Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/31

A 19 year-old Indonesian teenager recently chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend was planning to marry another man. Doctors were unable to re-attach the penis because villagers could not find it. The teen spent several days in intensive care. His family says, "He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Yvonne Pampellonne has been sentenced to six months in jail for using a fraudulent line of credit to obtain $12,000 worth of breast implants and liposuction. She was also placed on three years' probation.

Cheerleader FAIL

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/30

The Arlington, Texas police recently arrested Alfonso Brown for misusing the city's 911 system. The 16 year-old called a dispatcher from school because he was in the nurse's office and hungry.


The Kingsport, Tennessee police arrested Daniel Lee for streaking through an IGA grocery store on Friday night. The 22 year-old was wearing nothing more than a face mask when he ran down several aisles. Officers eventually found him in the bathroom of a nearby Hardee's restaurant. When officers asked Lee why he streaked, he said because he was bored.

Dad pitching Fail!

Monday, March 29, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/29

Kristian Augeri and Thomas Way were recently arrested for allowing their three year-old son to smoke weed. The Middletown, Connecticut police were executing a search warrant at their home when they came across a video that showed the toddler trying to light a glass pipe. At one point, the child appeared to inhale and then started to cough. Family members say the child is currently in the custody of an aunt and does not have a drug habit.

The St. Paul, Minnesota police recently charged Jacoby Laquan Smith for beating up a quadruple amputee because she blocked his view of his television. The victim says Smith threw her to the ground before kicking and punching her because she wheeled in front of his favorite show. When she tried to use her limbs to call 911 he swiped the phone from her. Smith was charged with fifth degree assault, a misdemeanor, and interfering with a 911 call.

Jet Landing Do-Over

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Breaking Benjamin - Give Me A Sign (Video)

Tiff and Rob


Guess someone was emptying out the digital camera.
Tiff and Rob just sent us these pics of them with Dan Taylor
and Me... from after the 979X Top Secret Show w/ Papa Roach.
That we had... in July.

Better late than never guys...

What the Hell Theatre - 3/26

$100,000 recently fell out of an armored car because the driver failed to notice that his door was open. Commuters stopped and jumped at the opportunity to pick up some free money. The Whitehall, Ohio police say $10,000 has been returned so far. They are using cell phone pictures and surveillance videos from area shops to identify the people who made off with the other $90,000.

Li Sanju has spent the last two years eating nothing, but grass and leaves. The 50 year-old Niuwei, China native says, "I thought I would try living on the natural things near my home. Since I changed my diet, I've never been to see the doctors. Even the tumor on my right foot has disappeared."

Ferrari Cleaning...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/25

Chicagoan Dan Coyne is donating one of his kidneys to his favorite grocery store cashier. When he noticed Myra de la Vega was losing weight he asked what was wrong and immediately offered his organ after she told him she had renal failure and was on dialysis. Coyne has been a regular at de la Vega's Jewel for years and always chooses her checkout line because she's so cheerful. Vega's new kidney will allow her to live for another 30 years.

Tonya Neff was arrested earlier this week for teaching while drunk. The Thermal, California middle school teacher took prescription drugs and drank alcohol before being removed from her seventh-grade students.




A University of Illinois-Chicago police officer was recently shopping at a Best Buy when his gun discharged sending a bullet into one of his butt cheeks. Bryan Mallin says the gun discharged when either his finger or clothing got "hooked" in the trigger. He is expected to make a full recovery.

How do you NOT see that!?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/24

Danielle Vincely suffers from a rare phobia that only allows her to have sex outside. The 24 year-old Londoner says, "Guys love it at first. They think it's kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches and car bonnets. But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it's raining, and dump me. Men like a quick romp inside on the bed but I just can't bring myself to do it. I just can't do it indoors without freaking out. I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out."

TV Anchor FAIL!

Monday, March 22, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/22

Eric Spevack recently passed out in the drive thru of a St Petersurg, Florida McDonald's. The 26 year-old drunk was attempting to order at the speakerbox when he lost consciousness. Officers took the keys out of his ignition before arresting him. He had a blood alcohol level of .16.


