Wednesday, September 30, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/30
Antonio Judd was sentenced to 18 months in jail yesterday for stealing a hot dog. The Worcester, Mass thug grabbed the wiener from another man after pulling a gun on him. He never fired and ate the hot dog as mustard squirted all over his shirt. Cops used the condiment to identify Judd, who was caught carrying a pellet gun and pocket knife.
A Stockton, California emergency room doctor is being accused of stealing a man's Rolex. Dr. Cleveland Enmon allegedly allowed Jerry Kubena Sr. to die from heart problems before stealing his expensive watch. Two nurses noticed the missing timepiece after seeing a bulge in Enmon's pants pocket. The Kubena's family is suing Enmon as well as St. Joseph's.
The Madison, Wisconsin police recently arresed Francisco A. Cruz for dropping his pants during a youth soccer game. He and his friends were drinking when he ran onto the field and mooned the crowd to protest a goal by a visiting team. Cruz then took off before cops found him drinking a beer a few blocks sway. When asked why he mooned the crowd, Cruz replied, "This is what they do on TV."
The Portsmouth, New Hampshire police have banned a man from receiving any more pizza deliveries because he answers the door naked. A female delivery driver called the police after the perv opened the door without any pants on. The woman did not press charges.
Don't Disrespect the Flag
An unidentified 21-year-old man forgot his ID and was turned away from a bar where all the local war veterans hang out in Valley Falls, New York. --So, to show everyone just how angry he was at being denied entrance, the guy cut down the American flag from the VFW`s flagpole and SET IT ON FIRE. --Anyway, members of VFW got pretty mad. So on Sunday, they hunted the man down at a kids` soccer game and gave him three choices:#1.) They could turn him over to the police for burning the flag. #2.) They could beat him up.
#3.) Or they could DUCT-TAPE him to a flagpole for SIX HOURS, while wearing a sign around his neck identifying what he did.
--The guy chose option number three. --According to Nick Nomile, the local VFW post commander and a Vietnam veteran, quote, "He`ll never disrespect the flag again, I can tell you that." So far, no charges have been filed against anyone.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/29
Some college students are holding Swine Flu parties. The bashes feature roast pig and colorful shots served in plastic medicine cups. Other parties feature co-eds dressed in scrubs and masks and 'nurses' who serve shots through toy needles.
The North Platte, Nebraska police recently arrested a father and son for driving under the influence. 19 year-old Trevor Brown was stopped at for having a broken taillight and being drunk. His father, Anthony, was drunk when he came to bail him out. A trooper warned him not to drive. The 53 year-old ignored the advice and was immediately pulled over upon exiting the jail.
Tufts University has instituted a new dorm rule that says students are not allowed to engage in sexual activity while their roommates are in the room. Resident Life Assistant Director Carrie Ales-Rich says, "There were incidents that occurred last year, and in the past, where residents of rooms started to feel uncomfortable with what their roommates were doing in the room. This happened more often than we'd like."
Monday, September 28, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/28
Marcy Pappalardo was arrested on Friday for trying to trade her son for gas money. She was at a Melbourne, Florida gas station when she approached a tow truck driver and asked if he would be interested in making a deal. He refused and followed her as he dailed 911. Cops charged Pappalardo with child neglect shortly thereafter.
The Florida Highway Patrol recently arrested Rodney Troy Whitley for driving drunk. The 40 year-old was texting a friend when he lost control of his minivan and plowed through a home owned by a Gilchrist County deputy and her husband. No one was injured. Whitley's blood alcohol level was 0.140
Friday, September 25, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/25
A Columbia, Missouri McDonald's recently embarrassed themselves when one of their employees misspelled a word on their marquee. The yellow sign read "Try Our New Anus Burgers" instead of "Try Our New Angus Burgers". It took several days and several Internet postings before the error was fixed.
The Stamford, Connecticut police arrested 6 women on Wednesday night for assaulting a Karaoke singer. Leidy Alcantara had just finished singing a song by Juanes when the women made derogatory comments before punching and kicking her. The 25 year-old lost hair and teeth. A witness called the police while following the thugs.
The Concord, California police recently arrested Tom Huey for stalking his ex-girlfriend with a plane. Her neighbors called the police after he buzzed her house several times. As soon as Huey landed he was arrested and served with a restraining order.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/24
Two teens recently found $100,000 while fishing near Tuntable Creek on Australia's east coast. The cash was wrapped in plastic and hidden in grass. The boys told their mom about the money before turning it into the police. Detectives say if no one claims the cash the young men are entitled to it.
The Lawrenceburg, Tennessee police were recently called to a home after two neighbors began fighting. Both were drinking when one of them passed out before his friends applied makeup to his face, painted his fingernails, and wrote obscenities all over his body. When the victim woke up he began fighting with everyone.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/23
A London couple recently had their home trashed by 150 of their granddaughter's friends. Brian and Glennis McDonald told Victoria she could invite two friends over while they were at a wedding. The 15 year-old posted a party invite on several social networking sites before others showed up and broke doors, televisions, potted plants, paintings and appliances. Cops were only able to arrest one teen. Each room suffered close to $1,500 in damage.
A Thai teacher, named Weerapong Pongchano, is under fire for attacking one of his students. The 29 year-old bashed the child's head against a blackboard four times for talking out of turn. Another student taped the incident before showing it to a neighbor, who turned the film over to the police. The boy's family did not find about the incident until a local news station aired the footage. Pongchano says, "I feel terrible for what I did to my student. But I knew what I was doing. I did not use excessive force to hurt him."
