Should I play this GREAT Voicemail onair?

What the Hell Theater - 3/31

A pizza plot was foiled by a suspect who forgot to hang up his cell phone. Police in Cincinnati were called by employees at Toppers Pizza when a worker overheard a plan to rob a delivery driver after the supposed patron failed to end the call. Two undercover officers posed as deliverymen. Two teens were busted after one tried to grab the pizzas and run. Both face robbery charges.

A woman on a Florida charter boat cruise got a surprise when a 300-pound giant ray jumped into the boat and landed on her. Captain Kelly Klein of Two Chicks Charters said the giant spotted eagle ray jumped into the boat and landed on Jenny Hausch, who became stuck under the huge animal. They eventually got the ray back into the water. Neither Hausch nor the ray were hurt.

Auto-Correct - BJ edition

Jackass + Britney Spears!?

What the Hell Theater - 3/30

Police said a Dover Township, Pennsylvania, man allegedly trying to steal a bag of shrimp from a supermarket was arrested with the frozen bag of seafood stuffed in his pants. A store security officer and a customer at the Weis Market detained Brian Troy McDaniel last week. The store officer told police he saw the suspect enter the frozen foods section of the store and take two packages of shrimp from the freezer. McDaniel then allegedly "proceeded to pull the front of his jeans away from his body and deposit one of the bags of shrimp into his crotch area," police said. Police did not say what McDaniel did with the other bag of shrimp.

A condom maker is taking the truism "sex sells" very literally. A new line of the contraceptives puts advertising not just on the wrapper, but the latex itself. Graphic Armor Inc.'s new Picture Condoms meet all FDA requirements and claims they're the first to feature full-color images on the latex. They're starting with a condom branded with the rock band Kiss that shows Gene Simmons' tongue unfurled. The creators are in talks with entertainment companies, energy drinks and designers to put logos and messages on the condoms.

WB Hardware Bar this Friday night

Sexy Pic.. right?

Sexy Right?... No, wait until you notice.......
YES!

(Bottom Right Corner)

What the Hell Theater - 3/29

A Florida Walmart worker was arrested for allegedly biting a co-worker's finger because she believed the other woman was having an affair with her husband. Collier County deputies said 43-year-old Clodia Coicour accosted the other woman in the parking lot last Monday. The victim told authorities she was leaving the store at the end of her shift around 7 a.m. when Coicour threw a substance in her face that burned her eyes. The woman said she scuffled with Coicour before Coicour bit the tip off her right ring finger. Coicour was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with bodily harm causing permanent disfigurement. She told officers she believed the other woman was seeing her husband, who also works at Walmart. Both the woman and Coicour's husband denied the affair.

Dance Assassin!

Yeah, if I could dance THIS is how I would spend my Friday Nights...

What the Hell Theater - 3/25

It was the wrong place to try to unload some hot jewelry. Police in Richmond, Indiana, say a clerk in a jewelry store recognized her own stolen items when a man tried to sell them. The woman's home had been broken into months ago.

Rebecca Black Friday

What the Hell Theater - 3/24

Police in Elyria, Ohio, arrested a woman they say stabbed her neighbor in the chest with a pitchfork. The victim, Jonathan Warner, said he heard a knock on the door and when he opened it he saw his neighbor, Wendy Fischer. She then allegedly stabbed Warner in the left chest area once before Warner grabbed the tool out of her hands and called the police. Fischer was apparently attempting to carry out some vigilante justice. She had previously called the cops to report a noise violation at Warner's apartment. Not satisfied with their response, she grabbed the most vicious weapon she had in her house - a pitchfork.

Camel Toe?

What the Hell Theater - 3/23

Keith Gruber, of Swan Lake, New Jersey, was jailed after he showed up to his DUI hearing 30 minutes late and carrying an open can of Busch beer. Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda asked him if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch" before sending him to jail with no bail.