The St. Lucie, Florida police recently arrested an 80-year-old man for attacking his neighbors' door with a garden hoe because he thought they stole his cookies. Gene Edward Chambers claimed his neighbors snuck into his house during the night and stole seven boxes of "Little Debbie Oatmeal Cookies." A deputy, who searched Chambers' home, found five boxes of the snacks and a Walmart receipt from the previous day.

Epic Skateboard Fail!

Friday, March 19, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/19

The Kennewick, Washington police recently arrested a 17 year-old for breaking into the Bella Office Furniture store. Cops say he was easy to catch because he logged onto his MySpace account during the heist and then forgot to log out. The teen also spent time looking at porn and trying to sell stolen items


Samina Khan is suing her estranged husband for marrying her to get a green card. She and Farrukh Khan met at a singles event where he told her he was a wealthy computer engineer. Their whirliwind romance ended with them getting married and him getting a green card. Samina says as soon as Farrukh got his card he ignored her and began seeing another man. She filed for a divorce after she caught him kissing his boyfriend in a car outside their apartment.

Zamboni Fail!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/18

Haramb Ashok Kumthekar has 12 fingers and 14 toes. The 24-year-old India native was born with six fingers on each hand and seven toes on each foot. He is the unofficial record holder for the most recorded number of fingers and toes on a living person. Haramb says the hardest thing about having extra fingers and toes is finding shoes and gloves.

The McCracken County, Kentucky Sheriff's Department recently arrested Larry C. Long for placing his baby in an oven. The 33 year-old smoked weed at work before coming home and downing a bottle of whiskey with his baby's mother. He says the weed might have been laced with another drug that made him hallucinate. Long claims he was unaware of what he was doing and that the oven was never turned on.

Buy Me One?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/17

Workers at the Caesarland Fun Center, in Warren, Michigan, recently found a three-year-old boy who had been left behind following a birthday party. 36 hours passed before his father came back to the restaurant to retrieve him. The boy has been in the custody of Child Protective Services since. Warren Police Commissioner William Dwyer says, "The father is indicating... that he thought that the mother had picked up the three-year-old. The mother is telling us that she thought that the father had taken the three-year-old home."

London's JobCentre employment agency has apologized to Chris Jarvis for insulting him. The 31 year-old Star Wars fan, who is is a member of the International Church of Jediism, was recently escorted out of an employment office for refusing to remove his hood. JobCentre apologized after Jarvis complained that his religious rights were being infringed upon. He says, "I was just standing up for my beliefs. Muslims can walk around in whatever religious gear they like, so why can't I?"

Dunk Fail

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/16

The Iowa City police recently arrested Nitasha Johnson for fighting with her sister. She was charged with assault after she clubbed her with the lid of a toilet tank. Johnson's sister suffered an injured foot and finger.




Chattanooga, Tennessee police officer Clayton Holmes was recently running radar when his squad car began to shake. When he stepped outside he saw a bulldog chewing on his tires. Cops used pepper spray and a Taser to subdue the beast after he attacked two passing cars and a second police car. The dog devoured two tires and the entire front bumper of Holmes' patrol car. Officer Rebecca Royval says the dog got out of a fence at a nearby welding shop.

The Orlando police recently arrested Charles Gohde for leaving his 4-month-old girl in some bushes near Universal Studios. The 29 year-old left his daughter behind while he went to look for her mother. A Universal Studios employee found the crying child in her stroller. The child is now in the custody of the Department of Children and Families.

Leno Sucks, Jimmy Rules



I can't think of 1 funny thing Jay Leno has done, ever. This is a video that appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, in it there are 100 things funnier than anything Leno has ever done. Jimmy Kimmel rules the night, now that Conan is on "vacation".

Monday, March 15, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/15

A German man was recently arrested while trying to surprise his girlfriend with flowers and a bottle of wine. She called the police after she heard someone trying to climb onto her balcony. Cops quickly arrived and nabbed her boyfriend, who was trying to impress her. He was arrested on an outstanding warrant and not able to finish his romantic night.


