Thursday, April 2, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 4/2

McDonald's may sue a Swedish strip club for infringing on their trademark logo. "McDragan's Drive In!" sign features an arched "M" with nipples protruding from the top of the arches. The club's owner, Dragan Bratic, says he cannot see the likeness. "The sign has nothing to do with McDonald's. It is two breasts with nipples. Anyone can see that. I don't sell hamburgers, I sell live striptease."

A Chinese man is recovering from swallowing a pair of scissors. The man, identified only as Mr Lin, was using the scissors as a toothpick when he laughed and accidentally downed them. Dr Chen Wei says he removed the scissors with forceps. "When he came in, his face was twisted, pale, and sweating. The patient was having difficulty swallowing, and blood was mixed with his saliva. X-rays showed the 9cm long and 4cm wide scissors had fully entered Lin's esophagus. The whole operation took around 30 minutes. Luckily Lin does not have much of a wound inside his throat."

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