Thursday, June 4, 2009

What the Hell Theatre - 6/4

A London man almost drove his $100,000 Range Rover through the front door of a dealership. He was upset that his SUV was a lemon and proved his point by parking it outside the lot. Large yellow vinyl letters along one side of the car read: ‘If you want trouble free motoring do not buy one of these!!!’ On the side and rear windows it lists: ‘Problems with . . . 6 front ball joints, 4 front arm bushes, new seat base, front and rear n/s [nearside] struts, full n/s suspension unit, anti-roll bar bushes, air con.’

A Spanish teacher from Houston's Manvel High School was recently arrested after he got drunk and began molesting students. Cesar Flores tried to kiss one girl on the head, but she moved away so he kissed her back instead. The 34 year-old was taken into custody after students reported the incident.

Bank robbers Randall Walker and Jason Dietrich were recently arrested after their getaway car ran out of gas. The two had just robbed the Riverside Bank in Daytona Beach when their Jeep Cherokee stalled. Walker jumped out and headed home while Dietrich went for gas. He was arrested when he returned to the SUV.

The Boise, Idaho police recently arrested Tiffany M. Wallace after she was involved in a road rage incident. The 18 year-old rammed a male driver after she cut him off. She also threw coins and small plastic containers of Ranch dressing at his car before cops stopped her.

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