A 37 year-old Glendale, Arizona man is recovering from shooting himself in the butt. The unidentified security guard was getting ready for work when his gun discharged as he was placing it in his holster. He was taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
An 84-year-old Polish woman recently woke up in a hospital morgue after being declared dead by her doctor. An embalmer opened her body bag after he saw it moving. The unidentified woman's huband called for help after she fell unconscious. A doctor from the emergency medical services team pronounced her dead and told medics to take her body to the morgue. The woman was placed in intensive care after she woke up.
The prinicpal of Ohio's Shaker Heights High School, Michael Griffith, has suspended yearbook distribution because a student cleverly concealed the F-word in the cover artwork. He says 'cosmetic surgery' is being performed on the books to block out the offending phrase. During the school's graduation ceremony, the 'artist' received a standing ovation.
A week old Cocker Spaniel is recovering from being flushed down the toilet. Four year-old Daniel Blair placed his pup in the toilet and flushed it because it was muddy and needed a bath. The pooch got stuck in a drainage pipe before a London plumber used a snake camera to free him.
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