Fairfax County, Virginia is suing Krispy Kreme Donuts for clogging its sewers. They say the yeast and grease from the company's Lorton plant damaged their water system. The county wants $1.9 million to repair the pipes while Krispy Kreme says the charges are unfounded. County workers once ran a closed-circuit camera inside a pipe to show the grease deposits, but the camera got stuck in the goop and was lost.
A 25-year-old Egyptian man is recovering from cutting off his penis to spite his family. He was upset with them because they refused to give him permission to marry a girl from a lower class family. The unidentified victim was rushed to the hospital where doctors were unable to reattach his severed member.
Two LaGrange, Georgia 16-year-olds were recently arrested for trying to shopift chicken from Wal-Mart. The thieves shoved the poulty down their pants before trying to leave the store. Both denied any wrongdoing when caught.
An Australian Catholic girls school has instituted a new dress code for prom. Female students from All Hallows High must wear biker shorts under their dresses to prevent young men from engaging in inappropriate behavior during the dance. School officials plan to check for the shorts before allowing female students to enter the prom.
Fairfax County, Virginia is suing Krispy Kreme Donuts for clogging its sewers. They say the yeast and grease from the company's Lorton plant damaged their water system. The county wants $1.9 million to repair the pipes while Krispy Kreme says the charges are unfounded. County workers once ran a closed-circuit camera inside a pipe to show the grease deposits, but the camera got stuck in the goop and was lost.
A 25-year-old Egyptian man is recovering from cutting off his penis to spite his family. He was upset with them because they refused to give him permission to marry a girl from a lower class family. The unidentified victim was rushed to the hospital where doctors were unable to reattach his severed member.
Two LaGrange, Georgia 16-year-olds were recently arrested for trying to shopift chicken from Wal-Mart. The thieves shoved the poulty down their pants before trying to leave the store. Both denied any wrongdoing when caught.
An Australian Catholic girls school has instituted a new dress code for prom. Female students from All Hallows High must wear biker shorts under their dresses to prevent young men from engaging in inappropriate behavior during the dance. School officials plan to check for the shorts before allowing female students to enter the prom.
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