What the Hell Theater - 11/30

Police in Palm City, Florida, said a man arrested for brawling with his son informed officers on the habits of rednecks. Police said that on November 20th Mark Thomas Wach got drunk in his yard and begin shooting his lawnmower. One of the bullets hit his 18-year-old son's porch. Wach then begin shouting and complained that his son's mother wasn't paying child support. When the son managed to wrestle the gun away, Wach returned with a 12 gauge shotgun and started pointing it at his son. The son once again managed to wrestle the weapon away and called police. Police had to use a tazer on Wach three times to calm him down. Wach didn't understand what the hubbub was all about, explaining to officers that "fighting is what redneck people do." He was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault with a firearm and domestic battery.


San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak had an embarrassing moment during a game against the Denver Broncos when footage of him urinating was aired on TV. CBS cut to footage of Novak on the sidelines during the fourth quarter of Sunday's game, which was tied 13-13 at the time, to accompany a conversation about the kicker between booth announcers Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts. However, instead of seeing the kicker preparing for the possibility of a field goal attempt, viewers were treated to the spectacle of Novak relieving himself next to the team's bench while someone held a towel to give the kicker a small amount of privacy. Novak later missed a 53-yard field goal and the Broncos took the game by 3 points.

What the Hell Theater - 11/16

An Ohio barber whose customers are cutting back on haircuts is trying to boost business by letting people trim prices to what they can afford. Gregory Burnett has put a sign in the front yard of his Canton shop that reads "Times are hard" and "Pay what you can pay for a cut." Burnett has accepted as little as $5 for haircuts that are normally priced at $12. Burnett says his name-your-price deal helps both him and the community.

What the Hell Theater - 11/10

Authorities in Florida say a woman threatened to blow up planes when police refused to help her with her husband's work schedule. Lee County Port Authority Police said Soraya Evette Billinge, 36, called from her cellphone and told the dispatcher she was upset about her husband working nights because she doesn't like being home alone. Billinge, who said her husband works for Delta Airlines at the airport, became upset when the dispatcher told her police could not help with her problem. "OK I blow up, I blow up 10 planes," she allegedly said before hanging up the phone. Billinge was arrested and is facing felony charges. The airport is remaining mum, only saying that her husband does not work for the TSA nor the port authority.


A Colorado woman discovered her stolen bike for sale online, met the seller for a test ride and two-wheeled it home. Boulder police said an 18-year-old man was arrested on investigation of theft. The woman had reported her black Trek 1.2 bicycle stolen Saturday but discovered it for sale on Craigslist not long afterward. She met with the seller, asked for a test ride, rode it to her vehicle where she stashed it away and drove off, police said. The owner then called authorities, who arrested the seller.

What the Hell Theater - 11/9/11

A South Dakota concrete company is suing a woman who allegedly rode her bike on 195 feet of a wet concrete sidewalk. Big-O-Concrete, which poured the sidewalk September 2nd along Pebble Beach Road in Mitchell, said Diana Reiner ignored orange traffic cones and warnings from bystanders when she left a trail on the walk, forcing the company to tear up and replace the concrete. The company is accusing Reiner of negligent property damage and intentional property damage. The lawsuit is seeking $5,736.25 to cover the cost of replacing the sidewalk as well as unspecified punitive damages and court costs.

A 50-year old Croatian man has been arrested after seeking medical help to remove a live 11-cm anti-aircraft shell from his butt after getting it stuck up there during a sex game.

Some pervert in England was recently arrested after being caught in the women's room of a mall dressed as a female 'mannequin' and taking pictures of women's feet under the stall wall and recording the sounds of them farting and flushing because that's what turns him on.

What the Hell Theater - 11/8/11

A man and woman charged with stealing a police car left running outside a Florida convenience store apparently wanted it for a quickie sexual encounter. Alexander Pratt, and Clara Pearson, were charged with grand theft auto. They allegedly grabbed a Honda Civic that was being used by plainclothes detectives from the auto theft division. They were pulled over and arrested not far away. Pratt told officers he was not sorry for his actions because he was eager to "have intimate relations with Pearson."