Jason Botos recently showed up drunk to his DUI hearing in Papillion, Nebraska. The 30 year-old was so intoxicated that he was unable to get out of his car. When he missed his hearing, deputies went to the parking lot and arrested him. He had a blood alcohol level of 0.43. Officers sent Botos to a hospital to get checked out before taking him to jail.

The Seattle police arrested a vampire on Friday morning. The unidentified nut threatened to blow up a bomb that was taped to his arm. Cops got him to remove the bomb before taking him to jail. Authorities received a 911 call after he walked into a downtown Seattle shelter where he said he was a vampire and wanted to eat people for breakfast.

News Room Brawl!


2 Dudes start BRAWLING in the background of an Italian newscast!

Friday, March 12, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/12

Johnny Dossey was so upset with his high water bill he torched his Ft Lauderdale mobile home. His neighbors say he doused the home in gas before igniting it. The home exploded and quickly burned to the ground. No other homes suffered damage.


Mississippi's Itawamba County Agricultural High School has canceled their prom because two lesbians wanted to attend together. Constance McMillen says the dance was canceled because she asked if she could bring her girlfriend. School policy requires that senior prom dates be of the opposite sex. The ACLU says the school's same-sex prom date policy is a violation of McMillen's constitutional rights. School officials told McMillen she and her girlfriend wouldn't be allowed to arrive together, that she would not be allowed to wear a tuxedo, and that she and her girlfriend might be asked to leave if their presence made any other students "uncomfortable."

Backflip FAIL!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Golden Girl Gone Wild! UPDATE



We reported this story YESTERDAY and found another picture of Golden Girl Betty White. So I had to share. Annnnnd you're welcome.

Pictured above is BETTY WHITE, ya, of the Golden Girls...
This shot was originally on a pack of "dirty" playing cards in the 1700's or something.
I'll be honest, she was a babe back in the day, nude or not, Betty White is a hottie!
Never thought you would see "NUDE", "Betty White" and "Babe" in the same post did you?

What the Hell Theatre - 3/11

The Ft. Myers, Florida police recently arrested Irving Edwin Howard for removing his clothes in a bar. The manager of the Indigo Room asked him to leave after he walked in barefoot. Howard refused, stripped naked, and then ran into the women's bathroom. He then charged several officers, who tased him before hauling him off to jail. Howard was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest without violence and trespassing.

A 37-year-old Blair, Nebraska woman was recently arrested for placing her 14 year-old son behind the wheel because she was too drunk to drive. The unidentified woman was arrested after deputies stopped her vehicle because of erratic driving. The drunk was charged with three counts of child neglect and one count of allowing a minor to drive.

Londoner Belinda Waite gave birth just 3 hours after discovering she was pregnant. The 21 year-old had been in and out of the hospital for 9 months with problems her doctors attributed to irritable bowel syndrome and gout. Belinda says, "I was really shocked. They told me to get some rest and make an appointment with the doctors the following Monday. Three hours later, Louise was born. I don't think Wayne could believe it was happening."

New A-Team Trailer

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Golden Girl Gone Wild!


Pictured above is BETTY WHITE, ya, of the Golden Girls...
This shot was originally on a pack of "dirty" playing cards in the 1700's or something.
I'll be honest, she was a babe back in the day, nude or not, Betty White is a hottie!
Never thought you would see "NUDE", "Betty White" and "Babe" in the same post did you?

What the Hell Theatre - 3/10

101-year-old Zhang Ruifang has a black horn growing out of her forehead. Her son, Zhang Guozheng, says it's 2.5 inches long. "When a patch of rough skin formed on her forehead last year we didn’t pay too much attention to it. As time went on a horn grew out of her head. Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead. It’s quite possible that it’s another horn."


A Japanese man recently married his favorite pillow. Lee Jin-gyu dressed the hugging pillow in a gown before a priest helped them exchange vows. Lee's best friend says, "He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere. They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal."