What the Hell Theater - 3/22

Karin Mackaliunas was arrested after cops performed a cavity search on her and found more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change stashed in her privates. The 27 year-old was detained by the Scranton, PA police following a crash this past weekend. They found three bags of heroin in her jacket before a doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

400 pound Kelly Gneiting finished Sunday's Los Angeles Marathon in nine hours, 48 minutes and 52 seconds. The former national sumo wrestling champ, who has a 60-inch waist, says, "I did it, but it was hell. Pure hell. My feet were on fire. Twice, blisters popped and just about brought me to my knees.... But I kept going." Kelly has set a Guinness world record for the heaviest person to complete a marathon. He now wants to hike from the Dead Sea to Mt. Everest, swim the English Channel and play in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Found Stupidity...

Took this at a bowling alley this weekend.  65% of people won't find anything wrong with it...

What the Hell Theater - 3/21

Wilfredo R. Reyes-Ramirez was recently arrested for trying to transport drugs inside a teddy bear. The Mesa, Arizona police stopped him for not using his turn signal while exiting a driveway. They then searched his car and found an orange bag in the glove box containing $6,206. They also found a stuffed teddy bear dressed in pants, a shirt and sweater. They noticed a tear in the bear's pants, ripped it open and found seven bags of meth worth $800.

Eric W. Tendam is recovering from being shot by the West Lafayette, Indiana police. The 42 year-old was on his riding lawmower when he ran a stop sign and almost caused an accident. When cops pulled up, he got off the mower and whipped out a pellet gun. Cops shot Johnson before he was arrested and taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

Don't park like a DOUCHE!

What the Hell Theater - 3/18

Romanian TV star Simona Suhoi is blaming her recent driving arrest on her breast implants. The 28 year-old was stopped for not wearing a seatbelt, one month after she was banned from driving. She's now facing five years in jail. Simona says, "I admit I shouldn't have driven the car but I had no other choice. You see, I was having terrible pains in the chest, I think it was because of these brand new breast implants. I tried to get a taxi but they were all busy so I jumped into the car and dashed for the clinic. I mean, what was I supposed to do?"

A Palm City, Florida woman thinks her ex-boyfriend may have stolen her stripper pole. The two were living together until the 19-year-old woman ended their relationship. When she went to her ex's house to get her belongings she noticed her 15 foot pole, valued at $400, was missing. Her ex claims someone broke into his home and stole the pole while he was at the store.

What the Hell Theater - 3/17

A giant snake recently got loose on a train traveling between Gdynia and Zakopane, Poland. The conductor stopped the train as terrified passengers fled and police and firemen came aboard to corral the beast. It took an hour to capture the snake.

Antonio Recinos was recently arrested after he called 911 to report that he had been "cheated" after paying $40 for 0.4 gram of cocaine. He later approached an East Hartford police officer and showed him the baggie of cocaine. Recino said he thought he would have received more drugs.

What the Hell Theater - 3/16

A bomb squad rushed to a post office in Northwest Russia after clerks accepted a suspicious package that was buzzing. The post office was evacuated as the bomb squad defused the package and found a vibrator.The sex toy had been turned on by accident during shipping.

A 52 year-old man recently set a Lynwood, Washington Days Inn motel room on fire because he believed Satan was in the room with him. He told cops he wanted to protect "the good people" by setting the fire. The unidentified man repeatedly called hotel employees the "anti-Christ" and "spawns of Satan." He was charged with arson. Six rooms were damaged.

What the Hell Theater - 3/15

Jessica Figueroa was sentenced to three years in prison yesterday for leaving her three young children, a 3-year-old son, a 2-year-old and a 7-month-old daughter, home alone while she was clubbing in Manhattan. Neighbors called 911 after they found the kids crying and running around naked in their apartment hallway. Jessica plead guilty to endangering her kids.

