What the Hell Theater - 2/23

Crystal Leming recently gave birth in a Lawrence, Kansas hospital elevator. She and her husband were on the way to the delivery room when Alyssa Lynn Leming arrived. When the elevator door opened, Leming asked the assembled staff, "Can somebody please catch her head?"

A 'mummy' recently robbed the Exxon Buy N’ Fly mini mart in Herminie, Pennsylvania. The suspect walked into the store armed with a hatchet and with a dark cloth wrapped around his face. He escaped with an undisclosed amount of cash. Eyewitnesses say the mummy is in his 30s and had several missing teeth

A woman is arrested after walking through a Sarasota bar naked.  According to a report from the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, 34-year-old Traci Batcher of Sarasota entered a bar and consumed several drinks.

She then went into the mens bathroom and removed all of her clothing and then attempted to walk back into the bar, when asked to put her clothes back on, she responded, "You don't understand, I have been married for 16 years,"
Batcher denied taking any illegal drugs and said she only consumed alcohol and cold medicine.

(story submitted by listener, Darlene)