New York's Klee Brasserie is serving cheese made from breast milk. Chef Daniel Angerer gets the milk from his wife and says its flavor depends on "what the mother eats." His wife, Lori, says "Some people who clearly have issues have . . . e-mailed me saying, 'I wasn't breast-fed as a child, so can I taste your breast milk?' I'm not here to walk people through their psychological problems." Kelly Ripa sampled the cheese during her show yesterday.

Bike FAIL!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/9

A four-month-old baby girl is recovering from having a five inch tail removed from her backside. Hong Kong's parents took her to a surgeon because the tail had doubled in size since she was born. X-rays showed that the tail was connected to a fatty tumor within the spinal column.


The Gastonia, North Carolina police recently cited Michael Francis McLaughlin for thinking about a cheeseburger. The 48 year-old homeless man was holding a sign that read: “I’m thinking of a cheeseburger,” when cops charged him with violating the city's begging ordinance.


A Lancaster, California man is recovering from being stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer. The victim was watching a movie when he asked a woman to stop talking on her cell phone. Her boyfriend became angry and assaulted him before fleeing. Cops are now looking for him.

Zach Galifianakis on SNL


Zach Galifianakis actually makes SNL worth watching...

Monday, March 8, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/8

A New Hampshire high school English teacher was recently charged with indecent exposure for sending a nude picture of herself to a 15-year-old male student. Melinda Dennehy turned herself in on Friday before being placed on paid administrative leave. She also sent the student text messages offering oral sex.




The North Bay, Canada police recently arrested Moira Williams for misusing their 911 system. She was drunk when she asked a dispatcher if the police could purchase cigarettes for her. After being warned several times not to call back unless it was an emergency, Williams continued to call and was arrested

Train VS Flood

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Ted's Birthday


Imagine going out for a beer with your friend, and then being "mistaken" for some guy named Ted who's being thrown a birthday party at the same bar:

Friday, March 5, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/5

A Raytown, Missouri woman is being harrassed by her ex. He recently called her and told her to check out Craigslist. When she did, she found her name, address and phone number on the site along with a letter inviting people to drop by her home for sex. The posting described her as fit as well as disease and drug-free. "One man showed up for sex while a police car was parked in the driveway." The post was removed from Craigslist.

The German police are looking for a couple, who recently made love in the middle of a busy intersection. Stoplight cameras caught the action on tape as drivers swerved to avoid hitting the freaks. One cabbie says, "I nearly crashed my cab, it's not something you see every day in the middle of the road."

Glass Door FAIL!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/4

A Rahway, New Jersey family was recently ordered to cover their nude snowwoman with a bikini. Maria Conneran sculpted the beauty last week. Her family added a green bikini top and a blue sarong bottom after a neighbor complained about the nudity


Two Russian men recently died after they jumped into a boiling sauna. The victims dove into the health club tub without knowing that it had been accidentally heated to a boiling point. Both were instantly killed and found later by other club members.


A 15 year-old Joliet, Illinois teen recently called 911 on his father because he wouldn't take him to Dairy Queen. The high school sophomore told a dispatcher that his father punched and kicked him in the head. When cops arrived, they discovered the teen was lying and that he attacked his father with snowballs because he wouldn't take him for ice cream.

Presidental Impersonator Reunion Awesomeness

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

What the Hell Theatre - 3/3

Teresa and Bill Weatherby, of Lewiston, Idaho, are lucky to be alive after a Dodge pickup crashed through their kitchen. A drunk driver and his passenger were in the middle of a sex act when they lost control and crashed. The driver was arrested on a misdemeanor drunken driving charge.

A Pittsburg, California fifth grader recently brought marijuana-laced Fruity Pebbles treats to school. The treats, which were similar to Rice Krispy treats, belonged to the boy's older sister. She bought them at a medical marijuana dispensary and says her brother knew they contained weed.


It recently rained fish in Lajamanu, Australia. The town of 650 was left speechless when the live spangled perch began dropping out of the sky. Meterologists say the incident was probably caused by a tornado. In that area of the world, it is common for tornados to suck up water and fish from rivers and drop them hundreds of miles away.