An overzealous cleaner accidentally destroyed a piece of art worth more than $1 million when she removed what she thought was a "stain" from the installation. Martin Kippenberger's "When it Starts Dripping from the Ceiling" remains in place at the Ostwall museum in Dortmund, Germany, despite the damage sustained earlier this month when a cleaner scrubbed away the painted puddle beneath a rubber trough placed under a stacked tower of wooden slats. The work by Kippenberger, a German-born artist who died in 1997, was on loan to the museum from a private collector who agreed that it should remain on display despite the incident. In the meantime, insurance adjusters are assessing the damage. It has not yet been decided whether the patina would be restored, or if the artwork would be left in its newly "cleaned" condition.

What the Hell Theater - 11/4

Police in Ohio were able to track down a man who took a $499 Apple iPad from a Walmart because he left his debit card at the store. Investigators said the clerk at Walmart stepped away to seek help from a supervisor after several unsuccessful attempts to scan the Streetsboro man's debit card to pay for the iPad on October 30th. The suspect ran off with the device, leaving the card behind. Police used the card to track down the man, who was recorded taking the iPad by the store's security camera. He was arrested and charged with theft.


30-year old Rickie La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the Star Wars toy collection he'd been collecting since childhood. He's been sentenced to life.   He told a court that his wife Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, had damaged his precious Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia.  He later suffocated her during a fight and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby.  La-Touche later told police his wife had smashed up his Star Wars collection as part of a campaign to "make his life hell". He also claimed he "flipped" when she threatened to leave him to go back to Thailand.

What the Hell Theater - 11/3

A female-to-male transsexual who became known as the "Pregnant Man" said his third child was his last. Thomas Beatie, who was born a woman and did not have his female reproductive organs surgically removed when he legally became a man in 2002, He has told doctors" he will not be having any more children. Beatie, who gave birth to children Susan, Austin and Jensen after his wife Nancy was found to be infertile, said he had to go off his male hormones during each pregnancy and a hysterectomy will help stabilize him as a male.

Current employees of a Swedish lingerie chain said their union is planning to sue over name tags listing their bust circumference and cup size. The workers at the stores said they are required to list the information on their name tags and wear them at all times while working. "We have dirty old men coming into the shop looking at my cup size. Why should everyone get to know that? CEO Susann Haglund said listing the employees' sizes was an idea from workers and was optional.

What the Hell Theater - 11/2

A police officer is suing a delicatessen and its cook, who admitted stuffing body hair into the officer's bagel sandwich in revenge for a traffic arrest. The lawsuit filed by officer Jeremy Merck of the Evesham, New Jersey, Police Department seeks unspecified damages from Good Foods to Go in Marlton, New Jersey, and its cook, Ryan Burke, for an incident that occurred in February 2010. Merck ordered an egg, cheese and turkey bagel and after eating part of it, he found it "was adulterated with pubic, chest or other human hair." Burke, who served Merck the sandwich, was charged with aggravated assault, retaliation against a public servant and food tampering. He ultimately served 15 days in jail.

A woman who won $25,000 worth of plastic surgery from an Atlantic City casino has decided she won't go under the knife. The Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort gave the winner of its Nip and Tuck Sweepstakes the option to take the prize in cash. And that's exactly what Saturday night's winner did. A casino spokesman says the woman opted not to make her name public. The contest gave the winner the opportunity to mix and match various types of surgery, including breast enhancements, tummy tucks, liposuction and face lifts until the total hits $25,000.

What the Hell Theater - 11/1

Two managers at a Lake City, Florida, Domino's Pizza restaurant were charged with arson after allegedly torching a Papa John's Pizza location, police said. Lake City police arrested Domino's manager Sean Everett Davidson for the fire. The second manager, Bryan Sullivan was arrested Friday after being questioned by police. Police say the two men confessed to the crime and their motive was that their Domino's location would receive more business if the Papa John's Pizza restaurant was put out of business.

A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a sandwich and then hopping on a stolen forklift to make his getaway. Police say Sean Faulkner walked into a Pub yesterday, ordered a Reuben sandwich, and then ran out without paying. He jumped on the forklift from a construction site. Faulker was still in the forklift in the parking lot when officers arrived. His escape was reportedly thwarted because he could not put the forklift in reverse.