The Oklahoma City police recently arrested Rayniqua Poole for giving her baby a bottle of gin and formula. She says she woke up 5 a.m., grabbed a bottle out of her refrigerator, mixed it with the formula, fed it to her baby and then went back to bed. She told officers her friend had bought the gin two days before. Officers arrested Poole on suspicion of child endangerment.

Sax Prank AwesomeNess (yeah, it's a word)

What the Hell Theater - 3/14

Frederick Louis Sims was recently arrested for firing his gun at an Orlando Denny's. Upset by the slow service, the 31 year-old walked outside and fired three shots in the air before speeding away in a Cadillac Escalade with several friends. When cops stopped the SUV, they found guns and weed. Sims was charged wiith discharging a firearm in public and possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis.

 

A University of Virginia student is out of the hospital after he became ill while pledging the Zeta Psi fraternity house. The unidentified man drank an entire bottle of Soy Sauce before being rushed to the ER, where he was treated for an electrolyte imbalance caused by consuming large amounts of sodium. Other pledges ate dog food, matzo balls, gefilte fish and soy sauce.

Street fight in a taco store... awesome!

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Isn't technology great?

Can't blame auto correct on this one...

What the Hell Theater - 3/11

Police were recently called to the La Fuente restaurant in San Diego after a group of transvestites began brawling. The fight started when the women began arguing over whose bodies were better. Tables, chairs, wigs and high heels were all thrown. A video of the fight has been posted on YouTube. Police broke up the fight, but made no arrests. Here's the video for that:

A student jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge yesterday during a field trip. He survived and was taken to San Francisco General Hospital with bruising. The boy jumped after accepting a dare from some friends.

Sick Puppies EP "Polar Opposite"

Yesterday I played a new song from SICK PUPPIES... well it was an "old song" redone.  It's available on a new EP called POLAR OPPOSITE.  Here's the link:

What the Hell Theater - 3/10

Timothy Elvester, of Aitkin, Minnesota, was recently arrested after he interrupted a screening of Rango by swearing and peeing in the movie theatre. The 49 year-old drunk was charged with vandalism and disorderly conduct. The movie was stopped so officers could pull Elvester from the theater.

Audrey Willoughby is going to be spending 18 months in jail for allowing her 10 year-old daughter to drive her and her drunk boyfriend home. The 33 year-old plead no contest to child abuse charges. Her daughter rammed three cars and a house while trying to get home. The Fort Pierce, Florida police found Audrey in the backseat with her 8-year-old son. No one was injured in the crash.

Jason Gines, a first year dean at Freedom Middle School in Orlando, is under investigation for giving students the middle finger as he walked to his car. A student caught the gesture on video before posting it on YouTube.

What the Hell Theater - 3/9

A 2-year-old girl is ok after being left behind at a Milwaukee McDonald's. Her family and 10 children were dining there on Sunday when they inadvertently left her behind. When the family returned home, all of the kids went to bed. The next morning, the child's aunt saw her photo on television and called the girl's mother. The family dashed to the police department and explained what happened. Police say the girl was unhurt and is in good condition. They have yet to return her to her parents because they are reviewing her living arrangements.

Karl Lambert is suing a Brevard County, Florida paramedic for stealing his severed foot. He was involved in a crash in 2008 before Cindy Economou took his foot from the crash scene to help train her cadaver dog. Economou quit her job soon after the incident. The foot could have been reattached.

Old School Game WITH New Skool SFX

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What the Hell Theater - 3/8

On Monday, someone stole a tractor trailer containing $80,000 worth of Anheuser Busch beer. William Roche parked his tractor-trailer at 484 Tires Services in Ocala after filling it with beer at the Anheuser Busch facility in Jacksonville.When he went to pick up his truck it and the trailer were missing. The Opalocka police found the empty truck later in the day. The suds were gone.

The Statesville, North Carolina police arrested an 83-year-old Wal-Mart greeter after he robbed the store he works at. George Plane Jr. clocked out at 7 p.m. on Sunday before going to his car and donning a disguise. He then approached a garden center employee, pointed a gun at the worker and demanded money from the cash register. Police say Plane fired one shot before fleeing. They caught him a short while later.

