Smith Maceus is suing Walgreens for $1 million because one of their pharmacies accidentally gave him wart remover instead of his prescribed eyedrops. When the Queens, New Yorker dropped the solution in his eye, he suffered an injury.
Maurice Cruz was recently arrested for making more than 18,000 crank calls to L.A.'s 911 system. It took six months to catch him because he used non-initialized cell phones, which makes tracing calls difficult. The Secret Service assisted in the arrest.
The Lincoln, Nebraska police recently stopped a truck that contained four naked passengers. When a deputy asked what they were doing, one of the occupants replied, "I think we're getting in trouble." The driver, Nickolus Borgman, was cited for his third aggravated DUI and for having too many people in the front seat of the pickup. 
Milly Cooper is still working as an escort at age 96. The London native earns $75,000 a year and has been working as a call-girl since 1945 when her husband died in WWII. She now works in the U.S. and has slept with 3,500 men between the ages of 29 and 92. Milly currently sees two clients a week.
Students on the Pasadena, California campus of Caltech are still celebrating after their men's basketball team beat Occidental College 46-45 to snap a 310-game, 26-year losing streak. Senior Ryan Elmquist broke a 45-45 tie with 3.3 seconds left when he hit the first of two foul shots. Occidental's Sam Stapleton launched a 75-footer that hit the side of the backboard. Caltech players drenched their coach in Gatorade. 
Crystal Leming recently gave birth in a Lawrence, Kansas hospital elevator. She and her husband were on the way to the delivery room when Alyssa Lynn Leming arrived. When the elevator door opened, Leming asked the assembled staff, "Can somebody please catch her head?"
A woman is arrested after walking through a Sarasota bar naked. According to a report from the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, 34-year-old Traci Batcher of Sarasota entered a bar and consumed several drinks.
A Latvian man was recently arrested for shooting another moviegoer, who was eating his popcorn too loudly during a screening of "Black Swan." As the film's credits were rolling, the 27-year-old man confronted his 42-year-old victim before shooting him. Cops arrested the shooter shortly thereafter.
A Cleveland grandfather recently picked up the wrong child from a daycare center and did not realize his mistake until he was almost home. The staff at Fatima Family Day Care has no idea how the mix-up happened. The man returned the child. 
Timothy Lee Walker recently injured his head when he fell off a moving SUV. The 48 year-old climbed on top of the Ford Explorer and was attempting to hold down two mattresses for his friend when he fell and smashed his head against the ground. The Burlington, North Carolina police say he lost his balance when his friend rounded a curve, causing the mattresses to slide off the roof. 
Caira Ferguson was recently arrested by the Brookhaven, Pennsylvania police while trying to file a police report. The 21 year-old showed them a photo of her daughter duct-taped to a chair, which she said was posted online by the suspect who stole her identity. She admitted taping the girl to a chair and was booked for child endangerment.
A Malmo, Sweden man was arrested after he drove drunk to a police station to pick up his friend, who had been charged with a DUI earlier in the day. The unidentified drunk said his decision to drive was a poor one. 
The Arlington Heights, Illinois police say a home burglar told them he killed three goldfish because he didn't want to leave any witnesses. The 16-year-old teen broke into a home and stole a video game system, CD player, 30 video games, 30 DVDs, an air gun, jewelry and a safe. When the residents returned home, they found hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices in their fish tank and their three goldfish floating on top of the water. The 16-year-old was charged with burglary and animal cruelty.
A pair of surgical scissors recently popped out of a French woman's stomach after a tummy tuck operation. The 30 year-old, was suffering from terrible stomach pain when she began coughing. She rushed to the hospital after she saw a piece of metal protruding from her belly button. After coughing, she looked down and there was a sharp piece of metal about the size of a thumbnail sticking through her skin at her navel. The couple is looking to sue.
The Quincy, Massachussetts police recently arrested Kenneth Rosen for threatening two diners at a Subway restaurant. The 54 year-old whipped out a hatchet and swung at the men after they asked him to lower his radio volume. He cut their sandwich in half, and said, “You want some of that?” Rosen then threatened Wal-Mart security with a knife before cops drew their guns and arrested him a short time later. 
The Pontiac, Illinois police arrested Jerrie Perkins after her motorized cart got stuck as she tried to shoplift from a Meijer grocery store. The 30 year-old, who is 5'2" and weighs 400 pounds, stuffed her cart with $600 worth of goods before trying to leave without paying. When the door alarm sounded, she couldn't produce a receipt and shoved a loss prevention officer. When Perkins challenged a deputy, he tased her and placed her under arrest.
A Thai couple set a new world record yesterday by kissing for 46 hours, 24 minutes and nine seconds. The previous record of 32 hours was set in 2009 by a couple in Germany. Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat took home a diamond ring worth $1,606 and $3,213 in cash. The couple could not sit or sleep and had to drink through a straw while kissing. 
Debbie Attard, of Suffolk, Virginia, recently received the shock of her life when she called a toilet bowl manfacturer and was connected to a sex line. She was remodeling her son's trailer when she called the line to get help on installing an AquaSource toilet. Debbie says she dialed the 800 number listed in the owner's manual and was greeted with non-stop, foul-mouthed smut.
