Antonio Judd was sentenced to 18 months in jail yesterday for stealing a hot dog. The Worcester, Mass thug grabbed the wiener from another man after pulling a gun on him. He never fired and ate the hot dog as mustard squirted all over his shirt. Cops used the condiment to identify Judd, who was caught carrying a pellet gun and pocket knife.
A Stockton, California emergency room doctor is being accused of stealing a man's Rolex. Dr. Cleveland Enmon allegedly allowed Jerry Kubena Sr. to die from heart problems before stealing his expensive watch. Two nurses noticed the missing timepiece after seeing a bulge in Enmon's pants pocket. The Kubena's family is suing Enmon as well as St. Joseph's.
The Madison, Wisconsin police recently arresed Francisco A. Cruz for dropping his pants during a youth soccer game. He and his friends were drinking when he ran onto the field and mooned the crowd to protest a goal by a visiting team. Cruz then took off before cops found him drinking a beer a few blocks sway. When asked why he mooned the crowd, Cruz replied, "This is what they do on TV."
The Portsmouth, New Hampshire police have banned a man from receiving any more pizza deliveries because he answers the door naked. A female delivery driver called the police after the perv opened the door without any pants on. The woman did not press charges.
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