Video Dating MELTDOWN Awesomeness!

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What the Hell Theater - 3/7

Joseph Lee Stringer was arrested last week for trying to shoplift a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes from a Kingston, Georgia Walmart. The 27 year-old stuffed the items down the front of his pants and got busted when he tried to leave through the garden center. Guards say the bulge was easy to spot.

Rodney Kunkel was recently arrested for placing nude photos of himself on cars and shelves at a Toledo Wal-Mart. The pictures showed the 44 year-old wearing fishnet stockings, a women's camisole, and "nothing in between." Loss prevention officers spotted the photos on car windshields and in the cosmetic department before calling the police. They used surveillance video to identify and bust Kunkel. He's been arrested twice before for exposing himself.

What the Hell Theater - 3/4

A West Aurora, Illinois teacher has been placed on leave for spraying a seventh-grader in the eyes with a blackboard cleaning solution. The boy was talking to a friend when the teacher asked him to be quiet. The teacher then sprayed the boy in the eyes with the solution. A nurse flushed the boy's eyes before he returned to class 45 minutes later with blurry vision and headaches.

Earlier this week, the Seattle police arrested a naked man, who was growling like a dog and claiming to be the devil. He was high on drugs and arrested. When cops arrived the man began screaming and breaking windows and said he was the devil and that "everyone was going to die." Officers used a Taser to subdue the fool.

Bold Game Show Guess!

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Fast Forward to the :53 Second Mark... that's where it gets AWESOME!

What the Hell Theater - 3/3

Sarah White conducts online therapy sessions in the nude. The 24 year-old New Yorker says, "For men especially, who are less likely than women to go to therapy, it is more interesting, more enticing, more exciting. It's a more inspiring approach to therapy. Freud used free association. I use nakedness." The initial sessions, which cost $150, are conducted on a one-way Web cam and text chat. Skype and in-person consultations are also available.

A Manteca, California woman is lucky to be alive after she jumped on the hood of her husband's minivan and held on for 40 miles while he drove at speeds of over 100 mph. Christopher Michael Carroll allegedly didn’t slow down until he reached Pleasanton where his wife was able to safely roll off the hood. She was suffering from hypothermia when emergency crews found her. Carroll has been charged with attempted murder. The couple didn't say what caused their fight.

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Fast Forward to the :53 mark... that's when Gravity strikes!

What the Hell Theater - 3/2

U.S. Border agents busted some smugglers at the Lincoln-Juarez International Bridge in Laredo, Texas yesterday. The guards found 58 pounds of iguana meat on a Mexican bus bound for Texas. The meat was going to be sold to restaurants and used for tamales.

Gurgen Gukasyan was recently charged with reckless driving after he drove down a Glendale, California street in reverse for 3 miles. The 49-year-old was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time of the incident. An off duty cop busted him. When asked why he drove in reverse, George said for fun.

Non-Stop Dancing...

see more Very Demotivational

Crazy Turkish Dancing Guy

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Fas Forward to the :55 mark... that's what Sh*t gets REAL.

What the Hell Theater - 3/1

A stretch of Interstate 44 in Springfield, Missouri was shut down over the weekend after a tractor-trailer crashed and spilled 20 tons of mayonnaise onto the road. Crew spent hours cleaning up the 40,000 pounds of mayo. Cops said walking on the spilled mayonnaise was like walking on ice.

Clarell Jamar Colbert was recently arrested after a drug sniffing dog detected crack cocaine hidden in his butt. A St. Lucie County, Florida Sheriff's Deputy stopped him after he was obstructing traffic with his bike. Colbert pulled away during a patdown before the drug sniffing dog was brought in, and started barking at his butt. A deputy extracted 12 crack cocaine rocks from Colbert's rear end.