An Avondale, Ohio man is recovering from being shot in the back. He was sitting on his stoop when two men drove up, pulled guns and demanded he remove his pants. The victim did before oneo f the men shot him in the back for no reason.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/22
Ismail Sheikh recently lost his 18 year-old daughter in a card game. The Indian man put up his daughter as collateral after he lost all of his cash to a man named Mustafa. Ismail lost the next game and then watched as his daughter was dragged from his village. The police eventually went and retrieved the teen. Family members say Ismail has a drinking problem and is a compulsive gambler
The Bradenton, Florida police recently arrested Rashondra Latrice Waiters for leaving her children, ages 7, 4 and 1, home alone. Officers went to her house after her 7 year-old son called 911 and told a dispatcher she went to the mall. Police found the 1-year-old baby with dirty diapers. Waiters was actually at a nightclub. She was charged with three counts of child neglect. Cops say Oxycodone pills and a kitchen knife were all within reach of the children
A 78-year-old farmer, from Nan'an, China, recently lost his life savings to a bunch of hungry insects. Wang Wenyou wrapped his money in two plastic bags before placing it under his bed. Last week, when he needed the money to pay grandson's school fees, he found that insects had eaten every single note.
Monday, September 21, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/21
The Riverview, Florida police recently arrested Jose Ajpacaja-Ajiataz for spanking his daughter with a belt and shaving her head. The 34 year-old told police he disciplined his daughter after she stole jewelry from Wal-Mart and used a Game Boy without permission.
91 year-old Robert E Thompson is being hailed as a hero for capturing a naked home intruder. The Lake Worth, Florida senior says he grabbed his revovler after his dog began barking at a shadow. That's when he cornered the intruder and called 911. The 26-year-old was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a burglary charge.
Guess who's dumb?
If you walk around acting like you're the smartest person in the room most times (Wolf Blitzer), you better at least be smarter than Andy Richter!!
Wolf Blitzer from CNN gets SMOKED on Celebrity Jeopardy... he ends with -$4,600. Dude, really!?
Wolf Blitzer from CNN gets SMOKED on Celebrity Jeopardy... he ends with -$4,600. Dude, really!?
Mad Men!
Mad Men won 3 EMMY's last night! No I didn't watch the awards, those things
are boring... but the girls of Mad Men are NOT!
Red VS Blonde
Friday, September 18, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/18
The Fresno police recently arrested a 39 year-old man for trading his father's Lincoln for $50 in crack. The father called 911 after his son returned home high and without his vehicle. Cops arrested the son and the car's buyer who tried to flee on foot.
The River Falls, Wisconsin police recently arrested a man for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini. Justin Larson also had a bra and a bikini top in his pocket and told cops he took the clothes to smooth things over with his estranged wife.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/17
The Mountain View, California police recently arrested 26 year-old Jefferey Brenion for attacking his 79 year-old roommate with a sword. The two had an argument before Brenion punched the senior in the face and then him in the head with the sword. A third roommate called the police.
The Clearwater, Florida police recently arrested Vincent Smith for misusing the 911 emergency system. The 54 year-old called for help after a local bar deemed him too drunk and refused to continue serving him. He also complained that a local soup kitchen wouldn't feed himWednesday, September 16, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/16
A Wichita, Kansas couple was recently robbed while making love in a garbage dumpster. Police say the couple's unusual tryst was interrupted by two senior citizens who stole their shoes, jewelry and wallets. The 64 and 59 year-old suspects were found a short time later. All of the stolen property was returned.
A Claremont, California man almost burned down his apartment complex after trying to dry his wet jacket in a microwave. The complex's manager called 911 after he saw the burning microwave on the front lawn. The renter told police the fire started after he burnt his dinner. He then changed his story when they found his smoldering jacket.
Justin Chentnik was naked when he tracked down a man, who had just broken into his home and stolen his car keys. The Boulder, Colorado chef was sleeping when his roommate Laura ran into his room and splashed him with water before telling him that someone was stealing her car. He ran outside naked and and took the keys out of the car's ignition. Justin and the thief, Benjamin Smith III, began wrestling on the ground. Cops finally arrived and cuffed Smith.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/15
The Bucks County, Pennsylvania police recently arrested a Man for allegedly leaving his 6-year-old stepson inside his car while he went in search of drugs. Cops say after he got high and had to call them because he forgot where he parked and left his stepson. The boy was found safe the next morning.
An 11-year-old Huntsville, Alabama boy faked his own kidnapping so he wouldn't have to bring home his poor report card. The fifth grader said a man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him before he escaped by jumping out. He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. The Huntsville police say they were suspicious of the boy because was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/11
The Tampa police are looking for three men who have robbed three pawn shops over the last several weeks. During one robbery, one of the suspects wore a child safety seat on his head. The robbers have also donned hospital scrubs and hair-washing sinks on their heads.
A former Franklin County, OH deputy has been fired and placed on probation for five years for tainting a prisoner's bologna sandwich. Joseph M. Cantwell rubbed the sandwich against an inmate's privates before serving it to another inmate named Joseph Copeland. He and two other prisoners are now suing the county. Cantwell's bosses found out about the incident because his co worker photographed the prank.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
What the Hell Theatre - 9/10
A London bar, called The Attic, is under fire for running a new promotion called Trashed Tuesdays. They sell $1 and $2 drinks and give refunds to customers who are NOT over the legal limit at the end of the night. The Attic's new ad reads: 'One simple aim', which is to get revellers 'nailed, battered, done-in and, proper trashed'. City council members say the promotion is highly irresponsible and dangerous.
A Darwin, Australia pizza deliveryman recently held a 4 year-old boy for ransom after his mother refused to pay. Cindy Paardekooper says the driver from Pizza King was an hour late delivering her half-Hawaiian, half-supreme. "He grabbed my son by the arm through the fence as ransom for the pizza." The driver left after Cindy called the police.
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