13-year-old Autistic boy flies cross country, alone.

13-year-old Kenton Weaver of Boca Raton, Florida, has a form of AUTISM called Asperger's Syndrome . . . and he's completely obsessed with AIRPLANES.

--In fact, Kenton's so fascinated with planes that on Tuesday, he stole his dad's car, drove to the airport, and used his dad's credit card number to buy a ticket from Southwest Airlines.

--Then Kenton boarded a plane and flew across the country to San Jose, California . . . ALL BY HIMSELF. But listen to this . . .

--Since he's only 13, Kenton doesn't have a passport, a driver's license or any other form of photo ID.

--That begs the question: How was a 13-year-old Autistic boy with no identification able to slip past airport security . . . in order to board a cross-country flight?

--And more importantly: What does it say about the state of our airport security, in general?

What the Hell Theatre - 4/30

A Beijing woman is suing a beauty salon because they failed to make her look younger. The woman, identified only as Zheng, wants $29,200 because Zhang Xiujuan's cosmetic injections did not make her appear "20 years younger" as promised.


The Port St Lucie, Florida police recently charged Joseph Leonardi with larceny. The 68 year-old drank blackberry wine while cruising through a Publix grocery store on an electric cart. He then ate a candy bar before leaving without paying. The store called the police, who arrested Leonardi as he was exiting the parking lot.

Best Slide Ever!

979X Pinup of the Day

Kristen Stewart - Twighlight

The Hoverboard Lie

Hoverboards Being Used ! Rarely Seen Footage ! - video powered by Metacafe

As a kid, I couldn't wait to get my own hover board from Back to the Future 2. Then, when they didn't come out in time for Christmas, I got nervous that they didn't exist. Well get this... to perpetuate the myth that hover boards in fact DID exist. Back to the Future Director Robert Zemeckis actually had FAKE FOOTAGE taken of "Hover Boards being tested" for the movie. This man was devious.

More CHICKS W/ Muscles!?

979X Pinup of the Day

Evangeline Lilly - Lost

What the Hell Theatre - 4/29

Stacey Anvarinia has plead not guilty to breastfeeding her 6-week-old baby while drunk. The 27 year-old North Dakota mom was arrested after police answered a domestic disturbance call at her Grand Forks home. They asked her to stop breastfeeding because she was intoxicated. Her attorney David Ogren says no blood test was taken and the charge could be difficult to prove.

Aubrey Garcia is facing 99 years in prison for biting off her boyfriend's lip. She and Antonio Zarazoza had a fight before she clamped down on his mouth and mauled him. The San Angelo, Texas police charged her with assault with a weapon because her teeth were used to disfigure a person.

The Vero Beach police are looking for a woman, who recently stole a laptop and game console from a potential roommate. The unidentified victim was interviewing the woman when she asked him to take a shower because of his body odor. As he was bathing she ran off with his goods.

Happy Gilmore + Science

Life is Hard

Ever feel that life is just plotting against you?

What the Hell Theatre - 4/28

A Chicago man is lucky to be alive after being shot 10 times. The unidentified victim argued with 3 other South Side men before they opened fire on him. He took six bullets in the leg and four in the butt before being rushed to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

A Polk County, Florida sheriff’s deputy resigned yesterday because his wife, his wife’s mother and another man, took his patrol car and went on a joyride in Lakeland. Deputy Sheriff Charles “Chip” Buckner III was employed with the Sheriff’s Office for 21 years. His family was charged with vehicle theft, theft of a firearm, impersonating a law enforcement officer, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

979X Pinup of the Day

Christina Aguleria - Musician

Me Too...

Swine Flu PSA's, 1970's Version...

979X Pinup of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood - The Wrestler

New Green Day Video

Know Your Enemy

What the Hell Theatre - 4/27

A Saanich, British Columbia couple was recently arrested for having sex in a garbage dumpster. Officers were called to a parking lot after loud banging was heard coming from the bin. The lead officer called out to the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he saw the couple intertwined and ignoring his presence.

The police in Clay and Duval County, Florida are looking for a man, who's been posing as a district manager for McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King and Subway. The unknown scam artist calls restaurants, identifies himself as the owner, and has cash delivered to him. Not one employee questioned the man's authority until recently.

84-year-old Ted Mazetier recently used a groin kick to fend off two would-be carjackers. The Tacoma native stopped to help the stranded men one of them punched him and demanded his keys. Ted kicked the man in the groin and the other in the stomach before they fled. He'll be 85 in June.

Swine Flu?

Come here PORKY! Gimmie a kiss!
ok, in all seriousness, here's what you should know about the SWINE FLU

979X Pinup of the Day

Carla Gugino - Spin City

Girl makes the SAME face in every picture...

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

979X Pinup of the Day

Brittany Murphy - 8 Mile

What the Hell Theatre - 4/24

Princess Leia recently received a DUI. Leanne and Luke Dodds, who were dressed as Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker, were on their way home from a costume party when a London police officer saw them "swerving all over the road" in their Ford. Leanne failed her Breathalyzer test and had more than two-and-a-half times the legal limit of alcohol in her system. She told officers she decided to drive because it would have been too "embarrassing" to walk home in full costume

Officials from Florida's Cypress Creek High School may suspend the seniors responsible for placing tens and tens of chairs and desks on the school's roof. Principal Susan Storch says over 100 students participated in the senior prank. "Unfortunately, what may have been meant as harmless fun resulted in a significant disruption to our school day"

979X Pinup of the Day

Alexis Bledel - Gilmore Girls

Wayne Gretzky's Wife and Daughter

Click for more hot Mom-Daughter Combo's

Learning to drive = Trial by Fire

Denise Richards' Fun Bags!

