What the Hell Theatre - 6/30

The Cincinnati police recently arrested Lespaul Stuckey for disorderly conduct and for humping a police car. When cops asked the 27 year-old to settle down he ignored them and began vigorously humping the front of their car while cursing.


A Fruita, Colorado woman is blaming her weekend car crash on a vampire. She told cops she was traveling down a dirt road when a vampire appeared in front of her car. She slammed on her brakes, reversed and crashed into a canal. State Troopers say the woman's husband took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, let her get away. Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

What the Hell Theatre - 6/29

The Massillon, Ohio police recently arrested a man named Donald Duck. The 51 year-old was at a pizza restaurant drive-thru when he repeatedly backed-up and struck the car in front of him while waiting for his order. Duck smelled like alcohol and when he opened his car door a bag of pot fell out of the front seat. He was charged with a DUI and drug possession. Cops say he has four prior DUI convictions.

Timothy L. Hahn was recently arrested after he stole his girlfriend's mother’s credit card in order to call 1-900 sex lines. The Fort Walton Beach, Florida police say he made 14 calls totaling $717.40. The unidentified mother positively identified Hahn as the one using her card after she listened to a recording from one of the adult telephone calls.

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/28

On Thursday, a 30-year-old Lakemoor, Illinois woman fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor's house, where she fell asleep. The neighbor called 911 before the woman was taken by ambulance to a hospital. She is expected to be ok.




A 27 year-old Winter Park, Florida man recently claimed he had been robbed so he wouldn't have to tell his wife he spent $300 at a strip club. After getting soaked in beer at the Peek-A-Boo Lounge, the unidentified 'victim' returned to his hotel room where he drank more beer and then called the police. He told them that he and his wife share a bank account and that's why he needed the robbery report. The alleged robber has not been found.

Dog VS Car

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Violin + Mario Bros = AWESOME!

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/24

Christopher Bishop's dog recently ran him over in his own truck. The 43 year-old Ridge Manor, Florida native was checking under his Ford F-150 for oil leaks when his bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked the vehicle into gear. The truck rolled over the left side of Bishop's body. He was taken to a nearby hospital with injuries that were not considered life-threatening.

Jessica Bradshaw was recently arrested for sending animal parts to her ex-girlfriend's new love interest. The 39 year-old mailed a cow tongue and a possum head to the woman before cops busted her. She now faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.




Paul Nigel Sneddon was recently arrested for driving drunk. The 47 year-old New Zealander overturned his car before drinking another can of beer while waiting for emergency crews to rescue him. He flipped his car after going too fast on a turn. Sneddon went on a drinking binge after losing his job at a bakery.

Boxing Fail

What the Hell Theatre - 6/23

Doctors recently replaced Shannon Elliott's missing thumb with her big toe. Last November, she lost her digit after she was hit by an exploding M-80 firecracker that was thrown from a moving car. Shannon's surgeon says, “When we took the clamps off everything and let the blood flow – and the toe went from pale to bright pink — there was applause in the room. It was such a great feeling.” Shannon says the only drawback to the surgery is that she can no longer wear flip flops.

Michelle Perrino has been sentenced to nine months in jail for setting her office on fire so she could go home early. The 40 year-old Tampa native got busted when she mentioned the fire started in a filing cabinet; a fact no other employee knew. Her friend tripped the main breaker so it would lose power and adjusted the phones so no calls could come in.

Shamwow Guy + Eminem

Hey, it's SUMMER!

What the Hell Theatre - 6/22

Columbia, Missouri animal control officers recently removed 32 cats from a Motel 6 hotel room. Four of Susan Kohler's cats were dead and were being stored in a freezer. Animal Control supervisor Molly Aust says, “The litter boxes were so full, in fact, that they weren’t even using them anymore. The bathtub was overflowing with empty cat food cans and trash.” Kohler refused to say why she was keeping so many cats at the motel.

A 17 year-old Waterville, Washington teen was recently arrested for attacking her 21 year-old brother. The two began arguing over who placed butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe before she tried to slice his throat with the serrated edge of a spatula. The girl was charged with fourth-degree assault.

Kids SCHOOLS Politician

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/21

A man named Ziona claims he has the world's largest family. The 66 year-old India native lives in the same house with his 32 wives and 94 children. His latest wife says, "We prepare 66 to 77 pounds of pork when we want to eat meat and require around 50 pounds of rice for dinner."



An Orange County, California man recently called 911 after a stripper he hired through Craigslist refused to refund his money. The unidentified 'victim' told police the woman came to his home, took his money and then left without "providing proper services." He claims he wanted his money back because she looked older than the picture that had been posted on the site.

