Thanks to the guy from Schuylkill Valley Sports in the Wyoming
Valley Mall. We gave away a TON of gift cards on site last
weekend, and .... they let me rock this sweet helmet the whole time I was there.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Schuylkill Valley Sports and a helmet
Thanks to the guy from Schuylkill Valley Sports in the Wyoming
Valley Mall. We gave away a TON of gift cards on site last
weekend, and .... they let me rock this sweet helmet the whole time I was there.
What the Hell Theater - 8/31
An elderly Florida couple recently drove off a pier and into the water. 89 year-old Joseph Schlesselman and his 86 year-old wife, Ruth, had come to the Dunedin Marina to watch the boats. He was about to park in a handicapped space, but hit the gas instead of the brake. The Schlesselman's Mercury Marquis accelerated over a seawall and into the harbor. Several fishermen jumped in and saved the couple by smashing their windows. Joseph scraped his head and left behind a prosthetic leg.
A 15-year-old New Zealand girl is recovering from swallowing a toothbrush. The ER doctor who treated her says, "She was running up some steps with the toothbrush in her mouth when she suddenly tripped and fell, pushing most of the 19- centimeter brush into her esophagus. She immediately started choking and her younger brother came to help. Part of the toothbrush was still in the mouth but with apparently a very strong gag reflex she swallowed this down before it could be pulled out.'' Surgeons used a medical snare to pull the brush out of the girl's stomach and throat.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Some shots from UPROAR with 979X!
Some random radio DJ with Synyster Gates from A7X (very nice guy by the way)
Hey, there you are!
The 979X Faithful in front of our Harry's U-Pull it Broadcast Rig!
And the place went NUTS once Synyster Gates showed up...
I named this dude, Stone Sour Nipples... (look close, you'll see why.)
What the Hell Theater - 8/30
Hernando County, Florida Sheriff's deputies recently arrested Mark Alan Belkola for stealing six steaks, Vaseline and pomegranate juice. The 51 year-old stuffed the items in his shorts before trying to leave a Publix grocery store. He told cops, "I'm starving. I'm starving. That is why I took the steaks."
James Anthony Rohn and a Walmart greeter recently scrapped over a receipt. The 37 year-old hid a TV under several clothing items when the greeter asked him for his receipt. The two then struggled for control of the cart before Rohn ran for his car and took off. Deputies stopped him later in the day and found the stolen merchandise.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
What the Hell Theater - 8/26
Vincent Hunter recently saw his home being burglarized through an iPhone app. He and his wife were in Connecticut when iCam, a $4.99 application he purchased two months ago, sent him a text message alerting him of movement inside his North Dallas home. Hunter watched a live feed of two men peeking in his patio door. Seconds later, they broke the glass with a brick. Hunter called 911 as minutes later, the webcams showed the Dallas police entering his home with guns drawn.
Joshua Lee Campbell was recently arrested after he got drunk and then opened fire on his mortgage company's computer server. The 23 year-old called the Salt Lake City police and told them the damage was done by someone who stole his gun. Campbell's friends told cops he had been bragging about wanting to shoot the computer. He was charged with felony criminal mischief and carrying a dangerous weapon while under the influence.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
What the Hell Theater - 8/25
A Hopewell Junction, New York husband, wife and daughter were all arrested at the same DUI checkpoint last weekend. Police called the daughter's mother after she and her friends got busted with weed in their car. The mother was arrested after she drove drunk to the DUI checkpoint to get her daughter. Two hours later, the woman's husband, drove through the checkpoint and was arrested for driving drunk.
A German man recently had a bullet removed from his head, five years after being shot. The 35-year-old man was hit by a .22-caliber bullet while out drinking and partying on New Year's Eve. The bullet did not penetrate his skull so he never went to the doctor until recently when he felt a lump on the back of his head. An X-ray showed the bullet which cops think was fired by a reveler in celebration.
Chat Roulette... gone AWESOME!
Got to hand it to the marketing dept for the movie The Last Exorcism... wow!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/24
Surgeons in China are planning to remove a tumor from the nose of 'The Hippo Man'. Fei Jianjun spends most of his time inside his home because his appearance frightens his neighbors. Superstitious villagers believe they will fall ill if they look at him. A year ago, a small bump developed on Fei's nose. Now, that bump has grown into a giant tumor that covers so much of his face that his eyes have been pushed onto the side of his head.
Al Stults Jr. has been banned from Safeway grocery stores for a year for telling a deli clerk that he likes large breasts. He says he was talking about chicken breasts and not her. The 61 year-old pointed at the breasts and said, "I like the large ones." The store manager called the police the next time he returned. The Colorado police department issued Al a trespassing notice and banned him for a year.