Denise Richards' Funbags from Denise Richards

NOT employee of the month

My Last day at Home Depot - Watch more Funny Videos

What the Hell Theatre - 4/23

Yakima, Washington's Apple Valley Elementary School has apologized to a 5 year-old student and his family for embarrassing them. A teacher, named Mrs Graham, bagged up a piece of human feces before sending it home with the boy. She attached a note that read: "This little turd was on the floor in my room." The school's superintendent says Graham and the school's principal are being questioned about the boy's classroom accident.


Victoria Thorpe was recently arrested for sneaking into jail. The 19 year-old Gainesville, Florida teen crawled through a window at the Santa Fe Work Release Center so she could have sex with her boyfriend, 18-year old Aquilla Wilson. When guards found the two he jumped out of a window and left her behind. Thorpe was charged with aiding a prisoner’s escape and introduction of contraband into a prison.

36-year-old Catherine Thomas of Bensalem, Pennsylvania was arrested monday at a motel after she offered to have sex with an undercover police officer --So why is that such a big deal? --Because Catherine's unnamed 7-year-old son was in the hotel room when Catherine was arrested. And, apparently, it was pretty normal for Catherine to turn tricks . . . while her kid WATCHED. Mom has been charged with prostitution, endangering the welfare of a child and possession of marijuana. Her poor kid has been handed over to the Children and Youth Social Services Agency.

979X Pinup of the Day

Hayden Panettiere - Heroes

Who's Boner? Ken!?

What the Hell Theatre - 4/22

A 52 year-old Akron, Ohio stripper is recovering from being attacked by another dancer. Jo Ellen Nolan was changing in the basement of the strip club when her attacker snuck up and bashed her with a stiletto shoe. She was upset that she had been hired and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here.' The victim needed seven staples to close her head wound.

The Palm City, Florida police recently arrested Derick A. Culberson for filing a false police report, The 22 year-old claimed that two armed men robbed him of his GPS unit and some money last Friday. Cops found him bound and sitting by his truck. After scouring the area they found plastic zip ties in Culberson's truck and inconsistencies in his story. He eventually acknowledged making up the entire incident “in an attempt to make his girlfriend feel bad for leaving him.”

Nadia Williams recently slept through a carjacking. The 19 year-old Coconut Grove, Floridian was passed out in the back of her boyfriend's 2000 Chevy Tahoe when he pulled over to go to the bathroom. When he got out of the car, an armed man forced him to the ground and stole his car keys. The carjacker sped off with Williams sleeping in the back seat. Cops found her still asleep when they recovered the SUV.

Can I do it?

I just signed up for a "1/2 Ironman Triathlon"

70.3 miles of Swimming, Biking and Running... on my OWN!

So my question to you is... do you think I can finish it? (comment below)

I'm going to take a shot for the Leukemia and Lymphoma society

What the Hell Theatre - 4/21

Mario Visnjic is recovering from injuring his manhood. The 25 year-old had been skinnydipping on a Croatian beach when he returned to his lawn chair and fell asleep. When he woke up he yelled for help because his testicles had become stuck inside the chair's wooden slats. A beach attendant freed Mario by sawing the chair in half.

Daniel Duran's manhood was recently burned. The Houston thief had just robbed a Wachovia Bank when several dye packs exploded in his pants. He was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genitals. No weapon was ever found.

979X Pinup of the Day

Kerri Russell - Felicity

Go Navy!

Bachlor Party Prankness

How not to take a breathalyzer...

Thanks... but no thanks

I could do this... on a 3 foot high rim...

2Pac is ALIVE!

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What the Hell Theatre - 4/20

Catheline Marie Colon was recently arrested for stabbing her boyfriend. The 19 year-old Lakeland, Florida teen plunged a steak knife into his chest after he attempted to eat one of her Pop Tarts while she was moving out of their apartment. Shawn Andrews was taken to a hospital with several knife wounds.

A 47-year-old female cheerleading coach from Ohio's Edgewood High School recently resigned after getting in trouble for taking four female students to a male strip club. The teacher told school officials that she got permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to the club.

Michael Riley was recently arrested for transporting drugs. A baggie, containing a white powdery substance, fell out of his rectum as Lincoln, Nebraska officers were searching him. Riley quickly grabbed it and tried to eat it before officers were able to retrieve it for evidence.

979X Pinup of the Day

Leslie Mann - 40 Year Old Virgin

Mayhem Festival coming to NEPA

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979X Pinup of the Day

Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Die Hard with a Vengance

Stalker Cat.

How many times can this guy say DUDE?

First Time Dirtbiker Faceplants Into Fence - Watch more Funny Videos

979X Pinup of the Day

Mila Kunis - That 70s Show

Guess who's a better dancer than you?

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