The Arlington Heights, Illinois police say a home burglar told them he killed three goldfish because he didn't want to leave any witnesses. The 16-year-old teen broke into a home and stole a video game system, CD player, 30 video games, 30 DVDs, an air gun, jewelry and a safe. When the residents returned home, they found hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices in their fish tank and their three goldfish floating on top of the water. The 16-year-old was charged with burglary and animal cruelty.
A pair of surgical scissors recently popped out of a French woman's stomach after a tummy tuck operation. The 30 year-old, was suffering from terrible stomach pain when she began coughing. She rushed to the hospital after she saw a piece of metal protruding from her belly button. After coughing, she looked down and there was a sharp piece of metal about the size of a thumbnail sticking through her skin at her navel. The couple is looking to sue.
I would have thought she found something funny, since she busted her gut. YukYukYukYuk! Wokka Wokka!
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