Tuesday, January 20, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 1/20

Alan Hooley is planning to marry his dead fiance, Charlotte Simpson. She was killed in was killed in October in a car wreck and never got to experience her dream wedding. Hooley says he plans to recreate it while wearing a necklace full of her ashes around his neck. The wedding will feature pink and white colors, a horse-drawn carriage, pink flowers and 250 guests. “I’m going to do the day exactly how she had planned it. I want to get it as close to the wedding as possible.



A London man is recovering from being stabbed in the chest. The unidentified victim, who was knifed in a bar fight, refused medical treatment and opted to return to the bar to finish his beer. Police have yet to arrest any suspects.



Two 7 year-old Indian girls, named Vigneswari and Masiakanni, married frogs last week to "prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in their village". During the ceremony, a Hindu priest chanted prayers, tied the bride's hands with his on behalf of the grooms and pronounced them frogs and wives before a holy fire. The grooms were eventually thrown back into a muddy pond.

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