How to light your farts... FAIL

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/18

A 17 year-old Spokane, Washington teen was arrested on Tuesday for lighting another student on fire. He and his 15 year-old victim were in class when he lit her hair on fire. The unidentified girl extinguished her head and did not require medical treatment.




A New Hampshire man recently lost his fake leg while riding his motorcycle. He told cops he was navigating a sharp highway turn when it flew off, bounced across several lanes and landed in a grassy knoll. Manchester firefighters found the prosthetic and reattached it before the motorcyclist drove off.

Great Soccer Prank!

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/17

Lisette Lee was recently arrested after she landed in Columbus, Ohio with 13 suitcases full of marijuana. She flew the 506 pounds of weed on a private jet from California and told Drug Enforcement Agent her companions were her secretary and two bodyguards. Authorities busted Lee after receiving an anonymous tip.

A woman from Kapurthala, Punjab castrated her husband on Tuesday night for being unfaithful. The woman first lodged a complaint with the police before she told them she would teach her husband a lesson herself. She placed a sleeping agent in his drink before he passed out and she assaulted him. The husband is in serious, but stable condition.



A Boston man is lucky to be alive after he found a black widow spider in his package of Whole Foods grapes. Whole Foods says spiders are part of the landscape at their California grower. Jorge Fuertes said Whole Foods offered him gift cards if he'd leave the spider with them. He wants to keep beast in the event he files a lawsuit. Fuertes spit out his mouthful of grapes after noticed the spider's telltale red hourglass on its belly.

Jet Ski Parking FAIL!

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/16

A 47 year-old German mother was recently ticketed for breast feeding while driving. The woman was on her way home when an officer saw her nursing her 18 month-old. She was fined for failing to provide proper security for her child or herself while driving.


Joseph T. Piser recently staged a fake 911 call to the Gainesville, Florida police. Upset that his friends kicked him out of their party, the drunk 47 year-old told dispatchers they beat him and stole his quart of Bud Ice beer. 10 officers responded to the robbery call. When they saw that Piser had no visible injuries they charged him with misusing the 911 system.

Dude FREAKS about Warcraft Deletion!

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FREAK OUT happens @ 4:25...

What the Hell Theatre - 6/15

Bethsaida Sandoval and her husband were recently arrested for burglarizing 20 South Florida homes. The 38 year-old worked for Royal Caribbean Cruises where she would book trips before telling her husband when the vacationers would be away. He would then rob their homes. Sandoval drove the getaway car and often stole flat-screen televisions, jewelry, guns and other expensive items.

A 74-year-old Boise, Idaho woman was recently arrested for pouring mayonnaise in the Ada County library's drop box. She is also a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes. Library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup.




James M. Geremonte has been jailed for robbing a Brockton, Mass Dunkin Donuts. He's accused of walking into the store, ordering a coffee and then demanding the clerk empty the register. James' court-appointed attorney, Amanda Ward, says the clerk misheard him. “He said he asked for a honey bun, not ‘Give me the money. I have a gun.’” Geremonte has been convicted 23 times on other charges.

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/14

The Saddlebrook, New Jersey police cordoned off a shopping center and questioned shoppers after a mother reported her 2-year-old son was missing. The search was called off after 90 minutes when the 32-year-old remembered she left her toddler with a friend. Cops say it's not likely the woman will be charged because she really did believe her boy was missing.

Helen Wilson may be the heaviest sleeper on the planet. The 89 year-old Londoner was snoozing when a Stagecoach bus crashed into her house. Once Wilson was woken up she went into shock and had to be treated by paramedics.

Weightlifter gives it his all... then yacks!

What the Hell Theatre - 6/11

Toni Ebdon is selling her breast milk online. The 26 year-old Londoner charges $25 for four ounces of milk. She says, "I was expecting women who couldn't breast feed to get in touch, but instead all the responses were from men. I tend not to ask too many questions or pry into people's private lives. All communication prior to the sale is done via email and I meet the customer in person to hand over the milk."

Corey Byrne was killed on Wednesday night after his python strangled him. The 34 year-old Papillion, Nebraska native placed the nine-foot snake on his shoulders before it wrapped around his neck and squeezed him to death. Byrne had no pulse when rescue crews arrived at his home.


The Chicago police arrested a streaker early yesterday morning. The unidentified man set fire to a street sign before running naked on the Eisenhower Expressway. The man was detained and taken a hospital for a mental observation. Cops say the streaking was not connected to the Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory.