19 year-old Ashley Agerenza was arrested on Friday for leaving her 7-month-old daughter in her car while she tanned at a St. Petersburg, Florida salon. A witness called 911 before cops found that the baby had almost pushed herself out of her car seat and spit up on herself. Agerenza was tasered after she hit an officer while being arrested. 
The French police arrested a 63 year-old woman and her 40 year-old boyfriend on Wednesday for indecent exposure. Cops cited the couple after they caught her leading him down a street by a leash that was attached to his exposed manhood. The couple admitted to being sex addicts and said they were in the middle of a game when they were arrested.
A 16-year-old Michigan boy recently called 911 on his mother after she handcuffed him to a chair in his room for a week. The victim managed to get his chair to a phone to call 911 while his mother was gone from the house. The boy told police his mother cuffed him because he was arrested three weeks ago for shoplifting. She confined him to the room and told him to read the Bible and to think about what he’d done.
A 20-year-old woman recently died from a bad silicone butt injection. She and her friends went to Philadelphia where they went to a hotel to receive the treatments. The victim was rushed to the hospital before she died. Police are looking for the two people involved in the cosmetic procedures. Investigators think industrial silicone may have been used rather than the medical silicone for breast enhancement operations.
A 29-year-old Saskatoon man is recovering from being hit by a train. He was walking along some tracks yesterday when he got hit and thrown in the air. The victim immediately got up and proceeded to walk again until cops stopped him. He had no idea he had been hit and was transported to the hospital. 
Britain has their own version of The Octomom. 39 year-old Tanya Walsh is expecting her 13th child next month and says she is "addicted to children" and loves "eating chocolate and having babies". Her neighbors can't stand her or her kids and claim they throw broken glass, beer cans and used toilet rolls into gardens, swear loudly and abuse other neighbors.
Thomas C. Daily was recently charged with a DUI and assault with a dangerous weapon after he rammed his car into another vehicle at a Cedar Rapids, Iowa Taco Bell drive-thru. Krystle Fowler-Adney was waiting for her food when her van was struck from behind. Daily got out and yelled at Fowler-Adney and the restaurant employee at the window. He then used his car to push hers out of the way. When police arrived, Daily was still waiting at the drive-up window. 
A German man recently died while trying to affix a romantic sign to a bridge in North Rhine-Westphalia. The unidentified 29 year-old fell to his death and was crushed by two cars while trying to hang his anniversary banner. It featured his name, his girlfriend's name and a message about their 10 years together. 
Jean Butler was recently buried alive while shoveling snow. The 52 year-old woman screamed for help after snow fell from her roof and buried her up to her neck for more than two hours. A Vermont State Police Trooper found her in the snow pile and helped to dig him out. 
The Sacramento police arrested a man after he crashed a stolen car into two other vehicles. He fled on foot before cops caught him and were able to identify him by his missing false teeth, which were knocked out when the vehicle's airbag deployed. The teeth were found on the floorboard. 
Israeli scientists are training mice to detect would-be bombers and drug mules at airports. The rodents, which work four-hour shifts, are more accurate than drug-sniffing dogs and x-ray machines. They are placed into a special detection machine and run to a side chamber where they trigger an alarm if they sense drugs. The device was tested last year on 1,000 shoppers in a Tel Aviv shopping mall. The mice successfully picked out 22 people carrying mock explosives.
The Jackson County, Wisconsin police recently arrested Maria E. Casarez for trying to castrate her man. The couple was lying in bed and about to become intimate when she whipped out a pocketknife and held it against her boyfriend's manhood because he had been visiting strip clubs. The unidentified man knocked the knife away and pushed Maria to the floor. When cops arrived, she told them she wanted to scare her man. 
Inmates at Chinese prisons are washing the feet of the families they have shamed. A prison spokesman says, "It is an ancient tradition that we have revived as Family Love Week. More than 150 prisoners washed more than 450 pairs of feet. It makes them think about their crime and the consequences. It is a very moving experience and every visitor can buy a souvenir photo."
John Andrews was recently arrested for biting off another man's ear. He and his friends were at a Lymouth, Michigan bar when they began throwing napkins, coasters and lemon peels at some other men. When one of the victims asked Andrews to calm down he leaned in and bit his ear off.
72 year-old Maurice David Didham was arrested for dealing marijuana. The senior had 200 four-week-old hemp plants growing in his bathroom when the New Zealand police busted him. Didham told police he was growing the weed because his pension was not enough for him to live on. The weed was worth $240,000.
Jessica Lourae Medina was recently charged with arson for burning her husband's clothes. The Niceville, Florida police rushed to the couple's apartment after they received a 911 hang-up call. Cops found the clothes smoldering in a bedroom closet. Medina told cops she had been drinking and lit the clothes because her husband had been texting another woman and making comments about some of her sexy online pictures.
The Warsaw, Poland police recently found Aleksander Andrzej lying on a frozen park bench in his underwear. The 32 year-old did not freeze to death because he had a blood alcohol level that was 30 times over the legal limit. Cops believe the alcohol in his blood acted like anti-freeze and allowed him to stay alive. They are shocked Aleks did not die from blood alcohol poisoning.