Monday, August 23, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/23
A 6 year-old Ocala, Florida boy called 911 after his drunk parents passed out. He told a dispatcher that his father was asleep on the floor near his bed and his mother was sleeping on the kitchen floor. The little boy poured milk on his mother in an attempt to wake her up. Michael Dean Patrick and his wife, Nicole, were charged with child neglect.
Ray Reeder and his girlfriend recently lent her childhood friend $2,000 to buy a Saturn. When the friend failed to pay them back, he and his friends repossessed the car and sawed it in half. Ray says, "We never heard nothing. After we saw them, we tried to be nice and said, 'You still owe us $2,000; just pay us a $10-a-month thing.' She started with bad language. My nephew had a ball cutting it in half. We went through $40 in saw blades, but it's better than going to jail."
Robert Livingstone was recently arrested for attempting to steal more than $300,000 worth of jewelry from a display cabinet at Perth's Burswood Casino. The 29 year-old hid the gems in his butt before the Australia police apprehended him and found the jewels during a full body cavity search.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Want a TShirt?
Get the ROOF A THON Tshirt now... or else.
Or else, you'll miss it. They're limited edition.
I WANT MY NUGGETS!
This woman FLIPS because she can't get McNuggets during breakfast. I get mad too, just not THIS mad.
Monday, August 16, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/16
The Vancouver police arrested a 75 year-old man last week for robbing a bank. The unidentified thief used his walker to scoot into the Prince George Bank of Nova Scotia before demanding money. A teller surrendered a small amount of cash before the man left. Cops apprehended him 45 minutes later in the same suburban strip mall where the bank is located.
Johnny Montgomery was jailed on Friday for laughing out loud in court. When he refused to tell Cumberland County, North Carolina Judge Toni King why he was giggling she sent him to jail on a misdemeanor charge. As deputies were preparing to take Montgomery to jail, they searched him and found more than 3 grams of crack cocaine.
A 40 year-old Hamilton, Ontario, Canada man was arrested yesterday for riding his motorcycle without any pants or underwear.The unidentified biker tried to flee, but crashed and was arrested after a brief struggle.
Friday, August 13, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/13
Ronald “Boobie” McIntyre is recovering from breaking both his legs. The Chicagoan, who has 80 convictions and 14 arrests, jumped out of a third floor window to elude an arrest for unpaid child support. The court says he owes $5,979.66. Boobie has been convicted of assault 21 times, obstructing justice 39 times and has 20 convictions for invasion of privacy.
The Tyler, Texas police recently arrested a drug dealer after she accidentally text messaged a Smith County Sheriff. Debra Langham was trying to sell her marijuana and had no idea she texted the wrong number and set up a meet with an undercover narcotics officer. Deputies found a half a pound of marijuana valued at $400.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/12
The Lincoln, Nebraska police recently arrested Jason Blaquiere for walking around nude. Churchgoers called 911 after they spotted the 35 year-old near their parish. When cops arrived, Jason said he stripped because he was having a 'spiritual experience'.
A Colombian man is behind bars after trying to smuggle 2 kilos of cocaine into Canada in his underwear. The unidentified suspect had just arrived in Toronto on a flight from Bogota when officers noticed he was acting suspicious. They searched him and found coke pellets in a plastic bag inside his underwear. The drugs had a street value of $215,000.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/11
Danielle Elaine Ellis was recently arrested for squeezing a trooper's crotch during a traffic stop. A North Carolina Highway Patrolman stopped the 18 year-old for driving 97 mph in a 65 mph zone on Interstate 85. As the trooper was writing her a ticket, she kicked him and grabbed his private parts. Ellis was charged with speeding, assault and resisting arrest.
The Buffalo, New York police recently cited Gary Korkuc after they found his cat marinating in his trunk. He was stopped for running a red light when an officer heard the cat meowing from the trunk. He opened the trunk door and found 'Navarro' covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers. Gary said he abused the cat because he is ill-tempered. He was charged with cruelty and released
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
SIGNJACKING in Mountain Top
Thanks to MATT for spotting this one today!
See something in NEPA that is Blog Worthy?
Email it to McKay@979x.com
What the Hell Theatre - 8/10
The Kanawha County, West Virginia Sheriff's Department recently arrested Eddie M. Campbell for making love to a mannequin in a public park. An officer found the 61 year-old with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles. He was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap.
The Pennsylvania State Police recently arrested Jessica Hollis for smearing a dirty diaper on the window of another woman's vehicle. The two were leaving the Fayette County Fair when they began arguing. Hollis exited her car and defaced the woman's rear window before being taken into custody.
Monday, August 9, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/9
A Mexico City newborn, declared dead by doctors, stunned her family when she started crying inside her coffin. Her parents heard strange noises coming from the box during her wake. When they opened the coffin they found their baby girl crying and very much alive. The doctors, who declared the girl dead are now being investigated for negligence.