Google Street View = Found Porn

What the Hell Theatre - 6/10

On Monday, the Florida police closed the North Orange Blossom Trail in Osceola County after 3,000 gallons of vegetable oil flowed from an 18-wheeler. Kissimmee firefighters said the road was too slick for motorists to safely travel on.




Dale Warren Graham was recently arrested for making love to a vacuum. The 94 year-old Payson, Arizona senior was busted in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants.

Slow News Century?

Take a close look.....

What the Hell Theatre - 6/9

Sony Dong has been sentenced to four months in prison for smuggling 14 Asian songbirds into the U.S. by hiding them inside his pants. The 46-year-old was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport last year after an inspector spotted bird droppings on his socks and saw feathers peeking out from under his pants.



Rachelle L. Gome was recently arrested for getting drunk and then removing her top at a public pool. When the Naples, Florida police arrived, she ignored their requests to get dressed and tried to walk away from them. Deputies arrested Gome after she fought with them.

How to light a bonfire.

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/8

Bethany Lott was recently struck and killed by lightning just minutes before her boyfriend was set to propose atop a North Carolina mountain. Richard Butler says, "Everything went black. I was spun 180 degrees, thrown several feet back. My legs turned to jelly. My shoes were smoking and the bottom of my feet felt like they were on fire. I crawled to her, rolled her over. They say she was gone automatically, but I tried CPR for probably 15 minutes."

49-year-old He Yuelin, who has no hands, is suing local authorities in China for refusing to issue him a driver´s license. He says he is a safe driver and has competed in driving competitions. He lost his hands in an accident at age nine and has been driving trucks for 26 years. He says that driving a truck is the only way he can support his family.

Best Video Ever!

What the Hell Theatre - 6/7

A man, wearing only a sock over his manhood, recently interrupted a newscast. A Greek television reporter was in the middle of a live shot on the beach when the unidentified man walked over and placed his arm around her. The broadcast continued with the reporter eyeing the man up and down before turning away. The cameraman then followed the man as he wandered away.


A four year-old boy is recovering from falling from a 17th-floor balcony at the Doubletree Grand Hotel in Miami. The unidentified toddler climbed over a railing, bounced off a palm tree and landed on some dirt near the hotel's 10th-floor pool. When paramedics arrived, the boy was crying and had difficulty speaking, but physically appeared fine.

Oil Change Fail!

What the Hell Theatre - 6/4

An Italian couple recently wrecked a $260,000 Ferrari on the way to their wedding reception. The couple, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had just left their church when the groom swerved off the road and into a traffic light. An officer says, "They had to sign over a $40,000 insurance deposit on the car and they probably won't be getting any change from it."

A Murfreesboro, Tennessee Waffle House employee is lucky to be alive after confronting three teens who 'dined and dashed'. Andrew Brian McKnight chased the trio into the parking lot where he jumped on their car hood and called 911 as they sped off. The car reached speeds of 60 miles per hour. The driver stopped shortly before police arrived. 18-year-old Christopher Allen Miller was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment.

Best Wedding Photo Session EVER!

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/3

The Iowa City police recently arrested a naked drunk driver. The unidentified 20 year-old struck a street sign before fleeing on foot. Eyewitnesses said he was nude, which helped police find him outside his neighbor's apartment. The drunk had a blood-alcohol content of .189 or more than twice the legal limit.

Greatest Motivational Speech EVER!

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What the Hell Theatre - 6/2

A 37-year-old Coldspring, New York man was recently arrested for driving drunk with two children on the hood of his truck. The man's blood-alcohol content was .32 percent.



A 70 year-old Wauwatosa, Wisconsin man has been banned from the Mayfair Mall for 5 years for caressing women. He was recently arrested after he sat next to a woman and began stroking her arm during a film.

Greatest Song EVER!

When I first saw it, I didn' think they could sustain the Awesomeness level the whole way through.... I was proved wrong.

What the Hell Theatre - 6/1

A 32 year-old Clackamas, Oregon woman was recently arrested for leaving her 3 year-old son in a sweltering car while she gambled for 8 hours. A casino security guard called for help after he heard the boy crying and found him drinking spoiled milk. When cops arrived, the mother said, "Why is this such a big deal?" She had a blood alcohol level of 0.14. Child Protective Services took custody of the toddler.

The New Port Richey, Florida police arrested Charles Dennison on Friday after he called 911 to complain that his mother stole his beer. A deputy charged him with making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O'Lakes.

Greatest Wedding DJ EVER!

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