Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/29
A 76-year-old German man recently blew up his car while trying to thaw it out. He placed a blow heater under the engine before the car exploded. Firefighters were able to prevent the blaze from completely destroying his home.
Donna Delgao is suing her Tampa dentist for leaving an inch-long piece of steel in a wound after dental surgery. The tool lodged in her right sinus and was removed 11 months later by another surgeon. Delgao suffered nosebleeds and sinus infections
Thursday, January 28, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/28
Logan Campbell has opened a New Zealand brothel to pay for his training for the 2012 Olympics. The 23 year-old spent $460,000 preparing for the Beijing Olympics where he finished in the top 16 in the tae kwon do featherweight division. Logan says, "When people think of a pimp they think of a guy standing around on a street corner with gold chains. Pimps are more tough-type guys. I'm an owner of an escort agency.
Two 17-year-olds were recently arrested for stealing a fire truck. The pair were attending a juvenile diversion program in the Florida Keys when they took off in a Big Pine Key Fire Department truck. They were caught 90 miles away in only their underwear
A 21 year-old Chinese woman is planning to have plastic surgery in order to win back her boyfriend. He is obssessed with Jessica Alba and often demanded that she wear a blonde wig and copy Alba in every way. He dumped her because she removed the wig after people began laughing at her. The unidentified woman hopes changing her appearance to look like Alba will win her man back. "I love him very much. That's why I always followed his opinions. I don't want to lose him."
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 2/27
Hans Kubus has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 fine for trying to leave New Zealand with 23 geckos and 20 skinks hidden in his underwear. He was carrying $35,850 worth of lizards at the time of his arrest.
Debbie R. Miller is facing over 3 years in jail for placing in a rat in her lunch. She was dining at an upscale restaurant in Appleton, Wisconsin when she put the rat in her food and then demanded $500,000 from the owners to keep quiet. Miller threatened to alert the media if the money wasn’t paid.
One day after turning 100, and receiving her bachelor's degree in education from New Hampshire's Keene State College, Harriet Richardson Ames died. She had been in hospice care and did her homework from her bed. Right before she passed, Ames told the Keene State College Golden Circle Society, an alumni group for classes that graduated 50 or more years ago, "'If I die tomorrow, I'll know I'll die happy, because my degree's in the works.'"
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/26
A Mansfield, Texas school bus driver was arrested for threatening three students with a knife. 66 year-old William Allen said he was going to slash their wrists for leaving Oreo cookie crumbs on a seat. He was placed on paid administrative leave.
Crazy Story, Lost Nipple!
31-year-old Fernando Cooper was harassing customers outside Gibson`s Bar and Steakhouse on Chicago`s North Side when an off-duty police officer approached him and told him to get lost.
--Instead, Fernando started arguing with the cop, and eventually things turned violent. During the struggle, Fernando tried to grab the cop`s holster, and at some point during the altercation, he BIT the officer`s chest.
--Eventually he was subdued and arrested. He`s been charged with attempting to disarm a peace officer, and aggravated battery to a peace officer . . . both felonies. He was also charged with three counts of resisting arrest, and for panhandling in a prohibited manner.
--As for the officer, he was rushed to the hospital and treated for his injuries. But according to the doctor who treated him, the damage from the bite was so severe . . . the officer lost a NIPPLE.
Monday, January 25, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/25
The Farmington, Minnesota police recently arrested a woman for walking into a bank while naked. The woman stood silently in line as employees and customers called 911. She was taken away in an ambulance for psychological evaluation.
Lynn Geter was arrested on Friday for forcing her son to kill his pet hamster. The Georgia mother had her 12-year-old murder the gentle animal with a hammer because he got a bad grade in school. The boy confessed to a teacher, who in turn called the police and DFCS authorities.
Michael Ray Ekes was recently charged with grand theft auto. He stole a 1998 Dodge Durango before Polk County, Florida deputies found the SUV outside of a Haines City home. Ekes was inside in the house playing the Grand Theft Auto video game.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Crazy Story, Dad of the Year!
Now it's time to recognize our Father of the Day . . . 43-year-old Scott Sullivan of West Bloomfield, Michigan.
--Scott became furious when he caught his 14-year-old daughter making out with her 16-year-old boyfriend in the backseat of the kid's car.
--At which point Scott dragged his daughter out of the boyfriend's car, jumped into the driver's seat, and drove the car out onto a FROZEN LAKE, where he left it with the kid still inside.
--The boyfriend tried to drive the car off the ice, but one of the tires had already sunk into the water. The next day, a tow truck was able to pull the kid's car back onto solid ground.
--Anyway, Scott was arrested and charged with malicious destruction of property, and reckless driving. If he's convicted, he could get more than TEN YEARS in prison.
--Fortunately, no one was injured.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
UPDATE!
UPDATE!On Monday I broke the story of Suzanne from London (pictured above) who likes to BREAST FEED her dog. Well now we've got a great picture to go along with the story. And by "GREAT PICTURE" I mean, "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!?"
What the Hell Theatre - 1/21
Peak to Peak Charter School, in Lafayette, Colorado, was evacuated yesterday after a suspicious package was found on the school grounds. A bomb squad used a robot to look through the 'explosive' duffel bag. After several minutes, an officer walked over and removed a harmless Kermit the Frog doll.
Eight Berlin, Germany teens were recently hospitalized after drinking a chili sauce that is 200 times hotter than normal tabasco. The boys downed the sauce as part of a dare. The Red Cross says that on the Scoville scale, which measures the hotness of sauce, the sauce measured 535,000 compared to 2,500 for normal tabasco
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/20
Canada's "Beaver" magazine has changed its name because porn filters censor and block searches for it. Editor-in-chief Mark Reid says the name change to "Canada´s History" was also necessary because beaver is now a slang term for female genitalia. "Market research showed us that younger Canadians and women were very very unlikely to ever buy a magazine called The Beaver no matter what it´s about. For whatever reasons, they are turned off by the name."
A Chinese man is recovering from falling into an outhouse. The unidentified man was drunk when he fell into the tank and passed out. The next morning, another man found him and called paramedics. The drunk told doctors he could not remember what happened the night before.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/19
Traffic in Moscow came to a stand still on Saturday after an X-rated movie began airing on a giant highway billboard. The owner of the advertising screen says hackers hacked his computer system. "They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company."
A goat recently smashed the front doors at the Lynx Gentlemen's Club in Coachella, California. The 150-pound beast stared at its reflection in the large glass doors before charging. The goat caused $2,000 in damage.
The Fond du Lac, Wisconsin police recently cited a man for blaring John Denver songs. When officers asked why he had the music so loud, the man said he was "rocking out." He is now facing a $210 fine.
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Monday, January 18, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 1/18
Londoner Suzanne Morgan breastfeeds her dog. She says she originally gave 'Dixie' bottled breast milk because she was out of dog food and hated to see the excess milk go to waste. Morgan says 'Dixie' always suckles after her 17 month old daughter Tasha. "I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away."
Shane Williams-Allen may be the dumbest criminal in the history of the world. The 19 year-old Clermont, Florida thief recently stole a taser and handcuffs from an unmarked Ocoee, Florida police car. He shocked himself and then accidentally locked his hands together with the handcuffs. Allen had to call the police to set him free.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Put It Away!
Before you take a picture for your facebook page... make
sure to put away your.... toys.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Help Haiti & get a sweet shirt
Want to help those in Haiti recovering from the Earthquake?
Buy this sweet shirt here and they'll donate to UNICEF,
Doctors without Borders & CSI Ministries.
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