The Bethlehem, Pennsylvania police arrested a woman on Friday after she robbed a bank in a clown costume. She told bank employees she had a bomb, and fled with an unknown amount of cash. Cops chased the unidentified woman into a nearby park where they cuffed her as she was changing out of her costume and trying to get into her car.
Friday, August 6, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/6
A 33 year-old Destin, Florida woman was recently arrested for pouring drinks on her husband after finding him at the Green Frog Strip Club. She told cops she attacked him because he lied to her and said he was going to be playing pool with some friends.
William Parentau recently tried to evade the Warwick, Rhode Island police by covering his license plate with a pair of underwear. He stole some items from Wal-Mmart before cops used surveillance video to identify him. The tapes showed him getting out of his car, covering his license plate with a pair of underwear and leaving the store parking lot. Cops got his plate number when he hit a curb and the undies fell off.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/5
A nude sunbather was recently removed from a beach in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. Police were called to Saxe Point Park after a man was seen taking pictures of himself and two blow-up dolls. When cops arrived, they found the man "in the classic George Costanza nude-modeling pose." The blow-dolls were actually two well-behaved dogs. The nude man was not charged and claimed he was taking naked pictures of himself for a modeling portfolio.
A Doylestown, Pennsylvania stripper was recently charged with workers compensation fraud. 43 year-old Christina Gamble claimed she hurt her back while waitressing and accepted $360 per week in benefits. Private investigators working for the restaurant's insurance company then secretly taped her dancing at C.R. Fanny's Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar. Gamble was arrested shortly thereafter.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/4
Georgia Bulis-Gray recently fended off a home intruder by kicking him in the groin. The 12 year-old Londoner says the intruder entered through a kitchen door. "He smiled at me and I thought, 'I do not want him thinking I am just a helpless little girl.' I kicked him very hard. He groaned and then ran out of the side gate. I ran to the front door to make sure he did not run into anyone else's house.
Crystal Whitaker recently left her 10-month-old behind after shoplifting from a JC Penney's store in South Florida. The 23 year-old and her friend stole merchandise from the junior's department before fleeing. An employee followed them out the door and found the 10-month-old standing on the sidewalk next to the stolen merchandise and Whitaker's purse. The Florida Department of Children and Family Services picked up the abandoned child, while Whitaker was released on her own recognizance.
The Waterloo, Iowa police recently arrested Carl Herold for disturbing the peace. The 62 year-old became annoyed with his neighbor's 'hippy music' so he bought an air horn from an old dump truck, pointed it at his neighbor's house, and started blowing it. Neighbors called the police within minutes. The arresting officer could hear the horn blasts from five blocks away. He arrested Herold when he refused to stop blowing his horn.
The Boise, Idaho police recently arrested Chris P. Collins for attacking a soda pop machine with a hatchet. Motel guests called 911 after they saw the 47 year-old walking down a hall with the axe. When cops arrived, Collins told them he attacked the Pepsi machine because he thought someone was trapped inside. Officers cuffed him after finding meth in his room.
Worlds Greatest Frisbee Catch
I love ultimate Frisbee, feel free to make fun of me, this guy lays out for what is the GREATEST FRISBEE CATCH EVER!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/3
The Norwood, Ohio police recently arrested Bernadette Music after she got drunk and then asked out two 911 dispatchers. She called the operators four or five times on July 26th before being charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.
An Ryanair airline passenger, who was flying from Poland to London, recently ate a winning scratch-n-win lottery ticket worth $15,000. The unidentified man was playing the airline's scratch card contest when he won. After he was told he would have to collect the jackpot directly from Ryannair's corporate office, and not the flight attendant, he went ballistic and started eating his winning ticket. Airline spokesperson Stephen McNamara says, "Passengers have always been delighted to claim their large cash prizes after returning home. Unfortunately our latest winner felt that we should have his prize kicking around on the aircraft."
Monday, August 2, 2010
What the Hell Theatre - 8/2
An Atlanta robber recently called a Wendy's not once, but twice to complain about the amount of money he stole. The unidentified masked thief walked up to the drive-through window, whipped out a gun and took off with the cash drawer. He then called and said that "next time there better be more than $586."
Tantra Fitness is offering pole dancing classes to underage girls. The Canadian company, which operates in Vancouver and Langley, regularly trains 9 year-olds and says they have given private lessons to girls as young as five. Tammy Morris, owner of Tantra Fitness, says, "I just had a baby six months ago and I'm hoping she'll start to learn pole-dancing as soon as she can. Kids love the pole. If anything, it's hard to get them off it because they're such naturals. Children have no erotic association with the pole whatsoever. "Unless you teach someone how to grind and make reference to taking off your clothing, there's nothing wrong with it."
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