the Montgomery County Jail on $10,000 bond.
Reported from www.badteacher.com
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
The Virginity Auction I was talking about... Part 2
Just got a call in the studio about where to place your bids for the "Virginity Auction"
I can't open the site here, cause our computers are PORN LOCKED. But here's the link
In case you have a few million bucks laying around and an itch to steal a cherry.
www.thebunnyranch.com
If you have no idea what im talking about when I say "Virginity Auction" click here
I can't open the site here, cause our computers are PORN LOCKED. But here's the link
In case you have a few million bucks laying around and an itch to steal a cherry.
www.thebunnyranch.com
If you have no idea what im talking about when I say "Virginity Auction" click here
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